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Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

flakeloaf posted:

https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/846111126467178497

Ok I'm definitely following this bot.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:05

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:09

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

sorry friends. i've been ill and still haven't given you guys the github thing and for that I apologize.

In penance:
https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/846731352108154880

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/846730841455767552

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/846381406578233351

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:38

Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

it's cool, get better! I have too much work at the moment to play with bots anyway.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:33

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

lol from

https://nmpositive.tumblr.com/post/158976010886/superheroes-designed-by-neural-network

I trained the neural network to generate superhero names, based on the list from this site. I thought the database was going to be way too small, but the network proved me wrong.

Speet Stank
Red Fart
Mister Man
Rad Food
Sapgirl
Woop
Ann Man
Boomss
Boark II
Supperman
Superbore
Slonk
Lid Man
Green Hooter II
Starm Surper
Shartar
Goons
Nana
Rider Farm
Captain In
Redink
Wolver Man
Wizler

# ? Mar 29, 2017 21:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

*Boark II voice* my wife

# ? Mar 29, 2017 21:47

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

I'm Nana. Means mint in Hebrew.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 22:13

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Original character Wolver Man do not steal

# ? Mar 29, 2017 22:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ahem...

green hooter, the second

# ? Mar 29, 2017 22:59

canis minor: May 4, 2011

I wonder what is the battlecry of Woop

:allears:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Ann Man is very good

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:29

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

just came across this: https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2016 check out the issues for weird stories & stuff

"explanations" has some good ones

WHY IS IT SNOWING RIGHT NOW WHAT HAPPENED TO FALL
BECAUSE IN OCTOBER IT'S ALL ABOUT BASEBALL

https://github.com/moonmilk/explanations

WHY ME AND MY SISTER UP EATING CAKE BATTER
BECAUSE IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:24

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol from

https://nmpositive.tumblr.com/post/158976010886/superheroes-designed-by-neural-network

I trained the neural network to generate superhero names, based on the list from this site. I thought the database was going to be way too small, but the network proved me wrong.

Speet Stank
Red Fart
Mister Man
Rad Food
Sapgirl
Woop
Ann Man
Boomss
Boark II
Supperman
Superbore
Slonk
Lid Man
Green Hooter II
Starm Surper
Shartar
Goons
Nana
Rider Farm
Captain In
Redink
Wolver Man
Wizler

Shartared again :negative:

# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:27

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

imma walk around like my speet don't stank

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:49

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Powaqoatse posted:

just came across this: https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2016 check out the issues for weird stories & stuff

"explanations" has some good ones

WHY IS IT SNOWING RIGHT NOW WHAT HAPPENED TO FALL
BECAUSE IN OCTOBER IT'S ALL ABOUT BASEBALL

https://github.com/moonmilk/explanations

WHY ME AND MY SISTER UP EATING CAKE BATTER
BECAUSE IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

the top 40 suddenly makes a lot more sense

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:51

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

Holy moly these are interesting!

https://twitter.com/TrigonometryBot/status/847295970245136387
I'm going to weave this!

https://twitter.com/TrigonometryBot/status/847290350158753793

https://twitter.com/TrigonometryBot/status/847280205903179778

https://twitter.com/TrigonometryBot/status/847257361135788034

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that bot's got a future in cheap 90s mall art

# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:43

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

quote:

So I�ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.
When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

# ? Apr 1, 2017 18:02

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

OldAlias posted:

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

needs the read too

Data Graham posted:

Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read:

# ? Apr 1, 2017 18:05

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

OldAlias posted:

Completely Meat Circle

Ordering this pizza tonight

# ? Apr 1, 2017 19:42

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Onion-Orange Brownies
Shredded Cheese Bananas
Monk Blebberra�s Crusted Carrots
Crockery Mist
Tamarind Bustard Beans
Choices Together Clam Lanting
Banana Washed
Hen Pan
Oven Meat
Chest Soup
Terofelbork
Berry Lerning Keef Pudding
Cheese Frinds
Sauce-Lavy�s Mustard Cookies
Snup Fruit: Bright Grilled Evaporated Milk
All-Foag-Day Cream
Masty Bacon
Philips Chicken With Upright Cheesecrumbs
Chocolate Spinach Prunes

lol

# ? Apr 2, 2017 08:53

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Terofelbork is probably an actual word in dutch.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 08:58

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Synthbuttrange posted:

Masty Bacon

now available from thinkgeek, a pork flavoured Kleenex for the discerning redditors post-fap cleanup.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 09:07

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

"Here�s what you get when you give incomplete cookbook recipes to a neural network trained on the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft:"

quote:

Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 32 minutes. Test corners to see if done, as center will seem like the next horror of Second House.

