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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Dustin


Mandrake


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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


That's what I have lined up for this weekend also

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Is it bad that the thing that bothers me most about this is that Gilchrist hyphenated "recommendin'" for two letters instead of just making the thought balloon like half an inch wider?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Some Guy TT posted:

Mother From Another Country



I want to watch what the Dad's watching.


Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

gently caress you Bernice.

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011

Evil Mastermind posted:

Is it bad that the thing that bothers me most about this is that Gilchrist hyphenated "recommendin'" for two letters instead of just making the thought balloon like half an inch wider?
Since there aren't any humongo breasts in this one taking up most of the panel he really has no excuse.

Bernice is a horrible rear end in a top hat if that hasn't been said enough. And she'll somehow be karmically rewarded for this behavior, put money on it.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I'm 13.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Apr 7, 2017

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

painynumbs posted:

Bernice is a horrible rear end in a top hat if that hasn't been said enough. And she'll somehow be karmically rewarded for this behavior, put money on it.

She's already being shown to be the clever one by guessing the vain password.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons


This woman is bald and wearing a wig.

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Vargo posted:

Wizard of Id


You know, in the old Wizard of Id, the third panel would probably have been Bung upside down in chains in the dungeon.

No Buni today.

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Kennel posted:

Actually the whole thing is good.


Someone buy me the NOICE skeleton as an avatar.

TIA

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Haifisch posted:

1999 Spider-Man
:spidey:
I love that the guy is literally doing nothing to prove he's Spider-Man but dressing up like Spider-Man and everyone just falls for it. I mean, he just walks in and walks out, not even swinging away or anything. I also love that NSM's spidey-sense for some reason picks up this guy.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

...and the pitch! posted:

She's already being shown to be the clever one by guessing the vain password.

And the vain password follows with the loose justification that Tiffany totally deserves to have her privacy violated. If Tiffany had done that to Luann to get jock whatever's number, she would have been caught, humiliated, and kicked out of the dorms somehow.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




It drives me nuts that Tiff has hopes and dreams and this is somehow a bad thing.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

treasureplane posted:

Nancy (March 15, 1944)


Oiling the road?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I assume heavy oil on dirt roads to bind the surface.

Probably fucks up the local water table a bit as well, but you're in a dust management situation so there might not be one.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

goatface posted:

I assume heavy oil on dirt roads to bind the surface.

Probably fucks up the local water table a bit as well, but you're in a dust management situation so there might not be one.

It can do a lot worse if you hire an idiot.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sounds about right. Cheap, easy, environmental nightmare.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Who even has a password on their phone? Everyone I know uses a pattern.

That's not even a joke any more, it's just true.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Vargo posted:

Big Nate

I'll give it to Big Nate, they used a lot more words to tell this joke than the Tinkersons would have.

Kennel posted:

Mandrake

:pervert:

Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Police in Northern California reported a man named "Zodiac Killer" killed a whole lot of people, believe it or not!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set obeys the letter of the law.


Working Daze at least avoids a "getting hard" joke.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is hard to relate to.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy

It looks like a new story, this time it is using characters from Harold Teen.

Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Ah, have a quick and dirty edit.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon (Mar 24, 1996)


1999 Spider-Man







The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I won't be surprised if James Gunn is referencing that Flash Gordon in GOTG2, based on the trailers.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Tiggum posted:

Who even has a password on their phone? Everyone I know uses a pattern.
Everyone with an iPhone?

(I guess most people use a PIN, not a password.)

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine :anarchists:


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids

You may think it's because of the bandage but it's actually because pirate number one doesn't particularly care for grog.

Understanding Chaos

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





What? How does that follow? Are writers particularly well known for their fondness of visiting Indian reservations?


Phantom Classic





Radio Patrol






Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt


SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Julet Esqu posted:

What? How does that follow? Are writers particularly well known for their fondness of visiting Indian reservations?

I think it's maybe just Esallen's hack writing having the guy guess it in one, logic be damned.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


marx-was-right.jpg

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Dustin


Mandrake


Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Dustin


To be fair, it is easier for her to use the app to order a venti vanilla cafe latte. Half-caff, half-soy milk and half-whole milk, a shot of decaf espresso, light caramel drizzle, a pump of sugar-free syrup, extra hot, with room to add cream. If I were in line for that sort of order and it kept having to be repeated I'd roll my eyes, but if the app takes care of it than it's all good!

I go with a small, no-coffee vanilla frappuccino. Which may as well be a fake vanilla milkshake.

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog


The thousand-yard stare on Skip makes it seem more like he's had a horrible, traumatizing week and is just in denial about it.


Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

RandomPauI posted:

Dustin


To be fair, it is easier for her to use the app to order a venti vanilla cafe latte. Half-caff, half-soy milk and half-whole milk, a shot of decaf espresso, light caramel drizzle, a pump of sugar-free syrup, extra hot, with room to add cream. If I were in line for that sort of order and it kept having to be repeated I'd roll my eyes, but if the app takes care of it than it's all good!

I go with a small, no-coffee vanilla frappuccino. Which may as well be a fake vanilla milkshake.

Heh what's wrong with just ordering a normal medium small coffee?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Baldo


Wizard of Id


Big Nate


random Christmas Wallace


Curtis

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Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Feb. 16, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Feb. 16, 1985)

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