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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Kept waiting for him to smash an egg into it.

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lavaca
Jun 11, 2010
I was going to call it "7-Layer Hot Dog", but apparently that's been taken.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Now THAT'S a sandwich!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
I like how the lid closed on its own over the person's hand to stop them

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g

Kind of them to serve it in a trash bag.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
It's like a human feedbag. Just strap to face and enjoy!




I think this is "huevos" "rancheros"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

La Brea Carpet posted:

It's like a human feedbag. Just strap to face and enjoy!




I think this is "huevos" "rancheros"

What do you have to wash this awful taste out of my mouth?!

We have Shocktop, or crab juice.

Ugh! Yuck! Ugghhh! I'll take a crab juice!

you may die
Dec 15, 2013

The Snoo posted:

oven roasted brussels sprouts are my favorite way to eat them (and a lot of vegetables!) but those just look overcooked and burnt, yikes

The great thing about Brussels Sprouts is the more burnt they look the better they are, within reason I'm sure, but I personally have never overcooked sprouts. Those ones look fine. Dunno about the rest of the plate but I'm sure it tastes fine.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g

That looks like the setup for a specially cruel extreme eating challenge.



1) Faggots, mash, and the last peas that were pinballing around the freezer of a dying seaside cafe?

2) 70 Euros at one of the swankiest restaurants in Paris?

Full evisceration here.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g

I started whispering "no" at the screen. Like I thought, "he has to be done, the bag's full" but then he slaps a slice of ham on top and just keeps going.

Maslovo
Oct 12, 2016

Today's Ripley's believe it or not!


Brand new! in 2013.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

I like how the lid closed on its own over the person's hand to stop them

lmfao

Maslovo posted:

Today's Ripley's believe it or not!


Brand new! in 2013.

i never seen a pizza looks like a city

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Otana posted:

I started whispering "no" at the screen. Like I thought, "he has to be done, the bag's full" but then he slaps a slice of ham on top and just keeps going.

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: he slaps a slice of ham on top and just keeps going

I said it about the previous video too, but it's like it gets worse with every second of the video :magical:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




you may die posted:

The great thing about Brussels Sprouts is the more burnt they look the better they are, within reason I'm sure, but I personally have never overcooked sprouts. Those ones look fine. Dunno about the rest of the plate but I'm sure it tastes fine.

I like a bit of green in my vegetables, haha

I agree though, I like to put them cut-side down and they almost fry in the oil I toss them in, they taste amazing

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

sweeperbravo posted:

i never seen a pizza looks like a city
Inspired by pizza city, I must run it though Google image search.

This seems almost cheating.


Bonus: Apparently its best if you don't dine anywhere calling itself Pizza City. Or maybe just avoid low light photos of greasy things.

Photo of Pizza City - Terre Haute, IN, United States. "Knots"

I was really expecting a model city made out of pizza. Oh well.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



why some would make a cinemagraph of this I do not know...

because it owns, actually

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Maslovo posted:

Today's Ripley's believe it or not!


Brand new! in 2013.

What a lovingly rendered net of baked mayonnaise

zedprime posted:

Bonus: Apparently its best if you don't dine anywhere calling itself Pizza City. Or maybe just avoid low light photos of greasy things.

Photo of Pizza City - Terre Haute, IN, United States. "Knots"

these look like prolapses.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g



Data Graham posted:

Kept waiting for him to smash an egg into it.

:douche:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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zedprime posted:

Bonus: Apparently its best if you don't dine anywhere calling itself Pizza City. Or maybe just avoid low light photos of greasy things.

Photo of Pizza City - Terre Haute, IN, United States. "Knots"

I was really expecting a model city made out of pizza. Oh well.

I did a project for school this semester which included looking at multiple images of human botfly larvae extractions, and well, you know the rest.

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


Carnival of Shrews posted:

That looks like the setup for a specially cruel extreme eating challenge.



1) Faggots, mash, and the last peas that were pinballing around the freezer of a dying seaside cafe?

2) 70 Euros at one of the swankiest restaurants in Paris?

Full evisceration here.

Thanks, I love how the hatred just steams off the review.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Carnival of Shrews posted:

Why did I think this might in in jest?

I dunno, I lived there a long time and the whole country is antifoodporn.jpg

Carnival of Shrews posted:

(Will leave out the sugar though)

Inauthentic. :colbert:

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g

Wasn't there a challenge tied to this? If you could eat one on your own you would get a second one for free?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g

Why is there a bin for those...uh, small fried strip things when he empties it all out on one "hot dog."

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Roasted is about the only way I can have a good sprout experience. I will leave the maple to other folks, however.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Millennial Sexlord posted:

Ah yes. I'll have the steak tartare please.



Raw beef, egg yolk... That's too many spices I don't feel like it, just serve it like that.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I'm on mobile. I saw loose corn and the sad slap of meat, like when my dad was too disappointed in me to bother slapping the taste out, and what looked like mashed potatoes but I have a sneaking suspicion is actually mayo.

Were those a somehow cheaper, more generic version of French's fried onion bits? What about the bits of stuff from the front bin?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



why some would make a cinemagraph of this I do not know...

Looks like Chef Henny

http://uproxx.com/smokingsection/chef-henny-interview/

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I'm on mobile. I saw loose corn and the sad slap of meat, like when my dad was too disappointed in me to bother slapping the taste out, and what looked like mashed potatoes but I have a sneaking suspicion is actually mayo.

Were those a somehow cheaper, more generic version of French's fried onion bits? What about the bits of stuff from the front bin?

I think there was mash, loose corn, maybe bacon, the depressing slice of ham just slapped on there, those little bits looked like maybe fried noodles that sometimes come on "Asian style salads"... and then I just got too sad trying to identify things and the numbness took over. :(

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It just keeps going. I was ready for him to stop at any time. :smith:

FortMan
Jan 10, 2012

Viva Romanesco!

Think you're man enough to take on this ice-cream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeaH5LAPZsI

FortMan has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Apr 10, 2017

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Stink Terios posted:

Wasn't there a challenge tied to this? If you could eat one on your own you would get a second one for free?

That's second prize. First prize is you don't get a second one for free.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
When he went for more loose corn I started laughing. When he went back for more mashed potatoes I started crying.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
It's a place in Brazil called "Dog Mania".



would

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Millennial Sexlord posted:

It's a place in Brazil called "Dog Mania".



would

More like Dog Psychosis.

And I'm man enough to maybe eat a tenth of that ice-cream monstrosity.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g

:stare: this just keeps loving building. it's hypnotic.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

GrandpaPants posted:

Why is there a bin for those...uh, small fried strip things when he empties it all out on one "hot dog."

they're potato sticks

i've never had a brazilian hot dog but brazilian hamburgers are insanely good

Televisio Frankus
Jun 8, 2010

Millennial Sexlord posted:

When he went for more loose corn I started laughing. When he went back for more mashed potatoes I started crying.

Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the internet post: "Looks bad, Todd."

psutify
Oct 19, 2012


Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Ignoring everything else, why does the burner light up purple?

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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Prism posted:

Ignoring everything else, why does the burner light up purple?

Camera was moving away from this abomination at quite the clip.

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