Whip � pint of heavy cream. Add 4 Tbsp. brandy or rum to possibly open things that will never be wholly reported.

Cook over a hot grill, or over glowing remains of tunnel mouth.

With blender on high speed, add ice cubes, one at a time, making certain each cube is the end.

Dice the pulp of the eggplant and put it in a bowl with the vast stark rocks.

NOTE: As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you�ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

Coat apple slices with strange things.

NOTE: If chocolate sauce is not completely smooth, we became the state of the mad and discovered more desperate tracks and merciful sky.

Cook over medium heat until thickened and bubbly. Spoon over bizarre eyes.

Source: Bon Appetit - June 1991 Typed for you by the ancient Alert and Brattleboro and the Walter Sabbath of Inquanok - and the final monoliths of the Essecian Head.

"Now, I tried it the other way around, in which I gave phrases from Lovecraftian horror to an innocent neural network trained on 30MB of cookbook recipes."

quote:

There was thunder in the air on the night I went to the deserted mansion atop Tempest Mountain to find the cake cooked.

I was not alone, for foolhardiness was not then mixed with the ham slices.

Now and then, beneath the brown pall of leaves that rotted and festered in the antediluvian forest darkness, I could trace the sinister outlines of some of the cooking pancakes.

For I, and I only, know what manner of fear lurked on a cookie cutter.

The pitiful throngs of natives shrieked and whined of the unnamable powder served with the flour and red pepper.

Everything seemed to me tainted with a loathsome contagion, and inspired by a noxious alliance with the steamed chicken.

All was in vain; the death that had come had left no trace save the steamed red peppers and chicken broth.

Sometimes, in the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers whirl one over the roofs of strange dead cities toward the grinning chasm of Nis, it is a relief and even a delight to make the soup.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 09:08

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

OldAlias posted:

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

Synthbuttrange posted:

Onion-Orange Brownies
Shredded Cheese Bananas
Monk Blebberra’s Crusted Carrots
Crockery Mist
Tamarind Bustard Beans
Choices Together Clam Lanting
Banana Washed
Hen Pan
Oven Meat
Chest Soup
Terofelbork
Berry Lerning Keef Pudding
Cheese Frinds
Sauce-Lavy’s Mustard Cookies
Snup Fruit: Bright Grilled Evaporated Milk
All-Foag-Day Cream
Masty Bacon
Philips Chicken With Upright Cheesecrumbs
Chocolate Spinach Prunes

lol

Liartown cookbook coming along nicely

# ? Apr 2, 2017 09:28

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

I'm the crockery mist.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 13:28

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

WrenP-Complete posted:

I'm the crockery mist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJnaXaNzEVg

# ? Apr 2, 2017 14:59

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

all of those are fantastic: recipes, the cake from out of space, bake at 350 for twenty-five horrors

# ? Apr 2, 2017 16:40

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

that trig art bot rules:

https://twitter.com/TrigonometryBot/status/848954600426057728

# ? Apr 3, 2017 18:46

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159211716882/the-neural-network-invents-fruit-names-that-may

quote:

The neural network invents fruit names that may not catch on.

I�ve been training a neural network (based on this open-source neural network framework from Andrej Karpathy) on datasets from recipes, to lists of Pokemon, to superhero names. I decided to see if it could invent names for new fruit varieties - I fed it a list of apple, peach, pear, plum, and cherry varieties, and asked it to generate more.

It obliged. But I�m not sure any of these are going to catch on:

Sunbrown
Stanker
Pork Gala
Horspest
Shivercell
Hencough
Moregall
Brown Soften
Ruby Wally
Ruck
Nagtort
Blee Red
Redcells
Zuby Glong
Zeelcher
Hacker Gala
Soften Fuji
Klunk 134
Horking

# ? Apr 5, 2017 06:06

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Zuby Glong

moooods

# ? Apr 5, 2017 06:11

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

im hacker gala

# ? Apr 5, 2017 07:35

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Klunk 134 is also excellent

# ? Apr 5, 2017 07:35

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

"All was in vain; the death that had come had left no trace save the steamed red peppers and chicken broth."

me at craft services two nights ago

# ? Apr 5, 2017 07:39

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/849505117510520837

:ohdear:

# ? Apr 5, 2017 07:48

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/849517151119712256

# ? Apr 5, 2017 09:51

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

NNs making up new names is the greatest thing.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 11:24

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

NoneMoreNegative posted:

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159211716882/the-neural-network-invents-fruit-names-that-may

Does it count as a failure if every single one of those catches on?

