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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

syscall girl posted:

I blame Gore for our limp-wristed yellow dwarf of a sun.

If we had a god-fearing red giant star we'd have all the carbon we needed right on our doorstep but lieberals say it's too dangerous.



Close enough...

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



red √
giant √
god-fearing ???
star [he's a piece of poo poo, idk]

summary: id like for alex jones to get a restraining order from broadcasting media

idk what else

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/whiotv/status/850472325292187653

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
His face is trying to spell "Ohio."

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

It's more original than copying Jack Nicholson's face, I give him that.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



are we sure this dude isnt like a tim & eric character?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's like a space Hindenburg in slow-mo.

But it’s not burning.

It’s undergoing a nuclear reaction.

THERE IS AN UNSHIELDED NUCLEAR REACTOR RIGHT OVER THERE! :supaburn:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Platystemon posted:

But it’s not burning.

It’s undergoing a nuclear reaction.

THERE IS AN UNSHIELDED NUCLEAR REACTOR RIGHT OVER THERE! :supaburn:

You think that's bad? We're hurtling through space, with nothing protecting us from the vacuum and deadly radiation other than the air, gravity, and magnetism.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You think that's bad? We're hurtling through space, with nothing protecting us from the vacuum and deadly radiation other than the air, gravity, and magnetism.

Your tinfoil hat is 99.9999999999997% empty space.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i wish i was hurtling through space irl

not like earth movin, just me. i wanna be a stellar object and slam myself into another stellar object, ~gravety~

doing it, just wooooaaaaaaaaboom and then the moon is cut in half and destroys everything after

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
my favorite episode of futurama

so many people suffered and toiled to make that beer for bender it must have been pretty sweet just drinking in space until you see god

maybe

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tbh the part of my dream that really gets me going is when the world ends

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



ArtIsResistance posted:

I think that happened in tcc

Yep, a goon overdosed and died in a theater, if I remember correctly.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Regrettable posted:

Yep, a goon overdosed and died in a theater, if I remember correctly.

pls don't doxx every goon and every thread

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Regrettable posted:

Yep, a goon overdosed and died in a theater, if I remember correctly.

A theatrical release from the forums.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
It was the poster's husband who died

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



There was a married dude who died in his car with the windows up, like a dog in the summer.

i dont think ive heard about a goon dying in a theater though

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Powaqoatse posted:

There was a married dude who died in his car with the windows up, like a dog in the summer.



How the gently caress does that happen?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Marcade posted:

Let's just say the books contain the phrase "churn thy butter" an awful lot.

So loving sexy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJxG098afnw

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

whiteyfats posted:

How the gently caress does that happen?

Drugs

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Drugs are not your droogs, horrorshow?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Powaqoatse posted:

There was a married dude who died in his car with the windows up, like a dog in the summer.

And then his wife was in TCC asking if people thought the drugs he died using were okay for her to use, because she was a junkie too.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Slime posted:

And then his wife was in TCC asking if people thought the drugs he died using were okay for her to use, because she was a junkie too.

If youre that deep in the well & the love of your life is gone? I'd be checking out those pills too.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I mean apparently they were to die for.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Fathis Munk posted:

I mean apparently they were to die for.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jesus Christ. :staredog:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Fathis Munk posted:

I mean apparently they were to die for.

:thurman:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:drac:

Ein
Feb 27, 2002
.

Slime posted:

And then his wife was in TCC asking if people thought the drugs he died using were okay for her to use, because she was a junkie too.

It wasn't the same pills, it was a bunch of unknown and unmarked pills she found in the house that her husband maybe kept hidden? She had no clue what they were. I think they had a kid as well, so good times all around.

She also wanted to scam the insurance company.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Regrettable posted:

Yep, a goon overdosed and died in a theater, if I remember correctly.

It wasn't your typical OD. He was getting high off of Imodium. In high doses and with certain things to inhibit enzymes that stop it from being able to cross the blood-brain barrier, it induces an opiate high.

And causes fatal cardiac arrhythmias.

So, yeah, a goon died in a theatre from poop medicine.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Platystemon posted:

Your tinfoil hat is 99.9999999999997% empty space.

Everything is, and theres only one electron holding it together by being in every position at once.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It wasn't your typical OD. He was getting high off of Imodium. In high doses and with certain things to inhibit enzymes that stop it from being able to cross the blood-brain barrier, it induces an opiate high.

And causes fatal cardiac arrhythmias.

So, yeah, a goon died in a theatre from poop medicine.

What the gently caress is wrong with just smoking a little goddamn weed
gently caress

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Ugly In The Morning posted:

It wasn't your typical OD. He was getting high off of Imodium. In high doses and with certain things to inhibit enzymes that stop it from being able to cross the blood-brain barrier, it induces an opiate high.

And causes fatal cardiac arrhythmias.

So, yeah, a goon died in a theatre from poop medicine.

The reason he was brought up was because someone posted an article about people getting high on anti-diarrhea medications.

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

When you literally can't give a crap because you're high:

Addicts Who Can't Get Opioids Are Overdosing on a Diarrhea Drug

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KELCeZhn8So

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Boy survives ride through Saratoga County sewer line

A 14-year-old boy playing with two friends fell into an open sewer main Saturday and took a half-mile-long ride through a dark, smelly, wet sewer line before Saratoga County sheriff's deputies rescued him.

His 20-minute trip through the sewer pipe that traveled under the woods, across a creek and under Route 67 ended loudly.

"It was a curdling scream," Sgt. James Leonard said about the boy's cries for help that led deputies to him.

The deputies pulled the manhole cover off the county sewer line where it passed through the Curtis Industrial Park. They found the boy clutching the metal railings that serve as steps.

http://m.timesunion.com/local/article/Boy-survives-ride-through-Saratoga-County-sewer-11060411.php?cmpid=fbsocialflow

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004


http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/South-Dakota-man-gets-190-fine-for-snake-without-11058196.php

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009



Yep, checks out.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


How do you put a leash on a snake? Serious question.

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