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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

With a slight chance of szzkrrat

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Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I'm shaking with anticipation here. The Sentry is destroying Albuquerque, Ronan is there unconscious, for now?, and the Sentry stopped itself short of destroying Ronan due to its programming. How can the Amazing Spider-man and his unlikely alleys save the world like that???

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we will never find out how

At least Ronan was kind enough to shrink down for easier transport.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Space Crabs posted:

At least Ronan was kind enough to shrink down for easier transport.

Meanwhile, the sentry seems to have grown back up.

Perhaps there's a conservation of mass going on between Ronan and the sentry; when one shrinks the other expand and vice-versa.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Jerusalem posted:

"THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" shouts Spider-Man after spending a week re-explaining the same thing over and over again :allears:

Nonono, he's said the same thing over and over again all week, but nobody's explained poo poo yet.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Nonono, he's said the same thing over and over again all week, but nobody's explained poo poo yet.

That's because there's still no time to explain. He knows how time passes in the newspaper-verse so if he just does it instead of explaining it maybe the arc will actually finish this month.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Where's Venom to drive stick and deliver Ronan to the sentry so it stops SHROOMing everywhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyZh_xg22Qk

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Having implied the presence of a plan over the course of weeks, Spider-Man just grabs Ronan by the legs and uses him a blunt weapon to destroy the Sentry.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

*Spidey throws Ronan into a SHROOM beam, vaporizing him*
"NOW WHAT'RE YOU GOING TO DO SENTRY?!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



OH MY GOD SPIDEY NO

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I see rigor mortis has set in.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God this plan boils down to,"IMMA THROW A CORPSE AT IT!" :lol:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
The sentry's so bored it no longer wants shrooms, only sizzle. :(

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I love the implication that Spidey never gets to be a hero.

Oh, God. That rigid Ronan corpse unconscious body.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


imagine this strip being someone's very first introduction to Newspaper Spider-Man

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Spider-Man loving Hates Cops

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Newspaper Spider-Man is the greatest ever.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

What happened to Ronan's tool?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



they broke that a while ago iirc

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:



OH MY GOD SPIDEY NO

God, another story where planking saves the day. It's so predictable!

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Throwing Ronan at the Corpsegrinder Sentry is the plan? Works for me!

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.

mind the walrus posted:

What happened to Ronan's tool?

Shrinkage sets in after you die.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

someone awful. posted:

imagine this strip being someone's very first introduction to Newspaper Spider-Man

So, an absolutely perfect introduction?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
oh my god :allears:


Alt line: "COME ON ADOPTED SON LET'S PUMP IT"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I don't know much about Ronan, but this has got to be the most undignified portrayal he's ever had.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



ronan always wanted to be a surfboard. spidey's just helping him fulfill his dreams

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





davidspackage posted:

I don't know much about Ronan, but this has got to be the most undignified portrayal he's ever had.

I dunno about that.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

someone awful. posted:

imagine this strip being someone's very first introduction to Newspaper Spider-Man

It probably is, considering this thread got really popular right around the time this story started way back in what feels like 2012 at this point.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I see Spidey learned from his team-up with Wolverine.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rocket and MJ off panel chanting "light as a feather, stiff as a board".

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



X-O posted:

It probably is, considering this thread got really popular right around the time this story started way back in what feels like 2012 at this point.

Everybody fuckin' loves shroomin'.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Gonna print that last panel and hang it on a wall. This is art at its peak.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Did you ever know that Newspaper Spider-Man is my hero?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If I had any skills at all I would Photoshop a giant sub in Spidey's hands instead of Ronan.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Push El Burrito posted:

If I had any skills at all I would Photoshop a giant sub in Spidey's hands instead of Ronan.



This came out more threatening than I was thinking...

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Apr 11, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010




:chanpop:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ArmyOfMidgets posted:



This came out more threatening than I was thinking...

EAT FRESH

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I'm the :stare: face of the black cop.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Bless you, and bless Newspaper Spider-Man :allears:

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


This made my day just a little bit brighter.

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