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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Low Desert Punk posted:

Were any of them actually going to harm the homeowner? Because, hot take, whatever lovely things you have in your home aren't worth more than human lives

to be fair there are an awful lot of humans

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Low Desert Punk posted:

Were any of them actually going to harm the homeowner? Because, hot take, whatever lovely things you have in your home aren't worth more than human lives

That's irrelevant, because the homie doesn't know what they are going to do. There is no time to interview them before shooting.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Low Desert Punk posted:

Were any of them actually going to harm the homeowner? Because, hot take, whatever lovely things you have in your home aren't worth more than human lives

well gosh idk they probably had those weapons for gardening or something, you're probably right you goddamn poo poo for brains retard

also these idiots broke into the same house literally earlier that morning, so, y'know, them coming back again with weapons? yeah they probably just wanted tea and a nice chat

Rockman Reserve has a new favorite as of 18:37 on Apr 7, 2017

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Low Desert Punk posted:

Were any of them actually going to harm the homeowner? Because, hot take, whatever lovely things you have in your home aren't worth more than human lives

Yep, and also good riddance to the home invaders. It's why I always have a gun.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


The things in my home are worth a lot more than the lives of thieves. In my car too.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

this wouldn't have happened if those home invaders had guns

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
no they aren't

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


DoctorWhat posted:

no they aren't

Even if your things aren't worth the lives of three home invaders, your own life certainly is, hope this helps

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

food court bailiff posted:

Even if your things aren't worth the lives of three home invaders, your own life certainly is, hope this helps

I'd put my own life at about four, five home invaders or best offer.

check out my Youtube
May 26, 2006

Satan's on my side
and you wanna brawl?
When the Devil comes
you better heed his Quall
Sure is some good 'freude arguing over what counts as justifiable homicide in a state where you're legally allowed to murder a prostitute because she took your $150 and didn't gently caress you.


edit whoops that's Texas. Oklahoma is the one where they literally called it the "Make My Day" law lmbo

check out my Youtube has a new favorite as of 19:10 on Apr 7, 2017

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

food court bailiff posted:

well gosh idk they probably had those weapons for gardening or something, you're probably right you goddamn poo poo for brains retard

oh word?

Cool slur btw

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Low Desert Punk posted:

oh word?

Cool slur btw

When did it get upgraded to slur?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28kfIkgmv6U

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Dude, If you are going to break in to an occupied home in America, you should know that you are probably going to get shot.If I saw a dude running out of my house with my tv, I would not shoot him, It is not worth a human life. But if you are in there doing things and I have no Idea what your intentions are, you are getting shot. I would rather not see my family killed or raped.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
local goon unsheathes his katana with a smirk, charging at the home invaders who covet his dakimakura pillows

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Phanatic posted:

I'm not sure whether brass knuckles would be included in "blunt objects" or "personal weapons" in the crime stats, but more people are murdered with either of those things than are murdered with rifles or shotguns. Way more. Grandpa's experienced a personal tragedy and that's a shame but he's being dumb.

Grandpa has always had a rifle and shotgun behind the bedroom door for over 30 years. No breakins yet. Winner winner chicken dinner!

Can user 'Saynothing" save us please?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Low Desert Punk posted:

local goon unsheathes his katana with a smirk, charging at the home invaders who covet his dakimakura pillows

When you covet someone's stuff, remember to ask yourself, "Is his stuff worth up to and including my life?"

If it is a dakimakura, that answer is yes.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Low Desert Punk posted:

oh word?

Cool slur btw

:jerkbag:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Seriously though, its a slur so if you're gonna use it you should be aware of that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Basebf555 posted:

Seriously though, its a slur so if you're gonna use it you should be aware of that.

Also a song by The Afghan Whigs.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Basebf555 posted:

Seriously though, its a slur so if you're gonna use it you should be aware of that.

I guess I understand why they wouldn't want to be associated with someone as dumb as Low Desert Punk.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Also a slur by The Afghan Whigs.

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice

DoctorWhat posted:

no they aren't

Counter argument, legally, in my state, yes they are. This is solely because of people like the three turning burglery into murder over 6 months of jail time.


Your openion and mine on the subject is irrelevant. The law is what it is and it is a fact.

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013




Less gun talking, more delicious scootyfrooty.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

food court bailiff posted:

I guess I understand why they wouldn't want to be associated with someone as dumb as Low Desert Punk.

Why do you keep handwaving the fact that you thought using a slur was appropriate or funny?





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football freude is the best

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Your openion and mine on the subject is irrelevant. The law is what it is and it is a fact.

Just to be clear I was talking about the moral imperative to kill those who threaten you or your family, not the law.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Low Desert Punk posted:

Why do you keep handwaving the fact that you thought using a slur was appropriate or funny?


Using retard as an insult isn't something I condone any more, but you, sir, have the intellect of a flea, and the composure of a spastic donkey.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Low Desert Punk posted:

Why do you keep handwaving the fact that you thought using a slur was appropriate or funny?

You're really, really stupid and your continued pearl clutching at my choice of insults is not deflecting from that point.

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Using retard as an insult isn't something I condone any more, but you, sir, have the intellect of a flea, and the composure of a spastic donkey.

So is CP a special case or something?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/ukGdOCI.gifv

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Piper-Cub Storage"?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money




Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

They need a "WASTED" overlay at the end.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

An airplane mosh pit!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Azhais posted:

did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Piper-Cub Storage"?

Clockwise from foreground, Piper Navajo, Piper Twin Comanche, Piper Cherokee, and I think a Learjet 24.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Stoatbringer posted:

They need a "WASTED" overlay at the end.

Counterpoint: no gif has ever needed a "WASTED" overlay at the end. That meme was old before it started.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014

Platystemon posted:

Clockwise from foreground, Piper Navajo, Piper Twin Comanche, Piper Cherokee, and I think a Learjet 24.

Yeah, that's plane to see.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
[Edit]The schadenfreude is on me not noticing a whole new page.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgu6paxHXW8

One-time tried to come in my home
Take my chrome, I said "Yo, it's on
Take cover son, or you're rear end-out
How you like my chrome?", then I watched the rookie pass out
Didn't have to blast out, but I did anyway
Young punk had to pay

Here is something goons just can't understand.

Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Apr 7, 2017

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