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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:People in the thread think there's a chance they'll show at E3 They'll have a booth near the giant chicken.
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Apr 5, 2017 17:36
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Nicholas posted:E3 Rumors  as a space man slightly nudges your ship and sends it hurtling through space
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Apr 5, 2017 17:47
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stinch posted:Can't wait for the 2 hour power point presentation on the new referral system at citizencon. It would totally be worth it to fill the crowd with goons armed with cake to throw it at Chris when he starts that bullshit.
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Apr 5, 2017 17:51
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God that mobile game i hope to christ its real
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DapperDon posted:It would totally be worth it to fill the crowd with goons armed with cake to throw it at Chris when he starts that bullshit. He'd spit the cake out of the sky before it landed.
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DapperDon posted:And everytime he does, it causes thousands of spergs to go directly into suicide watch mode. There is nothing more hilarious than watching these spergs bounce around in their padded aquariums like loving superballs. Each one losing their everloving poo poo in new and amazing ways. I think big pharma is actually paying Derek for the way he conducts these stress tests on the limits of the meds that each of those spergs is on. +42
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DapperDon posted:It would totally be worth it to fill the crowd with goons armed with cake to throw it at Chris when he starts that bullshit. Lol if you think we aren't eating the cake well before the event. It should be fruit. Fruit would survive. TrustmeImLegit posted:God that mobile game i hope to christ its real There's always the roguelike to produce with the 'Lore'. Kerberos went this route when they hosed their relationship with paradox over Sword of the Stars II. They also produced a piss-poor strategic game to keep the lights on while they attempt to rebuild. Hav fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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Apr 5, 2017 18:19
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MilesK posted:It's a shame Derek made mortal enemies of the people who actually want an autistic space sandbox with a 100 page manual. 
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Apr 5, 2017 18:30
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For those who don't know where to start in my Tweets today, there are 13. Start here https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/849621482108063746
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Apr 5, 2017 18:41
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Hey Derek Smark what would you say the odds are that Chris or Sandi goes to jail? 50:1? 10:1? 3:1?
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Apr 5, 2017 18:43
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D_Smart posted:For those who don't know where to start in my Tweets today, there are 13. Start here is this the two weeks to end all two weeks or just another two weeks?
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Apr 5, 2017 18:45
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Looking back on the past year, the only.thing remarkable about Star Citizen is the complete lack of progress.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:45
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I heard space court. What's going on? Is the E.L.E upon us for realsies this time?
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Apr 5, 2017 18:49
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ManofManyAliases posted:I heard space court. What's going on? Is the E.L.E upon us for realsies this time? Nah man. Thread just missed you, and Derek knew if he posted a twitter post or blog that you'd be along shortly. How's it going? I hope everything with you is going well.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:50
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I occasionally check the historical catalog of drama, it CAN'T have been this long without another major gently caress up from CiG since the Lumberyard clusterfuck. Anyone fill me in for the past couple months?
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I occasionally check the historical catalog of drama, it CAN'T have been this long without another major gently caress up from CiG since the Lumberyard clusterfuck. star citizen bad
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Apr 5, 2017 19:05
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It seems Dr. Smart is trying to write a blog post on twitter.
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Apr 5, 2017 19:05
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Apr 5, 2017 19:09
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Beexoffel posted:This post made me realise that it's not just a personality cult, but an apocalyptic cult. And the date of salvation is moved each time it passes.
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AP posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/63lqwe/twitter_star_citizen_psa_its_over_the_end_of_days/  blog in progress 13/
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Apr 5, 2017 19:23
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D_Smart posted:For those who don't know where to start in my Tweets today, there are 13. Start here I sure am glad twitter provides such a convenient medium for posting large amounts of text. Wouldn't want to accidentally post that paragraph in a way that people can read without clicking 900 times. Thanks, twitter. Twanks.
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AP posted:You really think there's an "if" involved? You're assuming that they're not blatantly cheating the funding counter by slowly trickling in external sources of income, like loans or a new round of angel investors. It wouldn't surprise me if that was the reason CIG threw that Dinner for
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Much like Star Citizen, these apocalyptic predictions will never deliver.
