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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mustang posted:

I'll believe it when they actually say "We're going to X."
You are now the smartest person in the Army.

You should be proud, even though it's a fairly low bar to clear.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Mustang posted:

Some people at work think the same thing but the rumour mill was already pretty strong about a possible deployment after NTC because of the crazy training optempo.

I'll believe it when they actually say "We're going to X."

Also remember that the more nobles begin to speculate, the more the line troops get hosed with and the more they become convinced it is coming.

Some rear end kiss overhears more than one officer talking about it, and it can spiral into some retarded news cyclone.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I remember my first deployment, they wouldn't even tell us where we were going until we were getting ready to board the buses to head to the airport.

I mean, it was pretty easy to deduct from the fact we got DCUs and knew it wasn't Afghanistan.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Most of these rumours seem to be coming from the NCO side of the house.

Stuff like the buddies of guys here at other duty stations trying to PCS here because apparently people away from JBLM think we're about to deploy.

I think it's all a load of bullshit myself. Why the hell would people at other posts know we're going to deploy but not us?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Welcome to clarity

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
its like reliving my time in the army

Obstacle2
Dec 21, 2004
feels good man
Don't die please.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

My old unit was set to deploy to Iraq in 2010. We went up to Dix and did pre-deployment training. Near the last day the XO brought us into a conference room and told us we'd been offramped, so we went home. Good times.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

tuck or gtfo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress the tuck

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
what the gently caress is that stupid poo poo

it's some poo poo i would've done when i was 18, is what it is.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Retardog posted:

My old unit was set to deploy to Iraq in 2010. We went up to Dix and did pre-deployment training. Near the last day the XO brought us into a conference room and told us we'd been offramped, so we went home. Good times.

did they still have the fake fobs in the woods

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
If that makes your girlfriend happy, a good way to spend something like 50 cents.

But if that makes your girlfriend happy rethink your life.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
It's fortunate that her favorite color is green.

Also, those things are great and tucking is lame. I don't know if my pants weren't long enough or what, but they'd always come unturned from my boots after moving around for a while.

My cat loves those drat bands. Always stealing them. Last time we moved, I found his stash under a bookshelf and there were 7 of them all chewed up and worthless.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I would just stuff my pants into my boots I didn't give a gently caress

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
My cats alternate from freaking out when they see one on the ground and playing with them all night.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TBeats posted:

I would just stuff my pants into my boots I didn't give a gently caress

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
blouse crew :whatup:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The little strings in the pants worked well enough. :shrug:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
not if you liked your poo poo down by your ankles to piss off CSMs

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


being 6'5" meant tucking was a pain in the rear end

blouses forever

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

being 6'5" meant tucking was a pain in the rear end

erect or flaccid

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Mike-o posted:

erect or flaccid

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

never flaccid always ready to go

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

not if you liked your poo poo down by your ankles to piss off CSMs
Nah, I just snugged them down right above the boot and then pulled the pant leg down to blouse it a bit. Medium long was just a wee bit too short for me to tuck, but this worked pretty well.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

being 6'5" meant tucking was a pain in the rear end

blouses forever
This guy gets it.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I knew some guy short enough to tie the strings under his feet like some stirrup wearing motherfucker

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Aranan posted:

My surgery resulted in a glorious 30 days of con leave. It was amazing. Came back for a week, took two more to clear, now I'm freeeee

:hf:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Naked Bear posted:

The little strings in the pants worked well enough. :shrug:

They're annoying and I actually cut them out of most of my ACUs. 50 cent blousing bands owned and were way more comfortable than stuffing that poo poo in your boot.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Both are fine. Tucking depends on if you fit your trousers well/what kind of boots you have.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Didn't like tucking. I'm already wearing thick rear end socks and I tied my shoes by wrapping the laces around the ankle and doing a square knot. Blouse 4 lyfe

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Didn't like tucking. I'm already wearing thick rear end socks and I tied my shoes by wrapping the laces around the ankle and doing a square knot. Blouse 4 lyfe

Yup

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

that too. i tucked when i needed to but i hated it

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

that too. i tucked when i needed to but i hated it

Same, I prefer my erection to make a pop-up tent effect in my pants.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Goodbye Horses

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Only tuck if you're doing a lot of crawling around in the woods and poo poo. Keep bugs out.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


This. Your pants turn into a hot humid mess of rear end when they are tucked in. Blouse, open, shake, no more discomfort.

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Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

did they still have the fake fobs in the woods

They still do as of two weeks ago

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