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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mayor Dave posted:

The missiles are flying, hallelujah hallelujah

cruise missiles != ballistic missiles

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slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/850154183697334272

Jesus Christ

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

So how are we avoiding draft, shooting ourselves or pissing ourselves

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

people all hurfing and blurfing about defining things

ah, this is what this thread is for, and these groups are distinct from those groups, and these labels are the right ones and those labels are the wrong ones

categorizing everything into handy buckets to avoid looking at too much at once

unable to wholly grasp the conflicting realities crashing into each other and the beauty of this magical time, on the planet earth

what are you even talking about

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Chris James 2 posted:

So how are we avoiding draft, shooting ourselves or pissing ourselves

bone spurs

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/850154568377929728

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

they couldnt even send a drone out to livestream it!

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

We just spent a lot of money to pock up a runway that Putin will lend them a bulldozer to fix.

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

Equeen: Oct 29, 2011; Pole dance~

slave to my cravings posted:

Are we all dead yet?

inside? yes

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/850154568377929728

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

thank god he didn't blurt all over the media i mean can you imagine

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

In retrospect, watching that Spec Ops: The Line Let's Play because I was feeling nostalgic for the game yesterday was not the best idea

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

welp

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:14

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Here we gooooo

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

cruise missiles != ballistic missiles

this is the missile prelude

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

XK posted:

We just spent a lot of money to pock up a runway that Putin will lend them a bulldozer to fix.

Art of the Deal, baby

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

cruise missiles != ballistic missiles

for now

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Chris James 2 posted:

So how are we avoiding draft, shooting ourselves or pissing ourselves

Hopefully being in my late 30s is enough

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/373054743742275584

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/375609403376144384

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/373736312979070976

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

lol imagine how much poo poo trump is going to talk over this

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

hail satan

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Kill me you son of a bitch

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Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Crawl out through the fallout baby

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Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Reminder that Trump pulled the trigger on this mostly because Obama didn't do it even though Trump wailed about not doing it at the same time

lamo

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

When i was younger i used to lament not growing up in the 60s. It was such an interesting time, i thought. lol

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

current trump status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/850154183697334272

well, bottoms up. :guinness:

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chris James 2 posted:

So how are we avoiding draft, shooting ourselves or pissing ourselves

i was involved in a dozen or so motor vehicle accidents as a pedestrian, think a herniated L5/S1 = 4F ?

# ? Apr 7, 2017 02:15

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

mattis: alright mr president the decision is up to you, this could have global ramifications so I want you to think about this carefully. sir, sir where did you go

aide: he pushed the button at "alright" and left

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