# ? Apr 5, 2017 12:31

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Doom Mathematic posted:

Does it count as a failure if every single one of those catches on?

nmn challenge: pick a word and use it in conversation (to make it easier it doesn't have to be fruit-related)

I'm going with huh, look at this egg how narrow it it, that's called a Hencough you know

# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158977322294/a-second-batch-of-video-games-from-the-neural
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/159165060164/video-game-titles-created-by-a-neural-network

quote:

Games that might have been
A couple of years ago someone attempted to make a list of every video game ever made, and put it in a 6.5MB flat file. Like any sensible person, I used it to train a recurrent neural network.
Fire Gant Bandit (1990, Taito) (Windows)
Metal Cat (2001, Sega) (Windows)
Mosh King (1982, Simale) (Amiga)
Pet All (1988, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)
Death of the Robot (1988, Smace Software) (Windows)
Dolans Power Pirater (1984, Microprose) (Arcade)
Speed Wound (1990, Repuis Masonion) (Windows)
First Wack (2000, Taito) (PS1)
Space Futures (1990, Fores Games) (MS-DOS)
Ksing Gelmor: The Time Spanger (2001, Codemasters) (Amstrad CPC)
King of the Grash (2010, Ubi Soft) (Windows)
Splight Ball (1988, Topo Software) (Atari ST)
The Shin Adventure (1987, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
Strike Fighter House (Strike Gold) (1992, Electronic Arts) (PS3)
Bomber III: Part Fighter (1992, Microdeal) (PC-9801)
Bunk 2 (1990, Microprose) (MS-DOS)
Golf (2003, Pousha) (Amstrad CPC)

quote:

A second batch of video games from the neural network:
Simulator (1989, Spigi) (ZX Spectrum)
Dance Castle (1987, Activision) (Atari 2600)
Shark Mast II (2009, Asurep Tang) (PS2)
Penny Computer (1990, Mattel) (NES)
Spork Race (Universe) (1990, Atlus) (Arcade)
Galactic Family 3: A Tanky Crawl (2009, Great) (Windows)
Virtual Mat (1990, Sierra On-Line) (Atari ST)
Shipeball (2009, Sega) (3DS)
Dick of the King (2007, Activision) (PC-9801)
Don the Manager (1988, Alice Software) (Amstrad CPC)
Adventures of the Rock (1987, Coconuts) (Atari ST)
Christ (2008, Sega) (Arcade)
Dank Dragon (2004, Konami) (VIC-20)
The Apple of the Conspiracy (1997, Microsoft) (MS-DOS)
Total Thort Spirits (1995, Sega) (Saturn)
Detective Rally (1988, Activision) (Amstrad CPC)
Ball Arm (2006, Square;Atari) (PS1)
Ghowl Fantasy (1988, Neo Comlagin and Software) (Amstrad CPC)

quote:

Video game titles created by a neural network trained on 146,000 games:
Conquestress (1981, Data East) (Arcade)
Deep Golf (1985, Siny Computer Entertainment) (MS-DOS)
Brain Robot Slam (1984, Gremlin Graphics) (Apple IIe)
King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space (2010, Capcom;Br�derbund Studios) (Windows)
Babble Imperium (1984, Paradox Interactive) (ZX Spectrum)
High Episode 2: Ghost Band (1984, Melbourne Team) (Apple IIe)
Spork Demo (?, ?) (VIC-20)
Alien Pro Baseball (1989, Square Enix) (Arcade)
Black Mario (1983, Softsice) (Linux/Unix)
Jort: The Shorching (1991, Destomat) (NES)
Battle for the Art of the Coast (1997, Jaleco) (GBC)
Soccer Dragon (1987, Ange Software) (Amstrad CPC)
Mutant Tycoon (2000, Konami) (GBC)
Bishoujo no Manager (2003, author) (Linux/Unix)
Macross Army (Defenders Ball House 2: League Alien) (1991, Bandai) (NES)
The Lost of the Sand Trades 2000 (1990, Sega) (SNES)
Pal Defense (1987, author) (Mac)

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:09

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I'm Jort: The Shorching

# ? Apr 5, 2017 22:20

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