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Haven't been around a ton this off-season, but just stopping buy to get some laughs in at the Houston Texans who not only failed to secure Romo, but drove him right the gently caress out of football. On that note, I'd like to also laugh my rear end off at Phil Sims getting booted from the #1 CBS analyst spot. Congrats, you lucky west-coast NFL fans. Perhaps Phil Sims will gently caress off and die so no one has to wonder how to mute the announcer channel on Sundays ever again. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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How did they drive him out of football?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:43 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:How did they drive him out of football? With hyperbole.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 15:47 |
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Is there a reason the Texans wouldn't take a shot with Cutler? He seems the best of a bunch of bad options and Cutler isn't that horrible a QB. He's certainly better than Osweiler-tier.
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axeil posted:Is there a reason the Texans wouldn't take a shot with Cutler? He seems the best of a bunch of bad options and Cutler isn't that horrible a QB. He's certainly better than Osweiler-tier. It's not even certain Cutler wants to keep playing.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:07 |
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How many different coordinators and offenses has Cutler been through?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:09 |
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Cutler would be enough to make the Texans contenders. I know last season was a disaster, but I'm not really sure how he slipped into the Hoyer/Fitzpatrick tier of QBs.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:11 |
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I think it's possible Cutler just has an idea of what he wants to be paid that teams don't like. And he's done enough that if people aren't going to meet his demands he'll just walk away.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:27 |
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Turns it beggars can be choosers
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:34 |
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If I'm going to have a half decent QB on my team, his rear end better not resemble Hank Hill's.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:19 |
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FizFashizzle posted:It's not even certain Cutler wants to keep playing. Cutler discovers there is a all NFL stadium ban on smoking!
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Going ubder for routine elbow surgery. Just got the nerve block. Just wanna say I enjoy talking about football with you l. Hope to see you soon!
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FizFashizzle posted:Going ubder for routine elbow surgery. Just got the nerve block. Fire up the gif!
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 19:59 |
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Dude, it's routine!
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Spoeank posted:Fire up the gif! Haha, someone find one of these and do it. Do we have one this year?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 20:05 |
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That Ringer drafting a QB article is amazingly bad. Haha it's by Michael Lombardi
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 20:45 |
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Spring Break My Heart posted:That Ringer drafting a QB article is amazingly bad. quote:Trait No. 5: The Crib Factor https://theringer.com/2017-nfl-draft-quarterbacks-deshaun-watson-mitchell-trubisky-6e0d45a52fa5
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Spring Break My Heart posted:That Ringer drafting a QB article is amazingly bad. Jesus, you weren't kidding. I believe the dude actually included "body language" just to poo poo on Cutler. As always, it's worth reposting Parcells' rules for drafting a QB, which actually still hold up very well: quote:1. He must be a senior, because you need time and maturity to develop into a good professional quarterback.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 20:56 |
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TheChirurgeon posted:As always, it's worth reposting Parcells' rules for drafting a QB, which actually still hold up very well: And that's how the Dolphins drafted Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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TheChirurgeon posted:As always, it's worth reposting Parcells' rules for drafting a QB, which actually still hold up very well: Joshua Dobbs C.J. Beathard Seth Russell Cooper Rush Zach Terrell Mitch Leidner So basically a whole host of 7th rounders or UFA guys.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:14 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:Let's look at this draft class to see who fits the rules. QBs with at least 23 wins as well as being a senior. Hey, Dak Prescott fits all 4 criteria So did Wentz, I believe
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TheChirurgeon posted:Jesus, you weren't kidding. I believe the dude actually included "body language" just to poo poo on Cutler. For the bare minimum that's actually pretty solid.
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TheChirurgeon posted:Hey, Dak Prescott fits all 4 criteria Wasn't Wentz only a 2 year starter because he missed a year due to injury? Also he had a whole bunch of wins but I don't think he hit ~*23*~.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:33 |
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axeil posted:Wasn't Wentz only a 2 year starter because he missed a year due to injury? Also he had a whole bunch of wins but I don't think he hit ~*23*~. He hit like 2. Them little exhibition shits he was playing at in bumfuck Dakota don't count.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:36 |
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How are you gonna earn an mvp award if you couldn't even earn a d1 scholarship
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Who is this?quote:Recently a top prospect — I won’t say who — was dinged by his college teammates. They hated him to the degree that they refused to attend any of his private workouts. That’s a huge red flag. An unfortunate NFL team ignored it and drafted him on Day 1. What happened? His new teammates ended up feeling just like his old ones. That’s a surprise? You don’t just suddenly flip from being a bad teammate to a good one. I want to say Hackenberg but he was Round 2.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:47 |
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Connor Cook. His teammates supposedly hated him. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/draft/2016/04/30/connor-cook-nfl-draft-michigan-state-spartans/83740594/ e:Oh, Day 1. nm
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:50 |
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Drafted day 1? They would have to be a first rounder if it was recent. Johnny Manziel?
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:51 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:Who is this? Isn't that the plot about that fake movie with Kevin Costner about a Browns GM making good decisions on draft day
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:52 |
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After a brief Bill Parcels wikipedia rabbit hole I just learned that Quincy Carter is "currently a free agent".
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:56 |
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Also about 2nd round picks having nearly an identical value to 1st round picks
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:56 |
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DariusLikewise posted:Drafted day 1? They would have to be a first rounder if it was recent. It's John S Football Esquire
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:57 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:Connor Cook. His teammates supposedly hated him. For what it's worth an MSU athletic coordinator buddy of mine said it was a smear campaign so
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Blitz7x posted:For what it's worth an MSU athletic coordinator buddy of mine said it was a smear campaign so Watch him get beat out by EJ lol
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Shh it's okay
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Blitz7x posted:Shh it's okay Von Miller to Oakland: Confirmed. Oh wait....
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 23:48 |
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Here's Deadspin's takedown of the Lombardi QB piece. https://deadspin.com/the-ringers-mike-lombardi-claims-seven-insights-into-go-1794051550 He also apparently wrote a similar piece before the 2011 draft. http://www.nfl.com/draft/story/09000d5d81f773b8/article/few-have-necessary-traits-to-draft-coach-quarterbacks?campaign=Twitter_features quote:There might be as many as five quarterbacks drafted in the first round this year, and we all realize not all of them are likely to become winners. We also know that the recent odds dictate that only two of the five will be successful. The key will be evaluating which two.
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Diva Cupcake posted:Let's look at this draft class to see who fits the rules. QBs with at least 23 wins as well as being a senior. Mods, please change my name to cj beathard, tia
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:48 |
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That's a good takedown of Lombardi's dumbass article.
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One of my friends who is a total football layperson saw an article about the Seahawks possibly trading away Richard Sherman and they're devastated that it might be true. How can I reassure them everything is going to be okay (as long as they don't trade him to the loving pats)?
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