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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

rabble rabble posted:

I think my favorite thing about these strikes is how confused everyone is about it

trump just totally ordered a non-trivial military action with like, zero prep work in legal framework, international consensus building, or legislative support. he just said, i'm the commander in chief, gently caress it, bomb them

and the whol etime the domestic apparatus in this country is all durr uhhhghhh wait, is he even allowed to DO that? but he just did, so wait, should we like, wait.......can he do that?

and trumps response is essentially heh u think that was cool?> might do it again fuckos so WATCH OUT

and there's nothing anyone can apparently do to stop it, because Donald Trump is the Commander in Chief and then it all fades to black

also the only people in the world who seemed to know trump was lobbing missiles at syria were the syrians and the russians

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

Also, credit where credit is due, the alt-right still seems enormously furious at Trump and out of love with him now. I figured they would've memory holed the whole thing like his making their browser histories public domain

preempting my inevitable browser history release

ive looked at some really weird porn yall.

but u have too. its ok, i dont judge you.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

JEB!

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/850508728461926400

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/mrotzie/status/850057637140062208

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

mr jones and me
got used by the globalists
yeah everybody cucks me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




financially racist posted:

it's almost like the democrats are also fuckin terrible and bad and dumb and love blowing poo poo up

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Glimm posted:

Trump... Good?
Oh no, not at all. Trump's domestic policy will remain wretched, and his foreign policy will now be wretched in a way we're much more familiar with.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I don't do that dumb meme whenever somebody puts thought into their post so don't worry about this being an Arby's. I just don't adore scientists to the degree that I see people online adore them. I think one of the most influential things I read in graduate school was memos from Nazi engineers trying to figure out how to keep the weight distribution right for the trucks transporting Jews because they would flee to the back of the container and crowd around the door and it would gently caress up the rear axle. The memos were dry and rational, the minds of very good scientists who were using their superior intelligence to tackle a problem and improve efficiency and reduce costs.

Science is a tool, not a proper ideology, so I don't cream my jeans at the thought of a scientist in high office simply because they are a scientist. It's the humanities where you learn exactly why the problem isn't the light bulb in the back of the truck being broken by panicking "cargo" but the problem is that you're transporting human beings to mass exterminate. STEM can't save us.

a good post

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



rabble rabble posted:

I think my favorite thing about these strikes is how confused everyone is about it

trump just totally ordered a non-trivial military action with like, zero prep work in legal framework, international consensus building, or legislative support. he just said, i'm the commander in chief, gently caress it, bomb them

and the whol etime the domestic apparatus in this country is all durr uhhhghhh wait, is he even allowed to DO that? but he just did, so wait, should we like, wait.......can he do that?

and trumps response is essentially heh u think that was cool?> might do it again fuckos so WATCH OUT

and there's nothing anyone can apparently do to stop it, because Donald Trump is the Commander in Chief and then it all fades to black

you messed up, the response from congress was actually 'wait can he even do that? who cares, bombing people is rad!'

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

eonwe posted:

preempting my inevitable browser history release

ive looked at some really weird porn yall.

but u have too. its ok, i dont judge you.

When everybody's a pervert, nobody's a pervert

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I don't do that dumb meme whenever somebody puts thought into their post so don't worry about this being an Arby's. I just don't adore scientists to the degree that I see people online adore them. I think one of the most influential things I read in graduate school was memos from Nazi engineers trying to figure out how to keep the weight distribution right for the trucks transporting Jews because they would flee to the back of the container and crowd around the door and it would gently caress up the rear axle. The memos were dry and rational, the minds of very good scientists who were using their superior intelligence to tackle a problem and improve efficiency and reduce costs.

Science is a tool, not a proper ideology, so I don't cream my jeans at the thought of a scientist in high office simply because they are a scientist. It's the humanities where you learn exactly why the problem isn't the light bulb in the back of the truck being broken by panicking "cargo" but the problem is that you're transporting human beings to mass exterminate. STEM can't save us.

this is correct in every way

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

slow and steady wins th--

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



oh my god

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

it's never been more obvious that "globalists" = jews before

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

lizardman posted:

God I'm so jealous

me too :colbert:

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

pocket catheter is my favorite kraftwerk song

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Seems odd how often "Soros" gets invoked as the eldritch illuminati-supervillain-bogeyman that is somehow in charge of everything the speaker dislikes, so as to discredit or invalidate anything they can't ignore or trivialize with mental gymnastics.


