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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
her farts so hot 4 asss i fakuc yes
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 07:42 |
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My wife wants us to go to India together. I'm not sure it's such a good idea anymore, she's east Asian.
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fish and chips and dip posted:My wife wants us to go to India together. I'm not sure it's such a good idea anymore, she's east Asian. Does she have plumpy holes huh ?
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 10:35 |
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JaucheCharly posted:Post your favourite dal recipe. LOL, just LOL if you don't supplement the daily diet of Chinese food with dal so you don't get flaccid-muscled local body. I cook simple dal about 4-5 days per week because strictly Chinese food lacks everything that a person might require to feel and be healthy. The Fiveheads here are definitely not due to genetics. Here's a photo from my lunch/dinner dal yesterday: I cook 200gms of split red/pink lentils at a time when I make it, because that's about 50gms of protein. I prefer the pink/red because they are ready to eat in 10-15 minutes if making them bare as possible. Add spices, maybe doufu, whatever. In this photo I added buckwheat noodles chopped up instead of using white rice for khichdi or dal over rice. They get soft and it makes eating and digesting easier than the rice-bloat, plus they have protein of their own and taste like something, unlike rice. A lot of the rice in China makes me feel like I am going to pop after eating. Maybe it's plastic. I didn't want add vegetables to this dal for what was already about 350gms of food by weight, pre-cooked. Using the food calculator it comes out to about 70+gm of protein and high levels of minerals and vitamins Throwing a bunch of vegetables in there (tomato, potato, cabbage cauliflower, eggplant,, carrot, bell peppers, pumpkin, whole onion, white gourd, etc) and let it all boil down for 40 minutes is legit. I don't cook with oil because it's easier to digest. When people come over, then I make a hefty vegetable dal with peanuts and oil and stuff, and dump it over rice and have some spicy side additions. All done with one pot, and under an hour. Dal is easy as heck and probably impossible to ruin. http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/legumes-and-legume-products/4405/2 One benefit is it looks the same going out as it does going in. Gay Weed Dad posted:Perhaps Haier or one of the other goons who have been to India can confirm/deny: fish and chips and dip posted:My wife wants us to go to India together. I'm not sure it's such a good idea anymore, she's east Asian. Haier fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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DAL TIME Spices I use: brown mustard seeds to temper some oil before I add the onions and garlic, then once those are soft I add coriander, cumin, turmeric and a bit of paprika before I add red lentils and water. Sometimes throw some curry leaves in for good measure. Adding some fried onion sambol at the end gives dal some nice extra umami, and adding some coconut milk at the end gives it a nice creaminess. Also don't mash the lentils.
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I was so hungry for dal yesterday that I needed to improvise. Cooked what must have been 2 cups red lentils in water until they opened up, put the pot aside. Chopped up a red onion, slowly fried it in oil and butter until it was golden, added 2 tbsp ginger and garlic paste, 1/2 tsp turmeric, 1/2 tsp koriander powder, 1 tbsp garam massala to fry until it smelled right, then dumped the lentils in, added a diced large carrot, celery, diced red pepper and let it simmer for 30mins. Shorty before it was done, I cut a scallion and a green chilli to small pieces and dumped it in. Sadly no tamarind pulp around, but it was still pretty good.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 13:35 |
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I've read all 45 pages of this thread and its the best thing these dead gay forums have produced in a long time. Super bowl to all of you.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 13:41 |
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Haier posted:Dal makhani is my favorite. I actually really enjoyed this post, but Lol @ bean link
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Haier posted:] disappointing
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:01 |
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If you like Indian food, I would recommend Persian cuisine. They are fairly closely related to one another. (much like Iranians and Indians can be, but don't tell them)
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 20:59 |
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Does virginity mean something else in India or did he just pop her black cherry
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 21:01 |
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I think it's just all confusing http://i.imgur.com/GNOiML9.jpg Palpek fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Palpek posted:I think it's just all confusing This vendor dude might want to re-calibrate his stream of consciousness
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ElGroucho posted:I can never tell if something Indian is going to be good or bad on youtube, because 3 billion Indians are guaranteed to upvote every goddamn thing. br br br br br
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ElGroucho posted:This vendor dude might want to re-calibrate his stream of consciousness All plumpy holes are gray in the dark.
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THE 'DAHG GON GIVE IT TO YOU PAGE 46
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 05:29 |
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Palpek posted:I think it's just all confusing Does that mean he could watch gay porn and be fine with it if he could imagine the gay guys to be women? Two women 69ing their own dicks.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 05:36 |
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ElGroucho posted:This vendor dude might want to re-calibrate his stream of consciousness We know they seem to have an understanding of sex similar to a Western boy who is undergoing puberty.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 05:39 |
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An example of love jihad ends in murder http://m.hindustantimes.com/india-n...mngaMpIhNI.html quote:By Sanjoy Dey, Hindustan Times, Ranchi
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Stolen from the funny pics thread Imperialist Dog fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Apr 8, 2017 |
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Haier posted:Does that mean he could watch gay porn and be fine with it if he could imagine the gay guys to be women? Two women 69ing their own dicks. Is anime popular in India?
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Imperialist Dog posted:An example of love jihad ends in murder Well, he was Muslim, so like half of GBS is gonna be okay with this.
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Imperialist Dog posted:http://m.hindustantimes.com/india-n...mngaMpIhNI.html "Mo, how're things working out with your gf?" "Soso?" "Sorry, man, hope things improve." "What?" "What?"
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 14:27 |
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Trying right now to imagine the sort of art that would be made by an indian nerd obsessed with japanese anime culture.
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Amarcarts posted:Trying right now to imagine the sort of art that would be made by an indian nerd obsessed with japanese anime culture. I'm thinking rape might be involved.
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Does India have tentacle monsters
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Blue Train posted:Does India have tentacle monsters Yes they're called male bus passengers.
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Perhaps Haier or one of the other goons who have been to India can confirm/deny: There's actually a fair amount of science behind neem, if you're interested you could google a few studies on its various properties. It is a pretty cool plant but of course it's not as cure all as its fans would say it is, and I think most of the studies had to concentrate it. It's certainly somewhat useful as a weak natural pesticide, I think it basically makes the bugs act super drunk and then die iirc
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Murray Mantoinette posted:I'm thinking rape might be involved. Though it's a little bit weird for me to wrap my head around the fact that India is apparently the new low point compared to Japan. Are there any love hotels in India?
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Blue Train posted:Does India have tentacle monsters They loving invented them:
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Deceitful Penguin posted:Tbh, I don't think that Japanese fanworks can get more problematic at this juncture regarding that. Haier posted:Summarized: I'm going with 'no.'
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Arranged marriage is pretty lol It's hard enough to stay happy with someone that you've spent several years in the throws of rapturous love with, and in your later years the embers of passion have cooled to warm ash Or I guess you could be with that pharmacist your mom picked for you because he has money, LMAO
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 03:26 |
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Goodboob madam
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:21 |
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The one dude slipping in "It's against nature. I hate it." makes me wonder what the picture is. Probably a man and a woman holding hands. Anyway, here's some sikh beats to help you seduce your bhabi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgmw41CY1Fo
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Munchables posted:Goodboob madam This, but said in an offended tone as you storm out.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:45 |
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Superbowl to you, goodboob madam
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What the gently caress is an expanding stage of a navel. Also lol at the guy with an arrogant dick.
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