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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

robots will do the fightin anyway dont worry ur fat little rear end

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

BrownieMinusEye posted:

I decide to "choose life" as the reentry vehicles scream down to make my decision for me.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

PostNouveau posted:

Alright technically, but Google says the 18 to 26 year olds go first, so gently caress all y'all young-uns

based on the demographics on this website i suggest everyoine get slightly more obese asap

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Imagine getting shot for Donald loving Trump

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
look, i'm just saying, but seriously

trump is a really, really bad

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Cosmik Slop posted:

Imagine getting shot for Donald loving Trump

would be weird since hes against vaccinations

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

MizPiz posted:

Going to bed. If this is my last post, enjoy the last moments of civilization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU94Q_JfFhU

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Turdfuzz posted:

robots will do the fightin anyway dont worry ur fat little rear end

hows it fat and little at the same time???

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Baloogan posted:

i don't wanna die
\

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

deadgoon posted:

hows it fat and little at the same time???

u tell me its ur rear end

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
what ratio of goons would actually be eligibile for conscription

im thinking around 2/10

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

most of us will probably live to 2069.

nice

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Internet Webguy posted:

based on the demographics on this website i suggest everyoine get slightly more obese asap

Already on it

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

i have to wonder if anyone in the kremlin knew that trump was a brokebrain buttgibbon when they started pushing for him. they had to, right? they had an entire party of useful idiots and this was the best they could have come up with

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Tomahawk missiles cost a little under 1.5 million each.
holy moly.

That money could have gone to illegal immigrants and lazy poors!

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I bet Nikki Haley is really psyched she took this job with the UN security council emergency meeting coming up.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

is she telling minnie drivers joke from goodwill hunting

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Internet Webguy posted:

based on the demographics on this website i suggest everyoine get slightly more obese asap

MORE?

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

how did the syrians know to leave

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/850226728664354821

dying in 30 days seems p embarrassing but i guess he wasnt around for everyone to laugh at so it doesnt count

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

TwoStepBoog posted:

Tomahawk missiles cost a little under 1.5 million each.
holy moly.

That money could have gone to illegal immigrants and lazy poors!

well it went towards immigrants that would have been illegal

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Failing WOPR, as many people are calling it, doesnt win anymore. America doesnt win anymore. folks we are going to all die big league, and i have a secret plan to make it happen

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

russia and china probably just gonna use this as another way to point at the US and say "look. this is what democracy gets you."

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

BrownieMinusEye posted:

I'm getting so many goddamn likes with this end off the world edge lord poo poo

gently caress yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
burn the earth !

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/850226728664354821

dying in 30 days seems p embarrassing but i guess he wasnt around for everyone to laugh at so it doesnt count

death happens, so what

real problem is donald trump is alive

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

TwoStepBoog posted:

russia and china probably just gonna use this as another way to point at the US and say "look. this is what democracy gets you."

and somehow i'm like well hmm

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

a real chump posted:

what ratio of goons would actually be eligibile for conscription

im thinking around 2/10
after the famines and rationing more like 6/10

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I like Putin helped get this guy elected and then got owned.

quote:

Russian President Vladimir Putin says the US strikes on Syria [is] aggression against a sovereign nation in violation of international law, under false pretenses, said spokesman Dmitry Peskov.

https://ria.ru/syria/20170407/1491701396.html?utm_source=push&utm_medium=browser_notification&utm_campaign=ria.ru

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Wikkheiser posted:

I like Putin helped get this guy elected and then got owned.

more per RT in english

quote:

President Putin “regards the strikes as aggression against a sovereign nation,” his spokesman Dmitry Peskov said, noting that the president believes the strikes were carried out “in violation of international law, and also under an invented pretext.”

Peskov also insisted that “the Syrian army doesn’t have chemical weapons,” saying this had been “observed and confirmed by the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons, a special UN unit.”

Putin sees the US missile strike on Syria as an attempt to distract attention from civilian casualties in Iraq, Peskov added.

“This step deals significant damage to US-Russian ties, which are already in a deplorable state,” Peskov said.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

Failing WOPR, as many people are calling it, doesnt win anymore. America doesnt win anymore. folks we are going to all die big league, and i have a secret plan to make it happen

if i have to hear the secret plan bit once more i will loving neck myself

i will do it

its like the most obvious bullshit ever and people still fell for it just gently caress we deserve this

we deserve this because we let it happen, we just laughed at them an went "gaun yersel" :frogon: :allears: :holy:

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

Wikkheiser posted:

I like Putin helped get this guy elected and then got owned.

The Pentagon said Russian officials were warned in advance of the strike via a special conflict hotline.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Baloogan posted:

i don't wanna die

you disappoint me

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

Local residents say the Russian military had used the airbase in early 2016 but have since withdrawn their officers, so the base is now mainly operated by Syrian and Iranian military officers. There is also a hotel near the airport where Iranian officers have been staying, though it was not clear whether it was damaged.
wheres the putin ownage

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Wikkheiser posted:

I like Putin helped get this guy elected and then got owned.

ahahahahaha

russia is squirming and i am loving every goddamn second of it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



paranoid randroid posted:

Failing WOPR, as many people are calling it, doesnt win anymore. America doesnt win anymore. folks we are going to all die big league, and i have a secret plan to make it happen

WOPR conspired to make us all obese

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
can somebody sum up why people are saying the Syrian government used the chemical weapons instead of somebody else? i wasnt paying attention for a few days

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
If Russia ever releases the piss tape then they are gonna get nuked. Seems pretty obvious that they have no real leverage against Trump.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
also in not surprising news at all, Iran condemns the attack and Saudi Arabia praises the "courageous decision" (per both their Foreign Ministers)

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
does trump have a secret plan for winning ww3 against russia

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