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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
in the Chinese memes Xi Jinping is Eeyore and Obama is Tigger so who is Trump

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Classic fuckin lols

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

hseroK divaD posted:

Maybe he was leaving messages to his future self, like memento

"Don't trust Obama. He raped your wife"

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Foxhound posted:

lol how can there be one for EVERY situation

After he dies and leaves his money to Melania* and then she marries some new dude, someone please remember to post the tweet he sent out about Steve Job's wife doing the same.

*plz just play along with that part for the sake of the joke

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Use gas once, shame on... shame on Obama.

Use gas twice, uh, ya won't use gas again!

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006


oh yeah im feeling it

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

How TF did Trump ever lie his entire campaign was about hating brown people

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/850333572535914496

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/520490170349813760

It keeps happening lol

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
I can barely wait for Ben "Dover for Trump" Garrison's political drawing of this masterstroke in quantum chess.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Reddit tears, and lols,

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/63y6dj/the_donald_is_very_conflicted_about_the_recent/

"We had no choice. If we didn't take his airbase we'd be cucks. "

lol

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Stealth Tiger posted:

After he dies and leaves his money to Melania* and then she marries some new dude, someone please remember to post the tweet he sent out about Steve Job's wife doing the same.

*plz just play along with that part for the sake of the joke

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/369439265446309888

bigly lols

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
This been posted yet?

US air strikes in Syria: Russia suspends agreement that prevents direct conflict with American forces

Russian Foreign Ministry says Moscow is suspending memorandum with US that prevented incidents and ensured flight safety in Syria in response to Trump-ordered air strikes

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...n-a7671631.html

ww3 soon lol

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Melania saw that and went "why wait for the old bag to croak? Do I get to pick my own security personell?"

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Melania looks sullen as she enters the bedroom. I think she hoped I wouldn't remember our little monthly 'appointment' with how busy things have been.

"Let's get this over with" She snaps the glove onto her hand.

"The hand again?" I try not to sound like a whiny bitch "You know I don't like when you do it that way"

"Who cares if it looks even smaller" she huffs, sass again.

I barely breathe the words and unzip my fly.

"loving bitch"

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



Holy gently caress I just read this, agreed with it, then saw it was by Sean loving Hannity. I'm considering killing myself right now.

Also how the hell does Trump have an old tweet for seriously every single situation lmao. How's it even possible

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007


lol even /pol/ is now making anti-trump memes.

When you lost the /pol/ vote, you're hosed

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Holy gently caress I just read this, agreed with it, then saw it was by Sean loving Hannity. I'm considering killing myself right now.

Also how the hell does Trump have an old tweet for seriously every single situation lmao. How's it even possible
Trump has taken an infinite amount of positions on any issue. Over a long enough timeline he has, at one point, taken the correct position for every situation.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I'm loling because I think we're actually in a giant Ocean's 11 scam where he's using 4th-dimensional chess to dictate his own perfect presidential strategy by hiding it in plain sight, on Twitter, over the last 8 years, because he really is the Matt Damon of Presidents.

I spend the entire time going "Why would YOU be there? No one TALKS like that? Why would ANYONE believe that YOU are a misunderstood GENIUS!?"

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

do u know jenny posted:



lol even /pol/ is now making anti-trump memes.

When you lost the /pol/ vote, you're hosed

What is the point of having missles if we don't plan on using them? Who would have thought a military action in the Middle East would cause people to freak out?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Let's see what other true believers are saying.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/850341796093841408


Fuckin lol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

TotalLossBrain posted:

Let's see what other true believers are saying.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/850341796093841408


Fuckin lol

We must wage war to prevent future war. That's just science.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Trolls jump off the Trump train, as the alt-right expresses anger over Syria actions
The alt right is suspiciously aligning itself with the Putin position on the Syrian conflict

http://www.salon.com/2017/04/07/trolls-jump-off-the-trump-train-as-the-alt-right-expresses-anger-over-syria-actions/

lol

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
theres basically nothing more woke and progressive than starting a proxy war in the levant

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

nigga crab pollock posted:

theres basically nothing more woke and progressive than starting a proxy war in the levant

Rollin', giggily lols over here

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

You know what else happens to the stock market every time?



https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/850348141647990785

lol

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
From the other trump thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU94Q_JfFhU

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Les Os posted:

in the Chinese memes Xi Jinping is Eeyore and Obama is Tigger so who is Trump
Roo

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

This is the proclick of the day right here, I'm chasing the LoL dragon boys!

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

Lime Tonics posted:

Trolls jump off the Trump train, as the alt-right expresses anger over Syria actions
The alt right is suspiciously aligning itself with the Putin position on the Syrian conflict

http://www.salon.com/2017/04/07/trolls-jump-off-the-trump-train-as-the-alt-right-expresses-anger-over-syria-actions/

lol

Most of the online presence of the 'alt-right' are russian trolls

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

'Troll' is actually Russian for 'FSB intern'

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

hseroK divaD posted:

Most of the online presence of the 'alt-right' are russian trolls

Lol I was thinking the same thing. I was like "what's suspicious about the alt right aligning itself with a right wing, racist, autocratic government?" seems pretty normal to me... Lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Les Os posted:

in the Chinese memes Xi Jinping is Eeyore and Obama is Tigger so who is Trump

he's winnie but only when winnie is stuck in honeypots



its uncanny

Tumble fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Apr 7, 2017

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

lol that Trump's supporters will instantly ditch him for the sake of a nobody warlord who rules the wasteland surrounding a Russian army base

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol that people think trump had much at all to do with the selection of targets and general military action here

trump drives the military the same way i drove my dads truck when i was 7 and sitting in his lap, moving the steering wheel back and forth in an empty field

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Yo, half the missiles missed and Moscow suspended their aerial conflict memorandum with the US

That's a fuckin mega LoL guys

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


In a week:

Trump: "Nobody knew war was this hard. Nobody knew!"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Tumble posted:



trump drives the military the same way i drove my dads truck when i was 7 and sitting in his lap, moving the steering wheel back and forth in an empty field


turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/850358440174157824

Wow that's a pretty hosed up to call Syrian refugees crimes against humanity.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

turn off the TV posted:

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/850358440174157824

Wow that's a pretty hosed up to call Syrian refugees crimes against humanity.

Well I guess so long as she's proud of her dad everything was worth it.

...


Reminds me very much of Bush calls Saddam 'the guy who tried to kill my dad'

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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





https://twitter.com/ReutersBiz/status/850317898711257089

Jobs Jobs Jobs?

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