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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
http://www.arabnews.com/node/1078861/media

quote:


Arab News regrettably announces that it will discontinue publishing articles by US columnist Andrew Bowen.
The reason behind this decision is the columnist insisting that this newspaper deletes previous articles dating back prior to the recent US election where he was in favor of Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.
Bowen, a visiting scholar at the American Enterprise Institute, has repeatedly requested the removal of these articles stating that this is needed for him “to be cleared” for what he claims to be a possible job with the new Donald Trump administration’s State Department.
Mr. Bowen also insinuated — verbally and in writing — that he will seek the support of influential friends and contacts to help remove the articles.
Arab News possesses all correspondence relating to this matter and its position is that such a request is unprofessional journalistically, particularly given that there were no factual errors or libelous comments that require a redaction or correction.
We wish Mr. Bowen the best of luck in his job application.

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Hahahaha what the gently caress did he think was going to happen

This is amazing


We could just make this the 'bullfighters getting beaten by bulls' thread with how much these get posted, and I'd be cool with it.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Daaaaamn. That's the good stuff there, mmhmmm

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

More like oldgoodness

Matador videos are the only super graphic injury clips I can watch and not feel a single shred of remorse for the human, all freude no schaden.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Huh, and I thought it was just a loop.

The gif is bad enough but this is just dirty pool <:mad:>
...
...
...yes, I went back and watched some more :(

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Now that is some good poo poo.

It still surprises me that the focal point for ethical journalism has, in so many cases, shifted to the Middle East. But I suppose it's a natural reaction to living in oppressive states; things like truth and ethics suddenly becomes worth a hell of a lot more.


Though I wonder, given how toxic the Trump administration is, if he wasn't being a turd and was actually told he couldn't get a job in the state department unless he cleansed his past work to be ideologically pure.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude


Best quality I could find, apologies for the face palms at the end.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gross Dude posted:



Best quality I could find, apologies for the face palms at the end.

:doh:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

How do I do politics?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


this is like the_universal_nunchuk_experience.gif

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

I'm envisioning some lovely parent going "OK kids, just don't jump near the hole."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Sagebrush posted:

this is like the_universal_nunchuk_experience.gif

True, but the dude who was doing an audition or something and tried to do a front flip and landed on his dome is really peak mall ninja fail.

Alain Perdrix
Dec 19, 2007

Howdy!

Gorilla Salad posted:

Though I wonder, given how toxic the Trump administration is, if he wasn't being a turd and was actually told he couldn't get a job in the state department unless he cleansed his past work to be ideologically pure.

I'm entirely confident that he's still a turd in this scenario.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Oh, most definitely.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

The gif doesn't do this one justice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLSyoXw0I5E

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Additional schadenfreude - Literally everybody in the comment section is lamenting that the bull didn't finish the job.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gross Dude posted:



Best quality I could find, apologies for the face palms at the end.

This is why you only let the bustiest of maidens carry large liquid loads like this, they have a built in keep rack.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

LifeSunDeath posted:

This is why you only let the bustiest of maidens carry large liquid loads like this, they have a built in keep rack.

Well I googled "busty maidens large liquid loads" and the results were nothing to do with beer at all! :wth:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Stoatbringer posted:

Well I googled "busty maidens large liquid loads" and the results were nothing to do with beer at all! :wth:

You have to put it all in quotation marks in the search bar.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Schadenfreude on Sean Spicer.
Sean Spicer called ProPublica a “left-wing blog.” ProPublica came back with the receipts. - Vox
https://apple.news/A65lAynvaR4eORhgkBy9CaQ

E: extra schadenfreude for female Trump voters :
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-a7665946.html

10 Beers has a new favorite as of 18:35 on Apr 4, 2017

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Memento posted:

True, but the dude who was doing an audition or something and tried to do a front flip and landed on his dome is really peak mall ninja fail.

http://www.businessinsider.com/where-are-they-now-afro-ninja-picked-himself-up-and-made-a-movie-based-on-his-viral-video-2010-8

I hope you know the whole story here, which is that the guy is a pro stuntman who was having a very bad day (and ended up reauditioning and landing the role)

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

these might hurt a bit to watch

https://i.imgur.com/kLJAsu6.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/nuPahIu.gifv

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
http://i.imgur.com/V4ctQJN.mp4

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

MNIMWA posted:

these might hurt a bit to watch

https://i.imgur.com/kLJAsu6.gifv

:( No train. Sad!

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

MNIMWA posted:

these might hurt a bit to watch

https://i.imgur.com/kLJAsu6.gifv

If I'm not mistaken, that stupid bastard delayed the A/B/C/D lines for hours that day.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4sfChWgK0I

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

If I'm not mistaken, that stupid bastard delayed the A/B/C/D lines for hours that day.

I'm assuming he was just trying over and over again and that's why they shut it down otherwise it would be weird to shut down 4 lines because one guy jumped across once and didn't get hit by a train.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm assuming he was just trying over and over again and that's why they shut it down otherwise it would be weird to shut down 4 lines because one guy jumped across once and didn't get hit by a train.

poo poo gets shut down for hours over people thinking they might have seen someone on the tracks.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm assuming he was just trying over and over again and that's why they shut it down otherwise it would be weird to shut down 4 lines because one guy jumped across once and didn't get hit by a train.

You clearly have never been to New York City.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm assuming he was just trying over and over again and that's why they shut it down otherwise it would be weird to shut down 4 lines because one guy jumped across once and didn't get hit by a train.

You poor stupid bastard.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

This didn't end nearly as poorly as it could have.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Klaus Kinski posted:

poo poo gets shut down for hours over people thinking they might have seen someone on the tracks.

Huh, guess it's different here in Chicago. Unless a train literally barrels through O'Hare International Airport it's usually only delayed a couple hours even if someone is hit and killed. Then again I'm no CTA delay expert so it may be the same thing here and I've just never experienced it.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Solice Kirsk posted:

Huh, guess it's different here in Chicago. Unless a train literally barrels through O'Hare International Airport it's usually only delayed a couple hours even if someone is hit and killed. Then again I'm no CTA delay expert so it may be the same thing here and I've just never experienced it.

It very much depends, but I've experienced someone getting run over actually resulting in less of a delay than a sighting of someone on the tracks.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Can someone help me find a video. I Think it was called "Really good" or something and it was explaining how a football team did an outstanding play and almost won except they missed a field goal and lost everything.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Hihohe posted:

Can someone help me find a video. I Think it was called "Really good" or something and it was explaining how a football team did an outstanding play and almost won except they missed a field goal and list everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yru_1al8EY

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Yesss

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Nooooooooo!!!!

(Pretty Good is the best thing on YouTube.)

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Railing Kill posted:

Youtube link

This guy takes way too long to get to the freaking point, it's like that's 90's joke about sniffing your own farts but in video form.

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Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Should've given her a grappling hook instead.

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