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Spoeank posted:To tell you how beautiful you are, inside and out, every day.
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Vows are lies anyway. Like hell I put her first when football's on amirite fellas
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Apr 4, 2017 17:19
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I graduated from a Jesuit Catholic HS and I was no joke super religious at the time, albeit pretty progressive (and still am). The school focused a lot on fellowship, helping the poor, all the cool stuff that you'd generally agree with. When I went to college, I knew I should stick with being involved in campus ministry, so I joined the one affiliated with my school. Things... were different. It was much more politically motivated. One of the main people there was a mega anti-abortionist. He once gave a speech about how one of his nightmares was that when he passed away, he'd go to heaven, and Jesus would lead him into a room filled with barrels of aborted children and ask "Tom, why didn't you do anything to stop this?" The guy graduated, had like 7 kids and still goes to street corners to hold signs protesting abortion. I looked him up on facebook, and he's already a racist uncle user. It was an overall generally creepy experience which more or less turned me off to church for a long time. I started dating my current girlfriend, also Catholic, who invited me to her church. The church is super progressive and very diverse, and during the prayers of the faithful, they actually call for people to understand that black lives matter. The church you attend can really make or break your worldview.
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Apr 4, 2017 17:20
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GonadTheBallbarian posted:If you're married to the right person, having a spouse loving owns This. I'm apparently some unrelatable weirdo because even my best man said a few days before the ceremony "Gee Quiet Feet, I never thought you'd find anybody." I can't imagine being with anyone other than my wife right now. She's an awesome lady.  Also re: cheaping out on a photographer, we did that but lucked out. My wife's cousin was an amateur photographer (with good equipment) and the dude did an amazing job. If you'd just walked in and saw him you'd have assumed he was hired. I think he took about 1,000 pics total. We also left disposable cameras on each table so that people could take random pictures if they wanted. Which probably seems pointless what with cell phones these days, but if you have any older guests they might make use of them.
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Apr 4, 2017 17:23
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I won my NCAA Bracket at work without being able to tell you a single player outside of Lonzo Ball (and that is purely because of his crazy father) and received a nice $70 amazon gift card. Thank you UNC. Thank you refs.
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Apr 4, 2017 17:49
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Half of you are going to be divorced. The other half will be married but unhappy. Old Jizzy D will be living the life alone in his trailer with 3-9 ferrets.
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Apr 4, 2017 18:06
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Half of you are going to be divorced. Statistically, yes, bitter jizz despository. It's nice to have happiness even if it's fleeting tho
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Apr 4, 2017 18:07
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Diqnol posted:Statistically, yes, bitter jizz despository. Happiness is 3-9 ferrets.
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Apr 4, 2017 18:09
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Happiness is 3-9 ferrets. aren't ferrets stinky
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Apr 4, 2017 18:14
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a patagonian cavy posted:aren't ferrets stinky Yeah they're miserable little cunts. And super stinky. I don't have any and people who do are insane. I thought about what pets would be sadder than a bunch of cats living with an old sad person in a trailer, and wingo bingo ferrets were the winner.
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Apr 4, 2017 18:28
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Also here's a quote that made me laugh.Maya Fey posted:women have their first child at 25 on average and they live in a constant state of 24-style countdown where jack bauer keeps yelling that if they wait too long their kid is going to come out retarded I asked my lady friends if this was correct and the general response was "Yeah, I am willing to settle for people who will make a good dad" lmao
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Apr 4, 2017 18:30
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Apr 4, 2017 18:32
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Bad Moon posted:Wingo bingo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDqQtXTXzHg
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Apr 4, 2017 18:34
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Quiet Feet posted:This. I'm apparently some unrelatable weirdo because even my best man said a few days before the ceremony "Gee Quiet Feet, I never thought you'd find anybody." I can't imagine being with anyone other than my wife right now. She's an awesome lady.  We've been through a lot, and somehow it just gets easier every day. I supported her through depression and med school, and when I was underemployed after a really lovely corporate layoff, she refused to let me take a job I'd hate. We complement each other extremely well, and it's awesome to know that even if a lot of bad poo poo happens we've got a strongass pillar to lean on. Re: photos As much as it's groanworthy, making a hashtag for Instagram is stupid good for reception photos if you like candids Also, talk to local photog students if you really want to cheap out on photos. Or hmu. I need to ditch my Nikon system because it can't handle video as well as I need it to for my new job, so I need as much cash as I can get for either a Sony a7sII or panny GH5
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Apr 4, 2017 18:40
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Apr 4, 2017 18:45
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a neat cape posted:I want a sugar glider They seem like fun buddies and also awful to care for.
