TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

im the uss geraldo rivera hat

#alcaponesvault

# ? Apr 5, 2017 13:57

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:11

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

# ? Apr 5, 2017 13:58

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

punchymcpunch posted:

thanks i like skeletons too

# ? Apr 5, 2017 13:58

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Scionix posted:

gently caress paul f tompkins they should put andy daly on every single comedy bang bang episode until the end of time

:Whynotboth:

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:00

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

A Handed Missus posted:

Bernie witnessing two skellingtons in a boat

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:00

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

imo the Pepsi ad isn't the worst thing they've done

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/753743800422522880

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:00

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

missed the best part of that article

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:02

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Marion Le Pen (above) is a french MP, part of the FN party and niece of Marine Le Pen

Marine Le Pen (below) is the current leader of FN and candidate for President in the upcoming French election

both are related to the founder of the party Jean-Marie Le Pen (daughter and granddaughter)

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:02

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

CortezFantastic posted:

missed the best part of that article

i like the robot waiter and cryo tube guy more

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:04

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

mannerup posted:

Marion Le Pen (above) is a french MP, part of the FN party and niece of Marine Le Pen

Marine Le Pen (below) is the current leader of FN and candidate for President in the upcoming French election

both are related to the founder of the party Jean-Marie Le Pen (daughter and granddaughter)

btw Marine threw her own father out of the party he founded because he was too racist

vive la france!

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:04

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

mannerup posted:

Marion Le Pen (above) is a french MP, part of the FN party and niece of Marine Le Pen

Marine Le Pen (below) is the current leader of FN and candidate for President in the upcoming French election

both are related to the founder of the party Jean-Marie Le Pen (daughter and granddaughter)

Aha. I did not know about Marion. (Also, what kind of name is "Marine"?)

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:05

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

A Handed Missus posted:

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:06

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

prefect posted:

Aha. I did not know about Marion. (Also, what kind of name is "Marine"?)

she's french

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:07

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Baloogan posted:

Huh, I guess they're rebooting the Walking Dead

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:07

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

SpaceGoku posted:

she's french

yah

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:10

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:10

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

prefect posted:

Aha. I did not know about Marion. (Also, what kind of name is "Marine"?)

it's a pretty recent popular name, it means "of the sea" (it also has kind of military connotations, because the French Navy is called la Marine)

it's also not her real name, her real name is... Marion, like her niece

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:11

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4RYY7Mpw4

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:13

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/849595422888914945

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:14

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/849595422888914945

Ed Henry and James Rosen are the two wormiest weaseliest whiniest shitheads in the Fox "reporter" stable

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:18

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

good

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:19

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

In the shadow of the old flag factory, Craig Slabornik sits whittling away on a rusty nail, his only hobby since the plant shut down. He is an American like millions of Americans, and he has no regrets about pulling the lever for Donald Trump in November � twice, in fact, which Craig says is just more evidence of the voter fraud plaguing the country. Craig is a contradiction, but he does not know it.

Each morning he arrives at the Blue Plate Diner and tries to make sense of it all. The regulars are already there. Lydia Borkle lives in an old shoe in the tiny town of Tempe Work Only, Ariz., where the factory has just rusted away into a pile of gears and dust. The jobs were replaced by robots, not shipped overseas, but try telling Lydia that. (I did, very slowly and patiently, I thought, but she still became quite brusque.) Her one lifeline was an Obama-era jobs training program, but she says that she does not regret her vote for Trump and likes what he says about business. She makes a point of telling me that she is not racist, but I think she probably is, a little.

...

Their waiter is David Mattress, a sentient robot who will be shut down if Trump�s budget is put into practice. He loves Trump, insofar as love is possible for him. When asked �Don�t you realize the contradiction of this position?� the other regulars leap up and shout at me because the last time this question was posed to him, David short-circuited and emitted large quantities of smoke. �First that magazine writer,� Linda scolds me, gesturing to a table in the corner where six other journalists sit writing versions of this same article, �now you.�

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/04/04/every-story-i-have-read-about-trump-supporters-in-the-past-week/

Hahahha

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:21

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

mormonpartyboat posted:

good

i guess A E S T H E T I C S finally went mainstream

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:24

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Joementum posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/04/04/every-story-i-have-read-about-trump-supporters-in-the-past-week/

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:25

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:25

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

I honestly don't get the point of the Trump WH response to syria gassing their own citizens being "the previous administration was so spineless that they allowed these things to happen; no we will not be retaliating"

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:27

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:27

Deceptive Thinker: Oct 5, 2005; I'll rip out your optics!

Sir Tonk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN7O-vv1CUQ

Posting this to the YLLS shoe thread

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:28

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:28

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I honestly don't get the point of the Trump WH response to syria gassing their own citizens being "the previous administration was so spineless that they allowed these things to happen; no we will not be retaliating"

It's the smartest response, given the situation. I'll actually be impressed if they stick with it and weather the first foreign policy crisis.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:29

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Sir Tonk posted:

Kelly's war on leggings/yoga pants is fantastic

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:30

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I honestly don't get the point of the Trump WH response to syria gassing their own citizens being "the previous administration was so spineless that they allowed these things to happen; no we will not be retaliating"

1) obama bad
2) and furthermore,

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:31

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

wheres the fuckin tweet

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:32

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/849612431471108096

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:34

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/849614980152512512

Niels is really excited about what's going down in the senate today.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:35

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

WIGGLE

WIGGLE

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:35

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/849612431471108096

I thought they'd already determined that the type of chemical bombs used were dropped from planes? I didn't know the terrorists had their own air force? lol

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:36

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

The Nastier Nate posted:

I know I'm late to tactical tomahawk chat but there are 2 problems here.

1) Any woman that can afford $455 for a purse tomahawk probably won't want to keep one in her purse because it would shred the lining and
2) The problem with a $455 throwing weapon is that if you throw it, you have to be sure you'll get it back. That's why ninja stars are so cheap.

Friend, this is not a problem if you have the Tactical Kevlar Purse (currently on offer at $2,600) which has ample space for a tomahawk and contains 50ft of steel cable to ensure that you never lose that throwing weapon.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:36

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

dromp... bad?

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:36

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

fake news

# ? Apr 5, 2017 14:40

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