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Russians trying to fix ur computer always call back. Always answer their return call like this "Thank you for calling Microsoft support." They fuckin hate it.
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It hasn't even been three months and Trump is taking the nation to war.
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Post-Assad transition can be handled by the FSB since they're already on-site; after that they can help us re-stabilize Iraq by installing a friendly figurehead in exchange for lifting all sanctions and supporting Russian Federation bids for expansion. Artly dealey.
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trump will kill as many eight year old girls as it takes
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financially racist posted:hey great cool awesome fantastic wonderful underrstand this from Trumps POV he already told the media that 'this has crossed many lines, several lines of many colors, big league line crossing took place' and will look foolish if he doesn't back up his many lines threat because Obama didn't do that and obama real bad
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Lol so is xi jinping just sitting there all bewildered while retard president takes us to war
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That DICK! posted:trump will kill as many eight year old girls as it takes I know this is a joke, but it was literally a campaign platform that we weren't killing enough civilians
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Solarin posted:underrstand this from Trumps POV he already told the media that 'this has crossed many lines, several lines of many colors, big league line crossing took place' and will look foolish if he doesn't back up his many lines threat because Obama didn't do that and obama real bad 
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Montasque posted:Is this the WW3 death party? Why yes it is, citizen.
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i only hope doing this makes putin mad and piss tape happens as a result
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Solarin posted:Thread Reminder: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump will be the most influential people in the entire federal government in Trump deciding to take military action. THis is because trump is a senile mafia boss and family overrules absolutely any other qualification both of them are utter poo poo but who knows what'll happen where the gently caress is melania right now. she's the absolute loving worst first lady if you even consider her to actually be flotus and not ivanka
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The Brown Menace posted:Lol so is xi jinping just sitting there all bewildered while retard president takes us to war "Hey, when you guys get nuked, can we call dibs on Hawaii?"
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financially racist posted:i only hope doing this makes putin mad and piss tape happens as a result donny doesnt wanna be pres and hes trying so hard to tank his numbers and pissing off russia bigly is the only way out
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The Brown Menace posted:Lol so is xi jinping just sitting there all bewildered while retard president takes us to war he's prolly sitting there thinking 'oh please you gigantic idiot don't actually war north korea too'
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Lol at ARE TROOPS who are over worked who have to deal with more bullshit.
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Montasque posted:Is this the WW3 death party? inshallah~~
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OhFunny posted:It hasn't even been three months and Trump is taking the nation to war. The only candidates who wouldn't be doing war right now would be Bernie and Johnson. The rest were all war mongering maniacs. Remember those primary debates? My god.
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Isn't there a law allowing the US to invade The Hague to retrieve one of our own ?
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:I got some anniversary Laphroaig that I picked up after a Bernie rally/march that I was hoping to save for our glorious maple grandpa overlord. Maybe tonight is the night to drink it all in one go. 3-5 shots max to whatever news breaks from the Pentagon imo~ day crew doomsaying and gnashing is no reason to squander something so precious as more scandals and controversies snow down on Trump's America for the foreseeable future. You'll at least want to have some of that when theres indictments over the Russia hacking as some poor rube is set up to be the fall guy The Glumslinger posted:I know this is a joke, but it was literally a campaign platform that we weren't killing enough civilians 
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what music are we listening to while we watch the pentagon get ready to bomb the gently caress out of syria?
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Like someone said before, there's a billion plans in the DoD cooked up daily to throw some missles somewhere, and the only thing constraining is a thoughtful, prudent, and restrained Presidency. So yeah
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really trump should be timing it w/the press correspondents dinner but he cancelled it out of spite sad!
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pee pee doo doo tromp tromp
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" quote:"We have seen no reason the government has given for seeking to unmask this speaker's identity," 
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Captain Internet posted:Lol at ARE TROOPS who are over worked who have to deal with more bullshit. "I believe in and support OUR TROOPS which is why I'm having them invade another country in the middle of a civil war"
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If I get drafted and murdered in our upcoming new foreverwar, someone photoshop me into that picture of child ghosts haunting the oval office tia
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ARE TROOPS just voted for involuntary OT in the form of hazard pay.
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Lastgirl posted:well poo poo ill break out the jamesons tonight in celebration of our imminent demise Tullamore Dew is better imo
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god loving poo poo pppppiiiiiiiissssssss
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*jinping huddling in Pentagon underground nuke bunker next to a mountain of McDonald's cheeseburgers being slowly whittled down by trump* *record scratch* "Yep, that's me,"
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Will Trump Support ARE TROOPS?
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How stupid was Assad to do the thing that would cause a new, unstable US president to want to end him?
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triple sulk posted:both of them are utter poo poo but who knows what'll happen what owns is Bannon and his breitbart flunkies are such disgusting human beings with hosed up political beliefs that I feel better with Kush and President Daughter being basically in charge of their senile father's enormous potential to harm the world
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deathbysnusnu posted:So yeah... I got next week off... Hypothetically where would be a nice place to do some camping not in range of a hypothetical nuclear strike? the moon but the next bus isn't scheduled to leave for another decade and passage is hopelessly oversold already
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nooo trump you said that you wouldn't announce attacks beforehand
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*banging silverware* kill the troops. eat the poops.
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financially racist posted:he's prolly sitting there thinking 'oh please you gigantic idiot don't actually war north korea too' 
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:what music are we listening to while we watch the pentagon get ready to bomb the gently caress out of syria? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls&t=11s
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