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Apr 4, 2017 18:48
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All this wedding talk makes me remember just how ridiculous teenage/young adult heartbreak is. It took me a year to get over a woman when I was 21 because "SHE WAS PERFECT, YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND".
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a neat cape posted:I want a sugar glider Dogs are the only acceptable pets
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Apr 4, 2017 19:00
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Clearly you don't volunteer at retirement communities. I'm fully certified to pilot this adrenaline machine: As part of my job I get asked where I'm from and have seen an ocean of wrinkly old man rear end. I'll not hang with old folks on my own time if I can avoid it
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Apr 4, 2017 19:07
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Bad Moon posted:As part of my job I get asked where I'm from Always answer ridiculously, my latest is Mexico
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Apr 4, 2017 19:11
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Always answer ridiculously, my latest is Mexico I'm half American/Korean and I enjoy honestly answering Italy to their confusion
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Apr 4, 2017 19:13
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5 RING SHRIMP posted:Dogs are the only acceptable pets I don't have a yard tho
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Apr 4, 2017 19:17
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Yeah they're miserable little cunts. And super stinky. I don't have any and people who do are insane. I thought about what pets would be sadder than a bunch of cats living with an old sad person in a trailer, and wingo bingo ferrets were the winner. Cats are great though. The girlfriend has three cats and they're all real good
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Apr 4, 2017 19:45
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Bad Moon posted:I'm half American/Korean and I enjoy honestly answering Italy to their confusion I am an ambiguously brown man in the suburbs of Chicago and I always answer New Jersey.
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Apr 4, 2017 21:41
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As a brown man living in Chicago proper I never get asked that question
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Apr 4, 2017 21:42
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Eli Wiggum posted:As a brown man living in Chicago proper I never get asked that question You clearly don't hang around enough old, white people. What part of the city are you in?
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Apr 4, 2017 21:49
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Lincoln Park, under a half mile west of the Zoo
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Apr 4, 2017 21:59
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I've seen you in two different timezones irl
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Apr 4, 2017 22:04
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I need to visit San Diego again
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Apr 4, 2017 22:06
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a patagonian cavy posted:Cats are great though. The girlfriend has three cats and they're all real good Ok you have reached the quota for cats. One more and your girlfriend becomes crazy cat lady.
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Apr 4, 2017 22:07
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Eli Wiggum posted:I need to visit San Diego again Same re: Chicago I haven't been to Noble Experiment since we went
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Apr 4, 2017 22:07
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a neat cape posted:I haven't been to Noble Experiment since we went
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Apr 4, 2017 22:09
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Eli Wiggum posted:Lincoln Park, under a half mile west of the Zoo I went on a date with a cute girl once back when Pokemon Go was the rage and went to a place called Lincoln Park where we hunted Charmanders all day. Well, that's my Lincoln Park story. Thanks for listening.
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Apr 4, 2017 22:16
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A Man and his dog posted:Ok you have reached the quota for cats. the degree to which someone is considered crazy is number of cats, squared. One cat great, two cats fine, three cats iffy, four or more cats nope.
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Apr 4, 2017 22:22
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What about no cats
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One time when I was an angsty middle schooler I went into Hot Topic with a vaguely goth friend. When we were in there he was like "I think this song just is some guy screaming shut up over and over." I told him nobody would be stupid enough to write a song like that. Anyway that's my Linkin Park story.
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Apr 4, 2017 22:28
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A Man and his dog posted:Ok you have reached the quota for cats. we need a bigger house first and I need a lot of Claritin because I'm mildly allergic
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Apr 4, 2017 22:30
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Qwijib0 posted:the degree to which someone is considered crazy is number of cats, squared. One cat great, two cats fine, three cats iffy, four or more cats nope. I looked into urban beekeeping on a whim a few weeks ago. Are you a crazy person if you have like 20k pets that make delicious honey for you?
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a patagonian cavy posted:we need a bigger house first and I need a lot of Claritin because I'm mildly allergic So not only is your girlfriend crazy cat lady, but you are physically suffering because of it? I have a solution for you, find the nearest bucket, fill it with water, and report back for next steps...
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