Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

Foxtrot

# ? Apr 9, 2017 19:40

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# ? May 14, 2024 05:07

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

So she's utterly terrible, nobody finds out about it, and the Luannverse rewards her for her awfulness. Great.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 19:47

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

And He Did. (April, 1916)

Outbursts of Everett True (August, 1916)

Doings of the Duffs. (July, 1918, click for big)

The Gay Thirties (July, 1935, click for big))

They'll Do It Every Time (July, 1940, click for big)

Mopsy (December, 1940)

Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)

Archie (December, 1955, click for big)

Feiffer (1972, click for big)

Andy Capp (April, 1971, click for big)

Wee Pals (October, 1971, click for big)

Dick Tracy (February, 2006, click for big)

# ? Apr 9, 2017 19:53

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Flash Gordon (April 9, 2017)

Flash Gordon (April 7, 1996)

1999 Spider-Man

# ? Apr 9, 2017 20:11

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Blondie - Dagwood pwns those dumb millennials

# ? Apr 9, 2017 20:27

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

# ? Apr 9, 2017 20:33

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Haifisch posted:

Good thing it's a pre-9/11 world, so he won't need Obama's help to get on the plane.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 20:48

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Kennel posted:

Good thing it's a pre-9/11 world, so he won't need Obama's help to get on the plane.

Since the Washington Monument is in the middle of a big empty field, I'm not sure what he's swinging on though.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 21:38

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Reply All

Zits

# ? Apr 9, 2017 21:43

treasureplane: Jul 12, 2008; throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

King Aroo (January 29, 1952)

Nancy (March 16, 1944)

Wash Tubbs (November 14, 1929)

Gasoline Alley (December 13, 1923)

Lil' Abner (August 11, 1937)

Barney Google (December 14, 1922)

Alley Oop (March 15, 1934)

# ? Apr 9, 2017 22:05

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Hi & Lois getting political again

But how would you fund the public library without taxes

# ? Apr 9, 2017 22:34

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

They made him loving look like Hagar the Horrible but goddamn Hagar didn't do all that poo poo. He loving plundered all his gold.

Eat my squirty poo poo, Hi AND lois.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 22:44

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Plundering is a harder job than cutting wood

# ? Apr 9, 2017 22:47

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

I didn't say it wasn't.

I'm just saying Hi and Lois is a poo poo comic and I'd like to see them get overrun by barbarians.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 01:01

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts (April 10-11 and 19, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Hey look, the whole family showed up for the first time in forever!

See you next year!

Speaking of which, here's Crankshaft, Featuring Full-of-poo poo Time-Travelling Failure Artist Les Moore

Pretty good advice. drat shame he doesn't actually follow it himself.

"...But only about cancer."

# ? Apr 10, 2017 03:13

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Gil

Heathcliff

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

I chose to read this one as "lunar obit."

Pibgorn

# ? Apr 10, 2017 03:50

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set works the system.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is another brick in the wall.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is pretty deep.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 03:58

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

The Amazing Spider-Man

Well, he sure got big.

Sally Forth

The Heart of Juliet Jones

Prince Valiant

Phantom Classic

Big Ben Bolt

# ? Apr 10, 2017 04:22

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I've been out of town this weekend. I'd like to take this opportunity to say "gently caress you Bernice" again.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 04:57

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy

I still have a really hard time picking out edits, but this seems like one.

e: good lord it isn't. Is this ironic or not?

# ? Apr 10, 2017 05:02

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

I chose to read this one as "lunar obit."

I support that reading.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 05:52

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Agatha Christie posted:

�I don't know why dogs always go for postmen, I'm sure," continued our guide.
"It's a matter of reasoning," said Poirot. "The dog, he argues from reason. He is intelligent; he makes his deductions according to his point of view. There are people who may enter a house and there are people who may not - that a dog soon learns. Eh bien, who is the person who most persistently tries to gain admission, rattling on the door twice or three times a day - and who is never by any chance admitted? The postman. Clearly, then, an undesirable guest from the point of view of the master of the house. He is always sent about his business, but he persistently returns and tries again. Then a dog's duty is clear, to aid in driving this undesirable man away, and to bite him if possible. A most reasonable proceeding.�
― Agatha Christie, Dumb Witness

# ? Apr 10, 2017 06:26

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Dustin

what the gently caress is Meg's problem

poo poo like this is why I hate SJWs

if you don't like the violent videogame then leave the loving room

don't tell Dustin what he can and cannot do

# ? Apr 10, 2017 07:23

Andorra: Dec 12, 2012

Mister Olympus posted:

I still have a really hard time picking out edits, but this seems like one.

e: good lord it isn't. Is this ironic or not?

I don't know, there's been some strips earlier that have Moonmaid and Honeymoon calling each other with Japanese terms (complete with Translator Notes). Not saying it's any less weird and jarring of course

# ? Apr 10, 2017 09:16

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

I forgot if we had any evidence of the parents being loving.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 09:28

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Well, who cares?

# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:55

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Nancy

Today's Dogg

Mandrake

Reminder: this happened "years ago" and Mandrake never told Narda that he met aliens.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 11:29

Laputanmachine: Oct 31, 2010; by Smythe

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Hi & Lois getting political again

But how would you fund the public library without taxes

You don't, that's the point. Get rid of libraries and the hard-working bookstores won't have to close their doors and people can keep their jobs.

Because no one buys books if they are free in the library, you see.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 11:29

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

Viivi & Wagner

# ? Apr 10, 2017 11:39

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Dustin

what the gently caress is Meg's problem

poo poo like this is why I hate SJWs

if you don't like the violent videogame then leave the loving room

don't tell Dustin what he can and cannot do

...Like whom?

# ? Apr 10, 2017 11:43

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts (April 10-11 and 19, 1970)

And just like that, Lucy goes from being a strawwoman to someone who is more pleasant to be around than actual modern tumblr feminists.

Tracksuit

At first I thought this was one was just a random pop culture reference.

But I'm pretty sure it's actually military humor about the preeminent importance of dress codes above all other regulations.

Mother From Another Country

Dialect makes a return visit.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 11:56

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis Classic (Feb. 18, 1995)

Garfield Classic (Feb. 18, 1985)

# ? Apr 10, 2017 12:15

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Dustin

what the gently caress is Meg's problem

poo poo like this is why I hate SJWs

if you don't like the violent videogame then leave the loving room

don't tell Dustin what he can and cannot do

You can totally single out two discrete things.

1. Dustin is a bad comic.
2. The artist is being held hostage.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 12:25

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth

Good guy colourist!

# ? Apr 10, 2017 12:26

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

The gently caress, did she have a stroke in panel two?

# ? Apr 10, 2017 13:19

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Mister Olympus posted:

I still have a really hard time picking out edits, but this seems like one.

e: good lord it isn't. Is this ironic or not?

I think Curtis finds it funny to mingle 1920s character designs (Harold Teen and his supporting cast) with more modern stuff.

Buni

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

Edge of Travelogue

Needless to say, there was no Don the Beachcomber's in Hawaii in 1937. I guess Allen and/or Vorderbrug are looking for ways to write off their Hawaiian vacation.

And once again, Sam seems more interested in finding alcohol than seeking out adventure.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 13:26

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me