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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




they use secret future tech and make you pay for it in memory card fees

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Stux posted:

thats not really surprising tho. i dont think there has been a device in history that can stay in sleep as long as the vita, i dont know how it manages it

The original ds lite. Haven't plugged it in for like six months, opened it up and it was right back in Hotel Dusk like nothing ever happened.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

it loses about .5% to 1% per hour and crashes sometimes so no its got a lot of work to be like vita

Uh...idk what's up with your system but I've left mine sleeping for 8+ hours and lost 1%.

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

Stux posted:

i mean unless we're talking better than the gold standard aka the vita i dont see why anyone should be impressed

and if it is better than vita sleep im impressed

Why don't you do a test of Vita sleep vs Switch sleep? I have both and they same quite similar.

Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.

Beastie posted:

Worth the $12 for something new or should I keep throwing myself at Master Blaster for something 2d and colorful?

I like it now. I also don't value small amounts of money over interesting new experiences. The only thing I can't speak to is diversity and staying power... you know?

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

Destructoid's review of Graceful Explosion Machine emphasizes the "replay for high score" design of the game, which has always turned me off of games. Replaying something over and over just to try and get a faster time/higher score has never appealed to me as a game mechanic, and the fact that it otherwise takes a scant three hours to beat has removed any interest I had completely. Think I'll just pick up Blaster Master Zero instead, whenever I finally start tiring of Zelda and Shovel Knight.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Well it's not like Blaster Master Zero is that long of a game either. About 6 to 8 hours to %100 it, though that's longer than what you're saying GEM is. And BMZ has a new game + where you start with all power ups.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Drunk Tomato posted:

Where do you even buy amiibos. Amazon?

Amiizon

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



LethalGeek posted:

Uh...idk what's up with your system but I've left mine sleeping for 8+ hours and lost 1%.

Yeah, this thing holds battery really well if it's in sleep mode.

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
I bought a switch and Zelda. It's a very pretty game for a handheld system. This thing eats its battery like a 90's laptop though.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Some people have been complaining about how the states wakes itself up and drains because the three button unlock goes off. Of course these some people three sentences before making this complaint say they were storing their Switch literally in a sock.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Just play the best game on switch; neo turf masters

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Just play the best game on switch; neo turf masters

Can we really call that a game? It's so much more.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Can we really call that a game? It's so much more.

Agreed, it is far beyond a mere game.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

parallelodad posted:

The original ds lite. Haven't plugged it in for like six months, opened it up and it was right back in Hotel Dusk like nothing ever happened.

I left my DS Lite at home when I went to college and came back 5 years later to a "full" battery. It was off tho but still, Nintendo used nuclear secrets with the DS Lite battery

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

enojy posted:

I left my DS Lite at home when I went to college and came back 5 years later to a "full" battery. It was off tho but still, Nintendo used nuclear secrets with the DS Lite battery

I pretty much did the same thing. I bought a DS Lite in 2010 and used it up until the first part of 2011 when I threw it into a box. Earlier this year, I found it and it still had plenty of battery left.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Do the thread pedants have like a shift schedule because boy-howdy rehashing the same argument is so neat!

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




the switch is both too big and too small gently caress u reggie

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

parallelodad posted:

Some people have been complaining about how the states wakes itself up and drains because the three button unlock goes off. Of course these some people three sentences before making this complaint say they were storing their Switch literally in a sock.

airplane mode, remove joycons, problem solved. I don't always stick my joyconns in my pocket, but when I do, etc

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Does it really charge joycons while off dock

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

Stux posted:

i just timed it on my og ps4 running p5. it took two seconds for a p5 splash to come up, 5 seconds overall to load back into the game. is that slow now? i know its not vita fast but then again i dont think the switch is either is it

For shits and giggles, I tried running a test between my PS4 and Switch as well. My results weren't anything like yours. It takes my PS4 (with 7.2k RPM HDD, if that matters) almost 20 seconds to actually enter rest mode and then another 10-12 seconds from rest to on and outputting video. The Switch goes into rest mode and comes back with a signal in less than 10 seconds total. My PS4 takes about three times as long as my Switch to put into rest mode and then bring it back so I'm not sure what top-of-the-line PS4 you got but you should harness its power for good and not evil

Bloodplay it again fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Apr 6, 2017

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Real hurthling! posted:

Does it really charge joycons while off dock

No, it lets them run down if it's not plugged into power.

Seems like if you put the console to sleep via the power button random button presses won't wake it.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Dr Cheeto posted:

No, it lets them run down if it's not plugged into power.

