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"I like a different level of house." Hope you like your new bathtub on a different level of house, buddy.
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yah itd be one thing if it was just a big dumb gently caress up, the unwarranted hubris is what really sells it
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Lookit you guys satisfied with your builder-grade bathrooms Personally I couldn't make peace with anything less than a full Grover-grade bathroom.
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I'm a total dummy about construction of any sort, would you guys kindly point out the funny bits for me to laugh at? e: nevermind, I uh, see now 
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Kelp Me! posted:Apparently tiled countertops are a mortal offense If home improvement and new home shows have taught me anything, it's that granite counter-tops uber alles.
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I mean I get it, it makes the countertops look like the floors and having that much white grout is probably a nightmare to keep clean, but drat, just replace the countertops son I'll admit I really like those weird shallow bowl granite sinks like the one he put in but they also seem really impractical and a pain to keep clean.
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Put stainless steel everywhere and be done with it. EDIT: Like this or something like it. 
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Put stainless steel everywhere and be done with it. Yeah that's a great setup if you ever need to slaughter an animal in your kitchen without making a big mess
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Apr 6, 2017 16:54
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Or operate a burger joint from your kitchen
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Or see exactly where everyone has touched at all times
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Apr 6, 2017 17:03
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Cool Walmart chef light switch
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A Spider Covets posted:Or see exactly where everyone has touched at all times That's why Enrique keeps a washcloth at the ready.
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The sleekest, most minimalist bathroom you will ever see. Stainless is where it's at.
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Put stainless steel everywhere and be done with it. I have a desire to lick that surface and the thought makes me feel funny inside edit: applies to the above too
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Phil Moscowitz posted:The sleekest, most minimalist bathroom you will ever see. Stainless is where it's at. One of my uncles wanted to install one of these into a tiny little bathhouse he had. Apparently they are super expensive. edit: Though he might have been talking about running plumbing and everything to it.
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Solice Kirsk posted:One of my uncles wanted to install one of these into a tiny little bathhouse he had. Apparently they are super expensive. Looks like they run in the $2,500 - $3,500 range so uh yeah, not builder grade https://www.grainger.com/category/ecatalog/N-1z0drwv e: lol at the review https://www.grainger.com/product/ACORN-Floor-Mount-Suicide-Resistant-1JZL9
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Looks like they run in the $2,500 - $3,500 range so uh yeah, not builder grade Grainger is notoriously horribly overpriced, but yeah you're still talking in the $1,500-$2,500 range. I wonder why they're so crazy expensive?
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Grainier sure has a lot of stuff under "suicide"
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Cool Walmart chef light switch Yeah, it came from here.
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Kelp Me! posted:Grainger is notoriously horribly overpriced, but yeah you're still talking in the $1,500-$2,500 range. I wonder why they're so crazy expensive? Because they have a deal where prisons basically have to buy from them or a couple other companies so they can charge whatever they want
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Because they have a deal where prisons basically have to buy from them or a couple other companies so they can charge whatever they want I'm sure prison-grade steel toilets are just built to an amazingly high standard. Like they will never clog or need to have that little floaty ball thing that makes the water shut off replaced or something.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Because they have a deal where prisons basically have to buy from them or a couple other companies so they can charge whatever they want Not just for prison toilets though. I did a bit of consulting for a company that makes HVAC systems and their margin jumped like 20% on certain products when they stopped sourcing from Grainger.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm sure prison-grade steel toilets are just built to an amazingly high standard. Like they will never clog or need to have that little floaty ball thing that makes the water shut off replaced or something. They are also built so they are impossible to dismantle, detach from wall, or damage, which is what the suicide reduction tag in that link refers to.
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steinrokkan posted:They are also built so they are impossible to dismantle, detach from wall, or damage, which is what the suicide reduction tag in that link refers to. They do have lovely sharp corners though so if you have a troublesome bunky you can just bounce their eye socket on that to get some quiet time.
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syscall girl posted:They do have lovely sharp corners though so if you have a troublesome bunky you can just bounce their eye socket on that to get some quiet time. Well even Grainger can't build a homicide reducing toilet. That's just impossible.
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A prison cell with toilet sink/combo would make a great guest bedroom.
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Snowy posted:A prison cell with toilet sink/combo would make a great guest bedroom. I was thinking more along the lines of a guest bathroom accessible from the backyard. I have a friend that throws a lot of backyard parties and her house has an in-law unit in the backyard. She had a tiny restroom built accessible from outside so guests could take a leak without having to go in and out of the house all night.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well even Grainger can't build a homicide reducing toilet. That's just impossible. Sirius Cybernetics makes one that is excitingly chunky with no sharp edges but that one popped the suicide rates through the roof. By all appearances some of the prisoners had found the will to hold their breath to the point of asphyxiation.
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Whatever happened to hanging yourself with your bed sheets by sticking your hands in your pockets and leaning forward? Prisoners got it easy these days with their swanky suicide toilets.
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Pretty sure at least one jail I spent time in had Grainger toilets. Fine plumbing, as I recall.
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Snowy posted:A prison cell with toilet sink/combo would make a great guest bedroom. lol
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Jippa posted:https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/gently caress-you-and-die-an-oral-history-of-something-awful This got lost in DIY mockery but this is an interview with Lowtax, Fragmaster, Livestock, Dr. Thorpe, and Docevil. Lowtax posted:"All I can do is just try to keep the forums running and the people there happy because that's my biggest priority right now. It's kind of a reclamation project for me."
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Kelp Me! posted:I mean I get it, it makes the countertops look like the floors and having that much white grout is probably a nightmare to keep clean, but drat, just replace the countertops son I have granite floors.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I have granite floors. are they a pain to keep clean? also they must get really cold in the winter 
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Jerry Cotton posted:I have granite floors. Are they actual floors or do you just live in a quarry?
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Those jail toilets don't get freezing cold at least, one minor consolation. SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This got lost in DIY mockery but this is an interview with Lowtax, Fragmaster, Livestock, Dr. Thorpe, and Docevil. I wish him luck.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This got lost in DIY mockery but this is an interview with Lowtax, Fragmaster, Livestock, Dr. Thorpe, and Docevil.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This got lost in DIY mockery but this is an interview with Lowtax, Fragmaster, Livestock, Dr. Thorpe, and Docevil. every single one of the people they interviewed have been run off the forums years ago, lmao
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