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RealityWarCriminal

:o:
i mean if you wanna save yourself for marriage like pretty woman, fine, but you should at least hump

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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I'm pretty sure we're both in separate great relationships already :colbert:

Scaly Haylie

I ain't much good at advertising or pitching things but my mom made a website for her artwork. Check it out, there's bird sculptures.

https://hsmakers.com

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Am I a white noise poster?

Randaconda

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
aren't we all

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cda

by Hand Knit

Munchables posted:

Am I a white noise poster?

No

cda

by Hand Knit
I have a theory about different kinds of posters, if you want to hear it

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

This is the white noise subforum.

But the fun kind of white noise

cda

by Hand Knit

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

This is the white noise subforum.

But the fun kind of white noise

Imo there's less white noise here than just about any other forum

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The noise here is soothing and inoffensive

cda

by Hand Knit

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

The noise here is soothing and inoffensive

Purple and teal noise

Elusif

The best thing about BYOB is that it has something for everyone ( except coupons). If you are here for coupons and/or deals you need to visit Alpha Complex in Games.

A very important thing about BYOB: we can make you extremely witty.

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
grey area noise posting

Android Blues

cda

by Hand Knit

Quora is some hilarious poo poo.

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alnilam


You should post this image as an op of a new thread titled "why is Gordon Ramsay so mean?" or something
Or if you don't want to and don't mind i will

Elusif

I have a question, why are my eyes so goddamn blurry?

Fanky Malloons

Is your social worker inside that horse?

Lizard Wizard posted:

I ain't much good at advertising or pitching things but my mom made a website for her artwork. Check it out, there's bird sculptures.

https://hsmakers.com


A+ birbs, would look again. Your mom done some good arts!

alnilam

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I have a question, why are my eyes so goddamn blurry?

bc you forgot to put in your 'tacts today?

alnilam

my eyes are like a -8 if it makes you feel any better about your situation

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

alnilam posted:

my eyes are like a -8 if it makes you feel any better about your situation

hot dang

my gf is a -6.75 and she's legally blind without her tacts

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I'm a -.75 so it's juuuuuuust enough to be annoying and I always leave the house without my glasses because I don't realize I can't see until I realize I can't read the street signs

getting old sucks

Renegret fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Apr 5, 2017

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I wear glasses

E: they were prescribed by an eyeball doctor

The Wonder Weapon



I'm posting here because I clicked on a banner that said "posting orgasm" and has mario and luigi



also my vision is 20/13 I'm basically superhuman

Elusif

There are no humans here, just entities. It is time for a change of pace.

What pizza?

City of Glompton

hello wonder weapon, I'm glad your super eyes spotted the ad and led you here. good job eyes!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto


E Equals MC Hammer posted:

There are no humans here, just entities pals.

Elusif

Entities can be pals.

Elusif

Can I officially be named BYOBs Idiot Prince? We have all these kings but no queens or princes or princesses.

Elusif

Send all gifts to me to the IP Address.

cda

by Hand Knit

The Wonder Weapon posted:

I'm posting here because I clicked on a banner that said "posting orgasm" and has mario and luigi



also my vision is 20/13 I'm basically superhuman

What's up Wonder Weapon? do you have any pets, hobbies, or interesting items on your criminal record?

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Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
I feel like byob is like "who's line is it anyways"

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Ride The Gravitron posted:

I feel like byob is like "who's line is it anyways"

Oh but the points do matter here. Everyone's point matters and is always worth considering, even if you think it is incorrect.

Please don't tell me I'm pointless :(

Elusif

What would be the point of that?

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

What would be the point of that?

Of considering other peoples' points or of calling me pointless?

The first one is because being considerate of others' opinions is a decent thing to be, and the second would be to tear me down and make me feel bad.

If that's what you consider necessary for your happiness then go ahead, I would just prefer to not be called pointless.

Robot Made of Meat

Lizard Wizard posted:

I ain't much good at advertising or pitching things but my mom made a website for her artwork. Check it out, there's bird sculptures.

https://hsmakers.com

That is without a doubt a site featuring bird sculptures.

Your mom is a hippie stoner?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Elusif

It... it was a joke, not a pointed question :laugh:

Elusif

Someone give this guy a few pointers.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Forums poster Munchables, please see your PMs, because I'ma be in Portland for a while.


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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

It... it was a joke, not a pointed question :laugh:

Oh, I see. Well my apologies for misinterpreting, jokes, as an artform, can frequently fly over my head, as I have trouble interpreting most types of art.

My favorite art piece is La Parade de Cirque by Georges Seurat, what is yours?

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