Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mimi rogers was married to ted cruise tho so i guess she woulda been used to it

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



now mind you I'm not absolving Schnorkles of terrorisms

just that speciifc one I made up

he could still be a grinning plane terrorist

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

man you ain't joking

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Michael Bayleaf posted:

wtf is going on lol

power just flickered for me

was pretty lol

also this drat indian dude is outside my door talking to his parents back home and being rather loud

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Schnorkles posted:

big cities are prohibitive in a lot of ways unless you are real real well off

so i live in not a big city and get told how terrible my life must be and shrug about it

Same dude. I live in Colorado Springs but I really like it despite the poo poo talking it gets. I can afford a house thanks to the va home loan and pretty much every big concert comes to Denver(except beyonce). And we get a lot of really good small shows down here too

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

My avatar is actually a League of Legends meme.

It's gladplane, which is the happy plane for the Jin Air Greenwings.

There is also sad plane, mad plane, and gang plane.

now you're going to tell me magic isn't real and the easter bunny isn't the trueborn son of our lord jesus christ

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

shiksa posted:

the amount of frasier episodes where frasier acts like the world's most insanely hosed up sociopath is shockingly high

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Third World Reggin posted:

power just flickered for me

was pretty lol

also this drat indian dude is outside my door talking to his parents back home and being rather loud

I think we're going to die hahaha

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

i like watching competitive league of legends ._.

I'm watching a guy play Stardew Valley

Well, listening to it. While I shitpost

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Michael Bayleaf posted:

seriously why are tornado sirens going off at midnight with no severe weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dallas?

lol good job whoever pushed the button scaring everyone half to death

i know a few seconds after posting this the nukes will land

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Wikkheiser posted:

dallas?

lol good job whoever pushed the button scaring everyone half to death

i know a few seconds after posting this the nukes will land

yeah mesquite

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Office Pig posted:

now you're going to tell me magic isn't real and the easter bunny isn't the trueborn son of our lord jesus christ

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

Same dude. I live in Colorado Springs but I really like it despite the poo poo talking it gets. I can afford a house thanks to the va home loan and pretty much every big concert comes to Denver(except beyonce). And we get a lot of really good small shows down here too

its because the jesus freak death cult that controls our air force lives there and we're all resentful of it fam

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i hold every poster at arms length in case they turn out to be an aatrek

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Wikkheiser posted:

dallas?

lol good job whoever pushed the button scaring everyone half to death

i know a few seconds after posting this the nukes will land

I didn't feel a pressure drop, went outside and saw no clouds, phone wasn't blowing up, nothing on radar for weather, ok just gonna be loud then

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

wow, that guy is cooler than you

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

now mind you I'm not absolving Schnorkles of terrorisms

just that speciifc one I made up

he could still be a grinning plane terrorist
It's possible that you unintentionally ms-painted him into a terrorist act that he was actually a part of.

:thinkinggif:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
But in all seriousness, video games were a mistake.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I am not a terrorist!!!!!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Hypha posted:

I love this thread

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://twitter.com/DFWscanner/status/850572319835791360

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Michael Bayleaf posted:

seriously why are tornado sirens going off at midnight with no severe weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goodbye

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im playing yakuza 0 between posts and one of the substories is that you can make friends with the guy who runs the porno booths by going in and watching live action japanese softcore porn. like, imagine chicks hugging giant pink weiner baloons and also theres bubbles blowing around off screen for no reason

when the video is done the camera zooms in on a box of tissues and your dude goes "awww yeahh!!!" just so theres absolutely 0 room for doubt that you made your character jerk off in a booth

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

I am not a terrorist!!!!!!!

WHERE WERE U ON THE NITE OF SEPT 11 2001??!?!??

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
ehf

if you're still around i found this for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ccBoKER0-Q

if not die

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

WHERE WERE U ON THE NITE OF SEPT 11 2001??!?!??

WAIT I MEAN MORNING I GUESS

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Schnorkles posted:

i like watching competitive league of legends ._.

I have Dota streams playing about 6 hours a day. True story.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Schnorkles posted:

i like watching competitive league of legends ._.

i used to introduce the concept of discourse communities by playing some competitive league or dota videos and then asking the class what they were talking about. nobody knew and i was like "i don't know either, because none of us belong to their discourse community" but then i had a couple league players in my class and it backfired and they were annoying so i don't use it anymore.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

WHERE WERE U ON THE NITE OF SEPT 11 2001??!?!??

uhm

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

aw man I was hoping it was the end of all things

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Epic High Five posted:

its because the jesus freak death cult that controls our air force lives there and we're all resentful of it fam

You're not wrong friend. The academy fucks people up. They either get super rapey, super religious or in rare cases just nihilistic

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Gringostar posted:

ehf

if you're still around i found this for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ccBoKER0-Q

if not die

Why are half of the shots in this from knee height?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

the missiles are flying! hallelujah! hallelujah!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Epic High Five posted:

best of luck friend. Buffboss sounds wise in a way that "this just funds my muscle building lifestyle and nothing more" bosses are

Yeah the whole job has kind of been a shitshow since day 1. I almost didn't show up for the interview because I wasn't sure if I wanted the position, then I was I broke with no other prospects so I went for it. Then my boss left after six months, I farted around on my own for a few months, then they hired the second guy and now he's gone. Three supervisors in the first two years of a white-collar office job, hell yeah

At this point I probably should make a better effort to dip, but I don't want to leave them hanging even though I shouldn't give a gently caress. Plus I spend a lot of my day loving around working on personal projects and postin' but no one's caught me yet doo dee doo ~

free lunch and a 10-minute commute too, plus there's a VP across from my office who's a turbo-MILF and i'd miss that

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Squizzle posted:

im gonna reveal my bloodlust here and say that if the us sent in someone to kill fat kim and then quietly leave i would probably be aok w it or even kinda glad

and then see who takes the reins and repeat the process until you hit on someone not a mad tyrant in power

why dont u try that with ur own government first

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Pooky posted:

I have Dota streams playing about 6 hours a day. True story.

same but piss

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

I am not a terrorist!!!!!!!

There's a lot of evidence pointing to the contrary!

  • Locked thread