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Apr 5, 2017 19:25
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Still waiting for MoMA's Star Marine video
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:You're assuming that they're not blatantly cheating the funding counter by slowly trickling in external sources of income, like loans or a new round of angel investors. It wouldn't surprise me if that was the reason CIG threw that Dinner for They don't even need to do all that, they could just write it to have a random floor around 20k. There no legal accounting basis to the tracker so it's no different than one of those hit counters on a geocities site.
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stinch posted:Can't wait for the 2 hour power point presentation on the new referral system at citizencon. I wonder if they'll find someone who can actually pronounce the word "referral" to do the presentation this time.
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DapperDon posted:And everytime he does, it causes thousands of spergs to go directly into suicide watch mode. There is nothing more hilarious than watching these spergs bounce around in their padded aquariums like loving superballs. Each one losing their everloving poo poo in new and amazing ways. I think big pharma is actually paying Derek for the way he conducts these stress tests on the limits of the meds that each of those spergs is on. Honestly we need to keep this type of poo poo in check. Not only is this not true, even if it were it should not make you happy just because people like a vidya game you don't. Real harm will come of this, and despite the bad taste the handful of insufferable citizens that are amplified on social media leave in our mouths, most are people just like you or me that want something cool and are caught up in the hype and have more in common with victims/survivors than anything. Don't let the douchebaggary of a handful justify callous disregard towards entire groups of people like some kind of person that unironically browses r/The_Donald or something. As for the crobbler and his wretched wife, welp... That is all. Carry on.
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Orions Lord posted:This is it...cig will go down. drat collapse-locust, it's being refactored!
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:You're assuming that they're not blatantly cheating the funding counter by slowly trickling in external sources of income, like loans or a new round of angel investors. It wouldn't surprise me if that was the reason CIG threw that Dinner for A CIG Failure to me is Chris Roberts becoming an industry joke and Star Citizen never living up to 10% of his promises. So from my point of view CIG already failed and all we're doing is waiting until they can't hide it from all the backers any longer.
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Thoatse posted:Honestly we need to keep this type of poo poo in check. Not only is this not true, even if it were it should not make you happy just because people like a vidya game you don't. Real harm will come of this, and despite the bad taste the handful of insufferable citizens that are amplified on social media leave in our mouths, most are people just like you or me that want something cool and are caught up in the hype and have more in common with victims/survivors than anything. Nah, gently caress'em. Anyone losing their poo poo in /r/ds over a tweet is one of the "handful" of insufferable citizens.
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biglads posted:Still waiting for MoMA's Star Marine video I get annoyed that people keep asking about MoMA's Star Marine video. It's already in the YouTube, you've already seen it, you're watching it now it was only a supposed to be a testbed for shitposting about videos and we already figured out how to shitpost.
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Thoatse posted:Honestly we need to keep this type of poo poo in check. Not only is this not true, even if it were it should not make you happy just because people like a vidya game you don't. Real harm will come of this, and despite the bad taste the handful of insufferable citizens that are amplified on social media leave in our mouths, most are people just like you or me that want something cool and are caught up in the hype and have more in common with victims/survivors than anything. Don't let the douchebaggary of a handful justify callous disregard towards entire groups of people like some kind of person that unironically browses r/The_Donald or something. As for the crobbler and his wretched wife, welp... Then allow me to clarify that I do not wish harm on anyone. But if harm comes to anyone stemming from this shitshow collapsing, then I want Chris, Sandi, and all the other cockwhistles at CIG to be held openly accountable. I want my loving victory lap and no amount of human suffering is going to prevent that. No real lessons in life come without that and a very real lesson is being taught here about video game obsession.
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MeLKoR posted:Nah, gently caress'em. Anyone losing their poo poo in /r/ds over a tweet is one of the "handful" of insufferable citizens. WORD!
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Derek, I invite you to roll a d20 and add your highest stat aa a modifier (Its Charisma, right?)
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MeLKoR posted:Nah, gently caress'em. Anyone losing their poo poo in /r/ds over a tweet is one of the "handful" of insufferable citizens. Definitely gently caress those twats, just keep in mind they have as about as much in common with average citizens as al qaida has with average muslims and it's not good to assume they're all terrorists. There's probably less than 500 'radicalized citizens' that deserve to down with the ship if it sinks, out of 500k people that have thrown money at this. Whether this the ele or not I think we should keep perspective.
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