What must it feel like to be a god in the dumbest pantheon ever?

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

financially racist posted:

you messed up, the response from congress was actually 'wait can he even do that? who cares, bombing people is rad!'

yes yes you are, of course, very much correct. it is blatantly missing the extremely exuberant & somehow disquieting serious liberal people reactions on reminding the rest of the world that yes incase u forgot, with our navy alone we can simply decide to remove part of your country from the map. with supersonic death missiles. fired from the ocean. any ocean. anywhere. with apparent 0 oversight, from Donald Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/850513139141672960

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

I wonder if "Convenient and Discreet" was Bill O's pick up line

Or maybe it was "Self-lubricating"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I don't do that dumb meme whenever somebody puts thought into their post so don't worry about this being an Arby's. I just don't adore scientists to the degree that I see people online adore them. I think one of the most influential things I read in graduate school was memos from Nazi engineers trying to figure out how to keep the weight distribution right for the trucks transporting Jews because they would flee to the back of the container and crowd around the door and it would gently caress up the rear axle. The memos were dry and rational, the minds of very good scientists who were using their superior intelligence to tackle a problem and improve efficiency and reduce costs.

Science is a tool, not a proper ideology, so I don't cream my jeans at the thought of a scientist in high office simply because they are a scientist. It's the humanities where you learn exactly why the problem isn't the light bulb in the back of the truck being broken by panicking "cargo" but the problem is that you're transporting human beings to mass exterminate. STEM can't save us.

it's not like morality and science are mutually exclusive

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Pollyanna posted:

hello trump thread, dont be like me and get roped up in a door to door energy scam

i have had those fellas knock on my do' too, you have to shut that door

shut it! or they will abscond with ya' hard earned money!

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Ages posted:

I wonder if "Convenient and Discreet" was Bill O's pick up line

Or maybe it was "Self-lubricating"

eugh

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

I'm going to make King Kush happen even if I have to pay Adult Swim to make the show.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
self lubricating falafel

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

silentsnack posted:

Seems odd how often "Soros" gets invoked as the eldritch illuminati-supervillain-bogeyman that is somehow in charge of everything the speaker dislikes, so as to discredit or invalidate anything they can't ignore or trivialize with mental gymnastics.


What must it feel like to be a god in the dumbest pantheon ever?

I wonder if Sorors ever reads this stuff and chuckles to himself like "Heh fake Me at it again. drat he's busy."

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

TildeATH posted:

I'm going to make King Kush happen even if I have to pay Adult Swim to make the show.

id watch tf out of that

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Yinlock posted:

it's not like morality and science are mutually exclusive

They're not but stem is a refuge for incredibly stupid smart people

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Chunky Salsa posted:

I wonder if Sorors ever reads this stuff and chuckles to himself like "Heh fake Me at it again. drat he's busy."

i know he's some european money man but I always liked the idea that he's some farmer in bumfuck nowhere ireland or wherever who has no idea he's the most hated man on earth by crazy people

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

TildeATH posted:

I'm going to make King Kush happen even if I have to pay Adult Swim to make the show.

getting zach woods on board would be half the battle

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shugojin posted:

They're not but stem is a refuge for incredibly stupid smart people

true

what i'm trying to get at is it would be nice if the people in charge of things knew anything whatsoever about the things they are responsible for

i feel like it would be an improvement

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Do they have a new boogeyman already picked out once Soros finally dies?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
zach woods looks a lot like kushner and his character's name on sillicon valley is Donald "Jared" Dunn

loving lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Pook Good Mook posted:

Do they have a new boogeyman already picked out once Soros finally dies?

just claim he didnt really die

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the russia bots got their marching orders

https://twitter.com/redflagnews/status/850333401643077633

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

When something finally mattered, this is now how I thought it would look.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



haha Kush is doing like 80% of the jobs in the Trump government and now he's the sole target for the entire alt-right and botswarm machine that boosted Trump 24/7

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/850506901842481152

lol

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