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Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend

Peanut3141 posted:

My headcanon is that's a rocking croctopus. There's enough of it occluded that I can still believe!

That was exactly what I was about to ask

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megane
Jun 20, 2008



farraday posted:

Must take after his mother.

Wait until he's old enough to set bomber heights.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Give him a divisional command in China.

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Congrats Grey Baby Grey!

aphid_licker posted:

Grey Junior has succeeded with a shock attack on my heart

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.
Awww. Congrats, Grey!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
That's one British-looking kid

perfluorosapien
Aug 15, 2015

Oven Wrangler
Nice LG TV!

Reuben Sandwich
Jan 27, 2007

Grey, it's nice that you have him reading books on Tanks instead of childrens books.

Flavius Belisarius posted:

That's one British-looking kid
I thought it was Boris Johnson for a moment.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Reuben Sandwich posted:

Grey, it's nice that you have him reading books on Tanks instead of childrens books.

I thought it was Boris Johnson for a moment.

He has his own tank identification guide actually. its a smaller one he grabbed and likes to chew on at the moment.

Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!
Let's Play! > War in the Pacific Day by Day - Feel Good Edition.

Congrats Grey!

David Corbett
Feb 6, 2008

Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
Awwwwwww :shobon:

Lynneth
Sep 13, 2011
That chin. It is strong.
Your kid will make important decisions, someday.

whitewhale
Feb 21, 2013

Lynneth posted:

That chin. It is strong.
Your kid will make important decisions, someday.

Possibly involving the invasion of Australia.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

whitewhale posted:

Possibly involving the invasion of Australia.

They can be important or good, but not both, this is the curse that has been laid on the Croctopus Clan.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Grey Hunter posted:

He has his own tank identification guide actually. its a smaller one he grabbed and likes to chew on at the moment.

Well disciplined, it seems. Surprised that those bookshelves haven't been ransacked.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Rommel you magnificent bastard! I ate your book!

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Ron Jeremy posted:

Rommel you magnificent bastard! I ate your book!

Snorted my coffee. Thanks.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Ron Jeremy posted:

Rommel you magnificent bastard! I ate your book!

close the forum

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






The AI is almost as stubborn as me when it comes to bad ideas.



Its a shame for them the Kiddo Butai is now in range.



The Kido Butai is near Fiji – and finds their favourate prey, Battleships!



And behind the Battleships, the heavily laden troop transports!



We lose some of the straggling planes.



More letters to send home.



This guess of mine has saved thousands of Japanese lives.



We murder more Kiwis. These guys are wiped out by attrition.







Once again I get lucky and find a loaded troop transport and its battleship escort!



No battleships, I must sort this.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

quote:

4004 casualties reported

another glorious day for the Corps

megane
Jun 20, 2008



:smith: "Uh, sir, the convoy has been wiped out. ...again."
:bahgawd: "Impossible!"
:smith: "T-that's what you said the last time, sir."
:bahgawd: "Don't interrupt me! All right, line up another convoy. 20 AKs and 1 DD for escort, just like the last one. This time they're sure to get through."

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
I know it's easy to roll your eyes at the AI sometimes in these games, but I'd much prefer people giving theories as to how things like this could have happened in the real world. I know the USA has a massive industrial advantage, but what if the generals really were super venal or forced into bad decision-making by service rivalry or political pressure. It's almost disappointing that the historical American performance was so efficient, it would be nice to think about how a corrupt, hosed up American Command could botch their great material advantage.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
The yellow press told them that Luganville was the key to the Pacific and a mass popular outcry forces them to keep attacking it. Now that they've lost like 15,000 troops doing so, the outcry has shifted to "We can't let all those marines drown for nothing" so they just keep going, but they keep rushing every invasion in an attempt to mollify the public.

Lord Koth
Jan 8, 2012

megane posted:

:smith: "Uh, sir, the convoy has been wiped out. ...again."
:bahgawd: "Impossible!"
:smith: "T-that's what you said the last time, sir."
:bahgawd: "Don't interrupt me! All right, line up another convoy. 20 AKs and 1 DD for escort, just like the last one. This time they're sure to get through."

