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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



... New York to Paris?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

“very few roads“

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Zereth posted:

... New York to Paris?

Paris, Texas.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Ha ha! It's funny because Sluggo is a child whose legal guardians are only around on holidays and never use their income to contribute to his upkeep and the only way he can eat is if other families in the neighborhood share meals with him because he's got too much moral fiber to accept government assistance and CPS is a joke!


Luann


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That Luann story could have turned out far, far worse at least. She could have faced no repercussions and gotten the number. And then Piro could have not questioned it.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Scott Adams appears to have some unhealthy attitudes about women.





Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Subtle political commentary from Fingerpori:

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth

I think I had that Bangles shirt.

James looks tired.

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (April, 1916)

http://www.stopstreetharassment.org/2017/02/join-international-anti-street-harassment-week/

Outbursts of Everett True (August, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (July, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (July, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (June, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (December, 1940)


Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)


Archie (December, 1955, click for big)


Feiffer (1972, click for big)


Andy Capp (April, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (October, 1971, click for big)


Pyton


Dick Tracy (February, 2006, click for big)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Nope. :stare:

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
Here's an article on the race

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/paris-or-bust-the-great-new-york-to-paris-auto-race-of-1908-116784616/

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Is that Seattle to Valdez part the comedy Bugs Bunny "I must've taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque" trap option?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

quote:

On Wednesday, April 8, the Flyer touched Alaskan soil. The welcoming committee consisted of the entire population of Valdez, few of whom had ever seen a car. Schuster wasted no time investigating the Valdez-Fairbanks Trail in a single-horse sleigh, and concluded that the only way to cross Alaska in a car would be to dismantle it and ship the parts by dogsled. The Parisian race committee abandoned the idea of Alaska and the Bering Strait and directed the Americans to return to Seattle. Their new plan called for the cars to sail to Vladivostok and drive to Paris from there. While the Americans were still at sea, their competitors, including the ever-troubled Protos, arrived in Seattle and set sail for Russia. Then the Americans lost time getting their Russian visas in order. The Flyer had been the first to arrive on the Pacific coast but was now the last to leave, a few weeks behind the competition.

Also...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxL4WW97Io

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Julet Esqu posted:

What? How does that follow? Are writers particularly well known for their fondness of visiting Indian reservations?
Why? Are you some kind of glassblower or something?

F Minus



Mary Worth



:barf:

Rex Morgan MD



This bus driver sure knows a lot of personal information about the Morgans.

Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
This MW arc is to cruises and how :sparkles: wonderful :sparkles: they are as the current Spiderman arc is to "wait, Ronan might be able to...help us defeat the Sentry?!"

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
I am kind of in awe of how little is happening in this Mary Worth arc. Just a multi-week story about how great cruises are. No jokes, no drama, just boat. I know the comic is just meddle-porn for old people, but even so.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



While 196 is roughly the number of states in the UN, only 190 of those are recognised as being sovereign, and not all of them are definable as countries. :eng101:

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
This Mary Worth story arc brought to us by Oasis of the Seas, who, evidently, know exactly how to access their target demographic.

Zits



Reply All



The main character of Reply All, Lizzie, "is a high up kinda person at a public relations firm". I gleaned this from an interview Donna Lewis did in the Washington Post. Donna Lewis is a Washington DC based lawyer who is disconcertingly just as bad at spelling as she is at illustrating. She also sells artwork.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Ghostlight posted:

While 196 is roughly the number of states in the UN, only 190 of those are recognised as being sovereign, and not all of them are definable as countries. :eng101:
It's actually way more complicated than that. There's 193 UN member states, while the US recognizes 195 sovereign states, but lists around 250 when applying for a visa. There's also a bunch that can be considered at least partially sovereign and others that are disputed. 196 is a pretty fair number to go with really.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Yikes! I meant to take a short break after the first Star Trek storyline wrapped up, but between technical difficulties and unexpectedly busy weekends, my break turned out to be pretty long. But now I'm back! Let's get into it!

Masters of the Universe









Star Trek
New storyline today! The collection has dubbed this story "Dilithium Dilemma." After this arc is over, storylines will be named in the comic itself. I'm probably the only one who cares about that. Let's see some Klingons! :j:







Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Who would have thought that kissing the priest would have gotten Xiulan so worked up?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

Who would have thought that kissing the priest would have gotten Xiulan so worked up?

:gonk: WHATS WRONG WITH HER HAND?!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club


The art on this comic is so offensively bad.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic




Radio Patrol




Rip Kirby




Big Ben Bolt

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon (Mar 31, 1996)


1999 Spider-Man

I'm not sure that MJ cheesecake is quite gratuitous enough.







Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Der Shovel posted:

Subtle political commentary from Fingerpori:


That comparison is offensive to monkeys and apes!

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


I thought that today would be Chuck Berry, but turns out it's gonna be May 7th.

Today's Dogg


Dustin


Mandrake


Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
I really really like that Phoebe.

Baldo


Wizard of Id


Big Nate

I might know a guy who's available...


Speaking of, here's your double-dose of random Wallace



Curtis

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Feb. 17, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Feb. 17, 1985)

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


Understanding Chaos

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Oops, forgot yesterday's comics.

The Classic Dinette Set is better safe than sorry.


Working Daze has some happy mattresses, anyway.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix mixes genres.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Outland






Ripley's

Marclay also made a limited run of a vinyl record titled Footsteps, which contained the audio of people walking through a particular location (can't recall which). He then lined the floor of an art installation with the records, so that visitors would have no way to traverse it without walking across the surface of the records. I believe they were given out to visitors at the end of the exhibit.

Dick Tracy












Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



I'd like Mark Trail more if every Sunday was just poorly drawn Cthulhu Mythos entities.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus


computer angel posted:

This Mary Worth story arc brought to us by Oasis of the Seas, who, evidently, know exactly how to access their target demographic.
Since this story began I've half thought this might actually be viral marketing for the cruise industry, which I think would be a brilliant idea on the part of King Features. I am not sure that's been tried before. I mean the syndicates have tried to cash in on their properties, but I'm not so sure they've tried to use them to advertise like that.

I hate marketing as much as anyone, but I think it's an interesting idea to try.

Mary Worth



The big drama in this story is that he's going to smoke, isn't it?

Rex Morgan MD



Jungle Jim

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Apr 9, 2017

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Haifisch posted:

1999 Spider-Man

I'm not sure that MJ cheesecake is quite gratuitous enough.









Newspaper Spidey is being competent!


SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom


I love that these guys just turn up every once in a while to rough people up, steal everybody's poo poo, and leave. But while they're there they're also explaining to the natives how Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Julet Esqu posted:

But while they're there they're also explaining to the natives how Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

I wish. I'm pretty sure we're in for a hamfisted Boko Haram take.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The contrast between :sparkles: luxurious :sparkles: Caribbean cruises and Finnish "get shitfaced with tax-free beer while listening a cover band or playing bingo" always amuses me.

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