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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

id rather die single than mary trump

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Rushi posted:

is it moon cum or is the moon some other kind of cum

wtf do u think those astronauts did up there

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



we are all covered in mooncum

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
here's a good rear end johnny cash song nerds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/JohnnyHeatWave/status/847897561251938304

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

holy poo poo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

alexjones.wmv

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

this is an incredible work of art!
:kiss:
:perfect:
:patriot:

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
“The cosmos is within us. We are made of moon-cum. We are a way for the universe to know itself.”

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

a big ol frozen cum ball

That's an awful thing to call your mean grandma

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



lol alexander jonesathon jonesstar

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




whenever i have a really good meal i ask the waiter to send the chef out and then i say "colon discourse colon"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CBQak3tpuk

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


trump is a real human peeing

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we all pee turdfuzz

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

trump is a real human peeing

and a real nero

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Hahahah yeah gently caress that guy and his wife for being unable to afford the medical treatment they needed

Yeah that's exactly what he said about himself

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

Baloogan posted:

we all pee turdfuzz

not on obama beds

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i lost my pee glands in the war

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Apraxin posted:

i skipped some posts yesterday, was this masterpiece of :911: posted already?
https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/848982344111280130

This is one of my fav tweets ever

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Rushi posted:

“The cosmos is within us. We are made of moon-cum. We are a way for the universe to know itself.”

:omarcomin:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIjTfQH9AOI

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lol u know what

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

moon cum ball is gonna one day be engulfed by a black hole

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

unless we go all piccolo on it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
nah, sun will expand to gently caress up the moon long before a black hole might suck the moon up

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

enjoy that anime reference

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

nah, sun will expand to gently caress up the moon long before a black hole might suck the moon up

still sounds hot

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



piccolo is a very small flute

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pan pipes > flutes

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

u can blow my pipe any day

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
*holds up a tire compressor*

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i would like to live a full life

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
full of cum

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

i would like to live a full life

buy a flat of water for your car and one for your home.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Baby Trump RP: sign ups here

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump early and often

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

flat of water

what

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
And thus faire Romeo didst cumpt on thee Lady Juliet

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