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fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

FaradayCage posted:

Of course Bagley plays Warhammer.

quote:

In Greek myth, dragon's teeth feature prominently in the legends of the Phoenician prince Cadmus and in Jason's quest for the Golden Fleece. In each case, the dragons are real and breathe fire. Their teeth, once planted, would grow into fully armed warriors.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

alternately,

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017


I think he's referring to the symbol on their shields.

Which, if true, reflects poorly Bagley, because that is actually an Orcish symbol, not a Nehekharan one. :colbert:

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

I think he's referring to the symbol on their shields.

Which, if true, reflects poorly Bagley, because that is actually an Orcish symbol, not a Nehekharan one. :colbert:

Oh lol I didn't even spot that

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

The unmasked names, of people associated with Donald Trump, were then sent to all those at the National Security Council, some at the Defense Department, then-Director of National Intelligence James Clapper and then-CIA Director John Brennan – essentially, the officials at the top, including former Rice deputy Ben Rhodes.

Wow, those don't sound like people who need to know, or have high-level security clearance.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

*gasp* not dandelion colored crayola crowns!? My outrage can only be so uncontained

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Sinners Sandwich posted:

*gasp* not dandelion colored crayola crowns!? My outrage can only be so uncontained

oh yellow crayon, only YOU know what REALLY happened

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

Sinners Sandwich posted:

*gasp* not dandelion colored crayola crowns!? My outrage can only be so uncontained

Real talk, I'm actually shocked that conservatives aren't still crying that they changed "Flesh" to "Peach".

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


Does Lester understand that if you somehow got a hand of all jokers, it'd be the highest possible hand? Or does he just think that little of his readers?

And then Putin somehow decided not to fold despite seeing Obama's unbeatable hand. Also they're apparently playing strip poker and with chips at the same time, somehow.

Craft your drat metaphors better you hack! :argh: And I even weakly agree with Lester on this one, that Obama's indecisive Syria policy probably strengthened Russian influence there.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Abyssal Squid posted:

Does Lester understand that if you somehow got a hand of all jokers, it'd be the highest possible hand? Or does he just think that little of his readers?

And then Putin somehow decided not to fold despite seeing Obama's unbeatable hand. Also they're apparently playing strip poker and with chips at the same time, somehow.

Craft your drat metaphors better you hack! :argh: And I even weakly agree with Lester on this one, that Obama's indecisive Syria policy probably strengthened Russian influence there.

I'd say that Russia's strong presence was the cause of Obama backing off.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011



I was scorned in a fake-news hurricane
and I hooooowled at the morning voting pain

Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiiight now
in fact it's a bash!
Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiight now
gently caress Trumpin' crap fasc
it's a bash bash bash!

I was raaaaaaised on a toothless, lib'ral rag
I was schooooooled with a right-wing fed on my back

Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiiight now
in fact it's a bash!
Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiight now
gently caress Trumpin' crap fasc
it's a bash bash bash!

I was dooooown, I was spent up and filled with dread
I felt clowned, one defeat and dems were dead
And I frowned at the bums of a Nazi cred
(yeah yeah yeah)
I then pound, that fucker right in his head
(right in his head)
Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiiight now
in fact it's a bash!
But it's aaaaaaalt riiiiight now
gently caress Trumpin' crap fasc
it's a bash bash bash!

Trumpin' crap fasc, it's aa bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Pants Donkey posted:



I was scorned in a fake-news hurricane
and I hooooowled at the morning voting pain

Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiiight now
in fact it's a bash!
Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiight now
gently caress Trumpin' crap fasc
it's a bash bash bash!

I was raaaaaaised on a toothless, lib'ral rag
I was schooooooled with a right-wing fed on my back

Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiiight now
in fact it's a bash!
Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiight now
gently caress Trumpin' crap fasc
it's a bash bash bash!

I was dooooown, I was spent up and filled with dread
I felt clowned, one defeat and dems were dead
And I frowned at the bums of a Nazi cred
(yeah yeah yeah)
I then pound, that fucker right in his head
(right in his head)
Cuz it's aaaaaaalt riiiiiight now
in fact it's a bash!
But it's aaaaaaalt riiiiight now
gently caress Trumpin' crap fasc
it's a bash bash bash!

Trumpin' crap fasc, it's aa bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash
Trumpin' crap fasc, it's a bash


:golfclap:

I just want you to know I appreciate the fact that these song parodies match up well with the original meter.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Speaking of music, I feel like an rear end in a top hat for not thinking of posting this the minute I heard about the bombings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_cjaVFIiI&t=77s

Now my post has a Tinsley-like delay in its timing.

Man, an insane lagomorph would make a way better president.

Fates End
Oct 17, 2009
Two Things Happened.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Fates End posted:

Two Things Happened.

Three things.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Lurdiak posted:

Speaking of music, I feel like an rear end in a top hat for not thinking of posting this the minute I heard about the bombings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_cjaVFIiI&t=77s

Now my post has a Tinsley-like delay in its timing.

Man, an insane lagomorph would make a way better president.

I'm too busy right now, but check in 2020

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

Donald Trump founded Skeleton Fraternity. I did NOT see that twist coming. :monocle:

Yeah I thought George W. Bush was the Skull 'n' Bones guy.

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah I thought George W. Bush was the Skull 'n' Bones guy.

Lmao like Skull and Bones would let a low-class nouveau riche ogre like donald anywhere near them.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Aw come on, the least you could have done was draw Assad as a lion.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

His elephants remind me of Asay's.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Assad crosses Trump's line – Chris Riddell on the Syrian chemical attack and America’s response"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008



Health care is dead, but the Republicans are trying to exhume it? What? Is this supposed to be about the AHCA or is the cartoonist just that dense?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

A literal moving the goalposts toon, wow.

Fates End
Oct 17, 2009

ToxicFrog posted:

Health care is dead, but the Republicans are trying to exhume it? What? Is this supposed to be about the AHCA or is the cartoonist just that dense?

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man

Cloud Potato posted:


Sunday Times:


Why is that guy trying to force the Syrian tombstone up his rear end?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Science Rocket posted:

Why is that guy trying to force the Syrian tombstone up his rear end?

:britain:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

:worship: My meager politoon song parodies wither before your might.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
e: nm

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
grant us eyes

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

jfc

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden


Holy gently caress.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017





Years ago, I used to think that Mallard Fillmore was a pretty formidable strip that was on the level of Doonesbury.

Seeing it posted here on a regular basis has pretty decisively shown that it's just the drunken, sometimes incoherent ramblings of an old man.

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

lol, good edit

this is gonna go right next to Bleached Bones in the best edits compilations

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Today's hard-hitting conservative news topic: women can't drive

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

i wonder why mallard isn't able to drive himself, what could possibly be preventing that

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

Has this thread finally broken me, or does that Dry Bones literally show a kindly, smiling Assad gassing "pests" (ie his own people) with sarin?

Am I missing the intended meaning? I checked Cagle and it's not an edit so I HAVE to just be dumb and sleep deprived or something. That can't be the correct interpretation of that loving comic.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the comic means "assad bad man, also :gas:"

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