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"Tuition costs are out of control and our students have crippling debt for the majority of their productive lives as a result. Maybe we should look into forgiving some of that debt?" "GET THAT SOCIALISM TALK OUTTA HERE YA drat PINKO!!"
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Sure hope road rage goon gets killed soon
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 19:46 |
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purple death ray posted:Sure hope road rage goon gets killed soon
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quote:I suffer from anger management issues in general and specifically have major road rage issues. I have forced people off the road before, thrown things at moving and parked cars, followed people for hours, and have gotten in to several fights. I purposely caused an accident to get back at someone who cut me off. I know this is bad but my anger completely takes over my mind and I stop thinking rationally. knew someone like this who pulled this on the wrong group of people (probably really just one guy) who then beat him to within an inch of his life as a result he turned into a race realist, i guess what i'm saying is best case scenario is someone kills this chucklefuck
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 20:10 |
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What the gently caress is a race realist
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 20:17 |
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Audax posted:What the gently caress is a race realist a real racist
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 20:18 |
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him being assaulted opened his eyes to the true nature of the black people and how the "system" is built to oppress the white man. This was from someone who would boast of brandishing airsoft guns to intimidate other drivers or similarly kept a hockey stick within arms reach.
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loquacius posted:yikes Holy gently caress, and I thought I had road rage issues because I honk at people and sometimes brake check people who are tailing me too close.
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Stale Saltines posted:Holy gently caress, and I thought I had road rage issues because I honk at people and sometimes brake check people who are tailing me too close. I dunno, sounds like he keeps things nice and balanced out with alcohol like a normal, well adjusted, healthy fella would. It's probably fine.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 20:58 |
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I hope road rage guy is beat good and spends the rest of his life in a wheelchair seething at the people blocking his path.
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loquacius posted:assblasted gimp mods please change my username to this
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 00:28 |
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quote:Totally gonna shoot someone for telling me how to park dang nabbit quote:I put people's lives in danger then drink to forget about it, wanna see my two inch penis?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:No masturbating goon, my former college roommate ended up marrying a girl who made him keep a log of every time he jacked off with notes on who he was thinking of and a summary of what they did. He showed me the excel spreadsheet once, there were like 500 entries for the semester and over 90% he put he was thinking of her (so obviously he was full of poo poo). Most of the rest of them were just celebrities so he could say there's no way he'd leave her for any of them and it's just a fantasy etc. Just be glad you aren't him and got out of it while you still could. He was oh so subtly showing you his excel spreadsheet because he wanted you to notice that entry 274 was your name. Your obliviousness ruined a beautiful romance.
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The Management posted:I hope road rage guy is beat good and spends the rest of his life in a wheelchair seething at the people blocking his path. Then Pick can buy him gifts!
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 04:29 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Then Pick can buy him gifts! What was the Wheelchair story involving Pick again? I'm about 5 lifetime movies behind here.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 04:37 |
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quote:My wedding is in July, and I am marrying who I thought to be the sweetest man in the world. However, the wedding planning has me having 2nd thoughts about my husband. And all over one stupid thing. quote:At my lowest point in life, in a haze of loneliness and alcohol, I had sex with a mentally handicapped woman at the request of her parents and was paid $15 for it.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 04:58 |
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Just lmao if you don't want to punch Hitler at your own wedding
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 05:02 |
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If the nerd cared about canon then he would get Hitlers autograph and then drop his bride into a chasm. Get out now. The man obviously doesn't respect you or Lucas' artistic vision.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 05:06 |
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Compromise and do Temple of doom and eat fake monkey brains or something poo poo
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 05:07 |
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You must be a pedophile because it sounds like you're marrying a loving 12 year old, hth
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 05:28 |
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Indy husband is damaged. Not because of his stupid wedding vision but because he is unable to compromise with his future wife and doesn't understand social norms. Sever
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 06:33 |
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Danaru posted:Just lmao if you don't want to punch Hitler at your own wedding Just lmao if you don't want to get paid to bang a tard
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 06:42 |
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McGavin posted:Just lmao if you don't want to get paid to bang a tard I figured that one was just a stab at that one goon that has "The internet paid me to gently caress a mentally challenged high school girl" title.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 06:48 |
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There is no such thing as tastefully nerdy in a wedding. It's supposed to be about the two of you, not what media you consume. I guarantee if you go through with that indiana jones stuff everyone but him there will be internally cringing praying it will be over soon. I am sure he is picturing himself as the next viral wedding video sensation and he can quit work and be a youtube superstar but it's going to be 100 times lamer than he is imagining, hitler or no hitler.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 06:49 |
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Perhaps to make it less cringey for your guests you should stipulate that they all come dressed as Hitler. It will be a wedding party of Hitlers. A sea of Hitlers smiling upon the young Hitler couple as they stand at the altar. The celebrant too can be a Hitler. That way nobody can feel uncomfortable
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 08:35 |
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Hedrigall posted:Perhaps to make it less cringey for your guests you should stipulate that they all come dressed as Hitler. It will be a wedding party of Hitlers. A sea of Hitlers smiling upon the young Hitler couple as they stand at the altar. The celebrant too can be a Hitler. That way nobody can feel uncomfortable Das the Reich way to do it!
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 08:44 |
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ChickenWyngz posted:Das the Reich way to do it! I absolutely can nazi it backfiring
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 08:47 |
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SatansOnion posted:I absolutely can nazi it backfiring That party will be a gas.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 09:20 |
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take the lame nazi puns to reddit where they belong, thanks
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 09:29 |
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k-kill all j-jews h-hehe
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 09:39 |
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Ken Livingstone as toastmaster
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 09:48 |
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Streak posted:take the lame nazi puns to reddit where they belong, thanks Way to be a humour Nazi.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 09:54 |
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Streak posted:take the lame nazi puns to reddit where they belong, thanks Seriously. I think this could be the final solution.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 13:07 |
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At this point of "nerd culture" I'd find a Nazi themed wedding less offensive to the senses. I sincerely hope that helps.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 13:55 |
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I was too drunk to write eloquently about it last night, but I think my wife and I managed to tastefully reference our nerdy interests in our wedding. No dumb skits, no ridiculous costumes, no cheesy table names or decorations, but the wedding party and I walked down the aisle to Downstream from Braid and my wife walked down to Vitamin String Quarter's cover of Seasons of Love from Rent. It was a nice Easter egg if you got the references and pretty chamber music if you didn't. Oh, and our recessional was Praise You by Fatboy Slim, but that's not really a nerd thing quote:My dad is in his late 50s, I'm in my early 20s. quote:I cannot stop sucking my own dick.
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 14:17 |
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take it from me, hitlers and weddings do not mix
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 14:22 |
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People: Go gently caress yourself Duck sucking goon: hold my beer
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 14:34 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:People: Go gently caress yourself mods please change my name to duck sucking goon tia
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yeah I eat rear end posted:No masturbating goon, my former college roommate ended up marrying a girl who made him keep a log of every time he jacked off with notes on who he was thinking of and a summary of what they did. He showed me the excel spreadsheet once, there were like 500 entries for the semester and over 90% he put he was thinking of her (so obviously he was full of poo poo). Most of the rest of them were just celebrities so he could say there's no way he'd leave her for any of them and it's just a fantasy etc. I want to see the pie chart.
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creampie chart
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