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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
If anyone is interested in the Pakistani sex industry and how they make it work while still being faithful Muslims, I recommend The Dancing Girls of Lahore by Louise Brown. It's fantastic.

also Indian anime (or maybe I should say "anime Indians" have a disturbing lack of plumpy holes:




also gently caress whoever did this:

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I know lots of indian dudes that like anime. They draw gay anime porn.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

What is the maximum amount of cultural appropriation one could squeeze into a DeviantArt image

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

What are creepy Indian dudes' opinions about the new Indian Pink Power Ranger?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The MSJ posted:

What are creepy Indian dudes' opinions about the new Indian Pink Power Ranger?

they are probably pissed off that she has a job and it's not being a housewife

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That's not entirely true. They seem to love furiously masturbating to any women who works as an actress.

I heard when Quantico first started, ads for it were all over India because it stars Priyanka Chopra (who may or may not be part of the huge Chopra movie industry clan).

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Canieatyourboobs

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
Blobslikeforfuckking

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

unpacked robinhood posted:

Superbowl to you, goodboob madam

kick boxing

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

La Brea Carpet posted:

The one dude slipping in "It's against nature. I hate it." makes me wonder what the picture is.

I just assumed he was talking about butt sex

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

also gently caress whoever did this:


Smokum peace pipe with me senpai, uguu~

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

Superbowl to you, goodboob madam

Is this the new have u got stairs in your house?

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Does he mean that stuffing multiple dicks into the navel will expand it enough to gently caress? Or is this some bodymod jewelry thing

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Does he mean that stuffing multiple dicks into the navel will expand it enough to gently caress? Or is this some bodymod jewelry thing

you know the answer already you just don't want to admit it

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Because of the Seinfeld muffin top episode I can only read it as "Superbowl... TO YOU!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7hGMMIyfE

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Does he mean that stuffing multiple dicks into the navel will expand it enough to gently caress? Or is this some bodymod jewelry thing

Its the dick one. I seriously think they're trying to gently caress belly buttons because they're just that desperate for some lady touching.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
That's sooo milky

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
And also oily.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Haiku for Bhabu

Spill milk on bhabi
Seed glistens in her navel
fac fac fac boob cum

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

No

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

~~jerking till i got to know that i am a sex lover not imaginer~~

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

come on u lesbo than i fac ur mlik hole

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert
The Times of India's relationship advice section is p good.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/My-boyfriend-forced-himself-on-me/articleshow/48198628.cms

quote:

Question: A few months ago, I met a guy and we grew close over time. I don't know exactly when it turned into a relationship, but before I knew, he kissed me. We had an argument about it and he immediately apologized. I had mentioned it to him that I didn't intend to get sexually involved until our families knew about the relationship and he obliged too.

But after few days of completing 7 months, we were at his place and he forced himself on me. It was the first for me since I was a virgin. We used to hang out previously also at his place, but this was the first time he did such a thing. He didn't even seek my permission. And, all this happened in spite of my decision of not getting physical with him until our families know about our relationship.

He is actually a good guy, but he always hurries up things. I still can't make up my mind on how could someone do such a thing to a person? My instincts suggest that I should be wary of him and end the relationship before it gets too late. But, at the same time, I'll miss the time spent with him. Please help me figure out what can be the right reaction for this situation. - By Anonymous

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/My-boyfriend-wants-me-to-baby-him/articleshow/48526213.cms

Goon marriage

quote:

Question: When I started dating my boyfriend (who's 5 years elder to me), my friends told me that we might end up having a generation gap of sorts, but the way things have unfolded; I am facing a whole new problem altogether! The deal is that he was pretty attached to his mother while she was alive, but after her demise he expects me to 'baby him' and look after his needs like a mother would. Now, while I am an extremely caring girlfriend, I am not cut out for mothering a 30-year-old. Please enlighten me about how to set his expectations right because I fear I might end up being just a mother to him!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/i-am-committed-but-stare-at-girls/articleshow/57590496.cms

quote:

Question: I am 22-year-old man and I've been in a relationship since 6 years. I love my girlfriend and am very loyal to her. She is very beautiful, loves me a lot and is a great partner, but nowadays I have developed this strange habit of staring at other girls and end up getting attracted to them even if they are average looking. Why is this happening with me? Is this a normal scenario with all men? I feel very guilty inside and get depressed by thinking about it. I would never want to lose my girlfriend. Please help! - By Anonymous

hahahaha

EDIT:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/Is-my-husband-gay/articleshow/47079755.cms

quote:

Question: I have never spoken about this issue before, but I suspect that my husband is gay. I have been married for the last 3 years and his guy friends always accompany us on our outings, be it a movie date, a vacation or any other celebration. Not only that, he even goes out to meet them after work for drinks and comes back really late in the night. Initially, I didn't get bothered about the same, but now it is getting too much to handle. I crave for some lone time with him. He barely gets intimate with me. Mostly we get intimate when he has to go out with his friends and it feels like compensation sex. Could he be gay? - Anonymous

Haier fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Apr 10, 2017

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


Looks like a phone number.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
People keep saying India has more English speakers than any other country in the world, but I just don't see how that can be true after reading these

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

ElGroucho posted:

People keep saying India has more English speakers than any other country in the world, but I just don't see how that can be true after reading these

The most common test worldwide to see if someone can speak english is asking them "can you speak english" to which most people will reply "yes". Even in Germany, where a lot of people legit can speak pretty passable english, you wouldn't believe how many people seriously overestimate their real ability. India is no exeption to this.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
big nipples , big life

& also thanks for armpit lick

unbieliveable...!...best thread , best lifes

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


ElGroucho posted:

People keep saying India has more English speakers than any other country in the world, but I just don't see how that can be true after reading these

The bar for speaking a language on these surveys tends to be ANY level of familiarity with it, even if it's like in old X-Men comics where they only know like four basic words in a language.

Because I read a bunch of X-Men comics I always put down that I speak 6+ languages.

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010

Son of Rodney posted:

The most common test worldwide to see if someone can speak english is asking them "can you speak english" to which most people will reply "yes". Even in Germany, where a lot of people legit can speak pretty passable english, you wouldn't believe how many people seriously overestimate their real ability. India is no exeption to this.

Actually I have the opposite experience with German people. Even though many of them speak decent English, sometimes they are unwilling to speak it or claim that they don't speak English because they think that it is not good enough. At least that's what it comes off across.

I think that the degree of overestimation might depend on the country.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


That led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpvNGSiq6E

Is this guy Indian James Bond?

RaceFat
Jul 12, 2004
just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

necroid
May 14, 2009

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

lmao

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

This loving rules.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Super bowl to you hot dad.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

gently caress yeah

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

Good god.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

Superbowl to you friend!

Retrovertigoes
Apr 25, 2010

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

HotDad is a 2004?

Glorious Mr. Dad, glorious!

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

Zombiepop posted:

Superbowl to you friend!

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