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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

the best erotic photography is shot in cold weather using a spray hose against park toilets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuqYt3EK-A4&t=494s

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I just want to say that I found out there's porn and escort rings operating on Flickr through this thread, so there's that I guess.

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

I found out that google image searching "fire wedding" gives some great results!

Fart Amplifier
Apr 12, 2003

change my name posted:

I just want to say that I found out there's porn and escort rings operating on Flickr through this thread, so there's that I guess.

Flickr can take you to some weird places

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


I saw these and thought of u

Roma by Juan Figueirido, on Flickr
El Coliseo by Juan Figueirido, on Flickr

bonus

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



I'm the Chill Cougar award

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

bobmarleysghost posted:

I'm the Chill Cougar award

Something something mom joke...

IanTheM
May 22, 2007
He came from across the Atlantic. . .

ianskate posted:

To be fair, the iPhone camera is pretty decent... but uhh, not compared to the other gear he's using as an ego-stroker.

Also it looks like he might be just be rapid firing on auto with the 5D without even looking, and using his phone as the A cam. What a guy. Can't wait to see his 2000 photo Flickr gallery in HDR.

To be fair, using the 5D as a long lens and the iPhone as your wide, isn't completely ridiculous if you don't want to be swapping lenses/carrying two bodies. A pragmatic solution, anyway.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

I would just get a replica or non-working 5D to hang around my neck and look cool so that everyone knows that I mean business when I shoot with my iPhone.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

rio posted:

I would just get a replica or non-working 5D to hang around my neck and look cool so that everyone knows that I mean business when I shoot with my iPhone.

Nah get a large format to tote with you.

Encrypted
Feb 25, 2016

rio
Mar 20, 2008

I thought this thread was for bad photographs?

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
I can ride my bike with no handleba.... Seat.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Drop some acid and life will actually look like that

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

akadajet posted:

the best erotic photography is shot in cold weather using a spray hose against park toilets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuqYt3EK-A4&t=494s

This guy looks like he has gigantic rear end/thighs

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

unpacked robinhood posted:

This guy looks like he has gigantic rear end/thighs

I have heard this guy talk several times and could not imagine that is what he looked like. What is going on here? Is it some weird super wide? Ugh its messing with my head .. his head does not fit that body.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

unpacked robinhood posted:

This guy looks like he has gigantic rear end/thighs

Agreed - he has healthy child-bearing hips. That should have no effect on his abilities as a photographer, so it's just a weird bonus for our point-and-laugh enjoyment.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

unpacked robinhood posted:

This guy looks like he has gigantic rear end/thighs

He's got something unfortunate going on...

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

akadajet posted:

He's got something unfortunate going on...


I hope it's a legit condition because lol, it's like an irl bad photoshop

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I think it's associated with high estrogen but I ain't no doctor so take that with a grain of salt.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

He is just thick. I thought that was popular nowadays?

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
According to him, he had a very goony physique, then lost a bunch of weight, but his hips/thighs didn't get the memo. He's very sensitive about it.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
who wouldn't be sensitive about it.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

nmfree posted:

According to him, he had a very goony physique, then lost a bunch of weight, but his hips/thighs didn't get the memo. He's very sensitive about it.

I was wondering if he lost a bunch of weight. Good for him. I can understand the being sensitive part .. sucks the rest of him didn't get the memo. :(

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

nmfree posted:

According to him, he had a very goony physique, then lost a bunch of weight, but his hips/thighs didn't get the memo. He's very sensitive about it.

Poor fella. At least he gets to see a lot of tits in his career, so life's not all bad eh?

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
That's a good point. He's working in a series of short-term partnerships, not just contracts - each partner supplies something and the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. It's all about the T&A here.

She provides the T, he provides the A

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
As, Ts, As and Ts
As As, Ts Ts As and Ts

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
He could probably fix it if he kept losing weight. His bodies gotta pull energy from somewhere, right.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Sal Cincotta is a photographer who publishes a magazine called Shutter Magazine.

Shutter Magazine holds an annual convention called Shutterfest.

Shutterfest runs a photography competition during this convention. Costs $25 for each entry, multiple entries allowed, $2000 worth of prizes up for grabs.

Who's announced as the grand prize winner of this competition? Why none other than Sal Cincotta of course!

http://shutterfest.com/image-competition-winners-gallery/

He also placed in 7 of the 16 competition categories, completely sweeping one Wedding category.

Someday, I'll be a good enough photographer to win my own photo competitions. :allears:

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Lot to process in some of those images, think this one is my favourite not by the overall winner though.



:wow:

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Guess the rest of the internet has found out cuz the website is down now.

thetzar
Apr 22, 2001
Fallen Rib

Doggles posted:

Sal Cincotta is a photographer who publishes a magazine called Shutter Magazine.

Shutter Magazine holds an annual convention called Shutterfest.

Shutterfest runs a photography competition during this convention. Costs $25 for each entry, multiple entries allowed, $2000 worth of prizes up for grabs.

Who's announced as the grand prize winner of this competition? Why none other than Sal Cincotta of course!

http://shutterfest.com/image-competition-winners-gallery/

He also placed in 7 of the 16 competition categories, completely sweeping one Wedding category.

Someday, I'll be a good enough photographer to win my own photo competitions. :allears:

I'm just miffed I didn't think of it first: the easiest way to become an award-winning photographer.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

big scary monsters posted:

Lot to process in some of those images, think this one is my favourite not by the overall winner though.



:wow:

Literally shaking that headdresses are being used as fashion accessories.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The only way to know when you've nailed your tone mapping is when things look like they were lazily photoshopped in.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rio posted:

Literally shaking that headdresses are being used as fashion accessories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z04S3wowUSo&hd=1
:piaa:

rio
Mar 20, 2008


Is that sonic the hedgehog flying around to a Chinese cranberries cover band with the lead singer wearing a Native American headdress because if so that is extremely my poo poo.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

big scary monsters posted:

Lot to process in some of those images, think this one is my favourite not by the overall winner though.



:wow:

Baby bumps are just bumps for babies to sit on, right?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rio posted:

Is that sonic the hedgehog flying around to a Chinese cranberries cover band with the lead singer wearing a Native American headdress because if so that is extremely my poo poo.

let me blow ur mind with this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw&hd=1

rio
Mar 20, 2008


Hory poo poo.

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JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
Matt Granger is pretty cool down to earth guy. I thought this thread was about comically bad photographers with no self awareness.

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