Seems like if you put the console to sleep via the power button random button presses won't wake it.

yeah i always do that and i haven't really had any issues with it waking itself

The Pirate Captain
Jun 6, 2006

Avast ye lubbers, lest ye be scuppered!
I think the switch startup from sleep is even faster than the vita's, maybe that's because you don't have to swipe across the screen, you just tap a button. They're both crazy fast. The difference between switch and the PS4 makes zero practical difference, but it's definitely faster. But nothing is faster than DS/3DS where you just open the thing and you're already playing.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Bloodplay it again posted:

For shits and giggles, I tried running a test between my PS4 and Switch as well. My results weren't anything like yours. It takes my PS4 (with 7.2k RPM HDD, if that matters) almost 20 seconds to actually enter rest mode and then another 10-12 seconds from rest to on and outputting video. The Switch goes into rest mode and comes back with a signal in less than 10 seconds total. My PS4 takes about three times as long as my Switch to put into rest mode and then bring it back so I'm not sure what top-of-the-line PS4 you got but you should harness its power for good and not evil

sounds like your ps4 is malfunctioning

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

HyperPuma posted:

sounds like your ps4 is malfunctioning

Yeah that is way to long, might be dying.

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy
Is there a way to play metal slug two player using a pair of joycons?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
How does the nintendo connect to the joycons when in handheld mode? Are there spi pins inside the rail or something?

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Do the thread pedants have like a shift schedule because boy-howdy rehashing the same argument is so neat!

Maybe it's because they bring up good points that everyone immediately goes into denial about.

TerraGoetia
Feb 21, 2011

A cup of spiders.
Pro Controller feels much better in hand and makes Snake Pass fun again.

acksplode
May 17, 2004



Stan Taylor posted:

Is there a way to play metal slug two player using a pair of joycons?

Yeah, use the system's controller menu to pair the joycons as individual controllers and it should just work.

Jejoma
Nov 5, 2008
So I recently bought another left and right set of joycons and it seems the left one won't recharge now that the initial battery level has run down. Cool.

Has anyone heard of this happening?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

How does the nintendo connect to the joycons when in handheld mode? Are there spi pins inside the rail or something?

Look at the bottom of the rail on the joycon, you'll see the connector there.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

Jejoma posted:

So I recently bought another left and right set of joycons and it seems the left one won't recharge now that the initial battery level has run down. Cool.

Has anyone heard of this happening?

It never happens, you're using it wrong

Chekans 3 16
Jan 2, 2012

No Resetti.
No Continues.



Grimey Drawer

Jejoma posted:

So I recently bought another left and right set of joycons and it seems the left one won't recharge now that the initial battery level has run down. Cool.

Has anyone heard of this happening?

This happened to me and pressing the sync button on the joycon fixed it, wasn't actually dead but acted like it.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Bloodplay it again posted:

For shits and giggles, I tried running a test between my PS4 and Switch as well. My results weren't anything like yours. It takes my PS4 (with 7.2k RPM HDD, if that matters) almost 20 seconds to actually enter rest mode and then another 10-12 seconds from rest to on and outputting video. The Switch goes into rest mode and comes back with a signal in less than 10 seconds total. My PS4 takes about three times as long as my Switch to put into rest mode and then bring it back so I'm not sure what top-of-the-line PS4 you got but you should harness its power for good and not evil

its an original non-slim ps4 with a 5400rpm WD blue 1tb drive in it

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
i just checked and it took 7 seconds on the spot to go into rest mode

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Give it a rest, already

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

Stux posted:

its an original non-slim ps4 with a 5400rpm WD blue 1tb drive in it

Mine is the gold/white Destiny TTK with 1TB 7200. The PlayStation stops outputting video after a few seconds but there is very clearly poo poo still going on with the console/drive for another 15-20 sec after putting it in sleep. Then I hit the PS button, the controller LED is solid, and it takes about 7 sec to output video. The Vita and Switch are both much faster because they use solid state storage. The PS4 has maybe 120 hours on it so I doubt it's dying. Never have issues in games. Either way thanks for saying something because I had no idea the option was there and I've been restarting games entirely when going into sleep mode.

Is there a recommended Bluetooth adapter for using Pro and Joycons on the PC? USB or PCI?

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Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Wait, you can use them with PCs?


holy crap i just paired my pro controller easy peasy with my macbook. No issues at all. The only thing is that the controller number lights just do the searching thing

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