It's like the Tokyo Express in reverse, except even worse.

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

7 April 1943

US destroyer Aaron Ward (this one), badly damaged by JNAF dive bombers and sank while under tow to Tulagi. Aaron Ward had narrowly survived the Naval Battle of Guadalcanal five months earlier.

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug

vyelkin posted:

The yellow press told them that Luganville was the key to the Pacific and a mass popular outcry forces them to keep attacking it. Now that they've lost like 15,000 troops doing so, the outcry has shifted to "We can't let all those marines drown for nothing" so they just keep going, but they keep rushing every invasion in an attempt to mollify the public.

A literal sunk-cost fallacy. :v:

Also, MacArthur is probably involved in some way (maybe he is in charge instead of Nimitz). He vowed "I shall return" to Luganville.

whitewhale
Feb 21, 2013
You may not have sunk any BB's but those two torps and a fire on the Washington is nothing to be scoffed at, it was one of the newest BB's of the war and sending it for repairs for a while isn't a bad outcome.

Providing tomorrow doesn't finish her off anyway! Two South Dakota's on the loose could do some serious damage if they haven't turned back for repairs.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Wiki page for the USS Washington posted:

Washington suffered no losses to hostile action during the entire course of the war, although she had some close calls: she was almost hit by "Long Lance" torpedoes off Guadalcanal, and was hit once by enemy ordnance, a 5-inch shell that passed through her radar antenna without detonation.


Not anymore, ha ha ha ha ha :unsmigghh:

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Not bad! That's a lot of mauled Allied troops.. And transports.. Think there's any chance of getting the BB's in the next few days and sweeping up their remaining forces in the area or they likely to have skedaddled?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Air-dropped torpedoes should send them heading straight towards a safe harbour, so they're probably continuing on their mission as planned.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
How comes the Japanese fighters are that bad against US bombers ? Didn't the Zero have 20mm cannons ?

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Hammerstein posted:

How comes the Japanese fighters are that bad against US bombers ? Didn't the Zero have 20mm cannons ?

Two of them ! With a low muzzle velocity and 80 rounds each ! So not so much as you'd think.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Hammerstein posted:

How comes the Japanese fighters are that bad against US bombers ? Didn't the Zero have 20mm cannons ?

It did, but Liberators were pretty well armed (10 50mm cannons), were designed so they could take a bunch of damage and keep flying, and were high altitude bombers, and the Zero wasn't as effective at high altitudes.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

:bahgawd: "If we keep throwing wave after wave of men at them, the Oreintals will hit their kill limit and deactivate".

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






Clunk!



Awww. Boom.







We sight the burning battleships.



We sink one, but the flak cruiser hammers us – and is a much more valuable target!



We get to close to Fiji and they send a grab bag of fighters after us – to good effect.







We bring down a load more fighters in Burma.



Two liberators? It must be xmas!







We lose more planes than I would like today.



I think its worth it.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
This is going to end with the USA having no navy and Japan having no air force.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
the last pilot flying the last plane drops the last bomb to sink the last ship carrying the last marine

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

edit: actually, scratch that, I can't do math.

Still, I'm pretty sure that the Americans have lost half of the battleships they get from both the South Dakota and North Carolina classes. Not counting those from the Iowa class that have yet to be seen, they are quickly running out of fast battleships.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Apr 8, 2017

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

Epicurius posted:

It did, but Liberators were pretty well armed (10 50mm cannons), were designed so they could take a bunch of damage and keep flying, and were high altitude bombers, and the Zero wasn't as effective at high altitudes.

50mm is 2 inches, which would be quite a sight. (.50 cal is 12.7mm)

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Velius
Feb 27, 2001
I don't think the CLAA was a better target than the battleships - late war those things are absolutely devastating in shore bombardments and the fast battleships do a great job absorbing bombs for fleet CVs. The US get something like 14 fast battleships for the duration, including 4 Sodak, 4 NC, 4 Iowa, and Alaska/Guam CBs. What's the total battleship sunk tally now?

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