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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

are we sure that's the REAL Dan Hensley

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Americans, generally speaking, are developing entirely way too much respect for authority. its a sickness.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
holy gently caress

https://twitter.com/RealDanHensley/status/851554742497103872

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Yinlock posted:

heh, you might have heard of me, i'm a real influencer in the shitpost community

your avatar makes you the natural leader of the thread with eonwe as the court jester

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/owillis/status/851562658583240704

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lmao. You are a threat if you refuse getting hosed in the rear end!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


this is a good preview of the discourse in america when widespread violence breaks out this summer

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Solarin posted:

your avatar makes you the natural leader of the thread with eonwe as the court jester

oh god if i'm the leader then we have serious problems

which i guess is the most appropriate thing considering the current president

im bigly leading

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/851565642922766336

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Solarin posted:

this is a good preview of the discourse in america when widespread violence breaks out this summer

https://twitter.com/RealDanHensley/status/851554377194196994

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
can I uh...read teen vogue? like

is there a dedicated news section that I can go to so I'm not a creepy 20 something dude on teen vogue?

how is their reporting better than nearly any other news outlet

why is 2017 so fuckin bizarre

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Yinlock posted:

oh god if i'm the leader then we have serious problems

which i guess is the most appropriate thing considering the current president

im bigly leading

fake news

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

eonwe posted:

can I uh...read teen vogue? like

is there a dedicated news section that I can go to so I'm not a creepy 20 something dude on teen vogue?

how is their reporting better than nearly any other news outlet

why is 2017 so fuckin bizarre

sorry if youre a guy reading teen vogue you are officially a creep creepin on teen girls

creep

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I love Twitter usernames that start with "Real" because people think they are such hot poo poo that hundreds of people might want to take over their identity online

Especially when it's someone nobody has ever heard of

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/851566690219511810

nice

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

see you in 2018, and just because you checked r doesn't mean i have to respect you
:munch:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

eonwe posted:

can I uh...read teen vogue? like

is there a dedicated news section that I can go to so I'm not a creepy 20 something dude on teen vogue?

how is their reporting better than nearly any other news outlet

why is 2017 so fuckin bizarre

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Yinlock posted:

oh god if i'm the leader then we have serious problems

which i guess is the most appropriate thing considering the current president

im bigly leading

here's the car in your avatar symbolizing your leadership

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Poor Mill Bitchell, he's now getting mocked equally from all sides of the political spectrum except for maybe neocons. At least he still has fellow traveler Sean Hannity.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

nope you read ten vogue as a guy youre a creepy creeper creepin on teen girls. dont cradle rob you creeps.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol christ that weirdo gives commentary to police radio reports

https://twitter.com/RealDanHensley/status/851342595792011264

what a weird hosed up dude

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Agrajag posted:

nope you read ten vogue as a guy youre a creepy creeper creepin on teen girls. dont cradle rob you creeps.

Better safe than sorry.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

eonwe posted:

can I uh...read teen vogue? like

is there a dedicated news section that I can go to so I'm not a creepy 20 something dude on teen vogue?

how is their reporting better than nearly any other news outlet

why is 2017 so fuckin bizarre

*year is 2007 & young eonwe walks into 7/11 and sees Teen Vogue on the shelf, proceeds to look directly at the camera*
“I am going to be reading that in 10 years. Can you believe it?"

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


it's more of a "why aren't the others even trying"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

thats not what im sayin tho

im sayin its a site dedicated to teen girls and i just feel fuckin weird going to teen vogue and being like yo, this is good reporting. why cant cnn write articles this good.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
drat son the dude got messed up something fierce. fucker is scared shitless and not one person even wants to help him/calm him down/comfort him.

http://i.imgur.com/HuysVeN.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/SVG0UVQ.mp4

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

ah, it all makes sense now

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Shugojin posted:

it's more of a "why aren't the others even trying"

:same: but re: bombing syria for yuks

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Homeless Friend posted:

*year is 2007 & young eonwe walks into 7/11 and sees Teen Vogue on the shelf, proceeds to look directly at the camera*
“I am going to be reading that in 10 years. Can you believe it?"

lmbo

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


teen vogue is the publication of the vanguard of the revolution, it is required reading for all, tovarisch

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Solarin posted:

here's the car in your avatar symbolizing your leadership



don't worry i have a plan for this exact scenario

it's the best plan

you'll be amazed at how good it is

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

I did a thing posted:

Americans, generally speaking, are developing entirely way too much respect for authority. its a sickness.

In regard to airlines, the real problem is that a flying customer has absolutely no recourse in the event an airline fucks you over; not even if they do it on purpose. As someone else pointed out, it's all right there in your ticket, in font that you can't even read with glasses on. A lot of those rules and regs were put into place back, many many years ago, when the airlines were regulated by the government. Then came deregulation and well, the airlines kept the rules and regs because they favored the airlines over it's customers. Without any oversight, the airlines are free to do whatever the invisible hand of capitalism wills them to do.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/AlisonLeiby/status/851565925564375040

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

eonwe posted:

thats not what im sayin tho

im sayin its a site dedicated to teen girls and i just feel fuckin weird going to teen vogue and being like yo, this is good reporting. why cant cnn write articles this good.

i know, it wasn't a rebuttal so much as emphasizing your point that it's super surreal that teen vogue is the shining symbol of the press right now

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

ah, it all makes sense now

ya he is an ugly af chud who likes arguing with people on the internet

he'd be perfect for D&D

:smugdon:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

i know, it wasn't a rebuttal so much as emphasizing your point that it's super surreal that teen vogue is the shining symbol of the press right now

oh ya for sure!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

so what did they bat into the salad

did they ever say

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
quad post why not

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/712825664517382144

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