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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i love this dudes flickr, mostly long exposure shots on 8x10 film that's drum scanned, crazy detail


Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Cold on a Cob posted:

about 12 years ago my roommate and i ate a bunch of magic mushrooms at 2 am and an informercial came on for an adjustable ladder that promised 24 configurations. we got really excited and i phoned my gf to tell her about it. with each new configuration they demonstrated we got more excited and were yelling about how amazing it was. by configuration number 14 or so i completely lost my poo poo and was basically speaking in tongues. thankfully i was too hosed up to order one

this is the ladder but the infomercial was different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbniXX1npBA

lol irl

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Schindler's Fist
Jul 22, 2004
Weasels! Get 'em off me! Aaaa!

atomicthumbs posted:

the Stanley R. Mickelsen Safeguard Complex: keeping the fissure sealed since 1975

Real life Missile Command, and the detonations would have occurred... over Canada, as Russian missiles coming over the north pole were intercepted. Rude.

The Sprint missile, however, is so fast it is objectively awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXtgTVMcuA&t=33s

and here's a visit to the complex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onDZLKie1Fg&t=212s

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
a while ago i posted a music vid and it was full of awesome looking 80s logos and it was done super well and someone was surprised i hadnt seen it coz it wasnt new but i cant remember what it was

the video was the lyrics to the song displayed as loving sweet logos

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10

echinopsis posted:

a while ago i posted a music vid and it was full of awesome looking 80s logos and it was done super well and someone was surprised i hadnt seen it coz it wasnt new but i cant remember what it was

the video was the lyrics to the song displayed as loving sweet logos

dvno

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

echinopsis posted:

a while ago i posted a music vid and it was full of awesome looking 80s logos and it was done super well and someone was surprised i hadnt seen it coz it wasnt new but i cant remember what it was

the video was the lyrics to the song displayed as loving sweet logos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDsLRQg_g4

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZQ-0dHbiU

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/kevinguilfoile/status/851523018266468356

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

chome alone: the yospos story

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/DogspottingOrg/status/851767676565409792

HAIL DOGGO

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

topical!

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

HAIL

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003



NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

tfw u drive over a cattle grid too fast and all the flesh vibrates off your skull

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/851785199327301633

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

NoneMoreNegative posted:

tfw u drive over a cattle grid too fast and all the flesh vibrates off your skull

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/851785199327301633

what is a "cattle grid"?

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

tfw u drive over a cattle grid too fast and all the flesh vibrates off your skull

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/851785199327301633

Dang, that is a fun gimmick account.

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/850375668613484544

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

NoneMoreNegative posted:

tfw u drive over a cattle grid too fast and all the flesh vibrates off your skull

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/851785199327301633

drat that is a good twitter

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

some oft hose are really beautiful

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

prefect posted:

what is a "cattle grid"?

easier to show you than tell you



in theory, animals see a hole and avoid them, but you can easily drive over them with a vehicle

i say in theory because you shouldn't use them to keep in some animals, such as horses, as they'll try to jump it

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Cold on a Cob posted:

easier to show you than tell you



in theory, animals see a hole and avoid them, but you can easily drive over them with a vehicle

i say in theory because you shouldn't use them to keep in some animals, such as horses, as they'll try to jump it

horses are dumb as poo poo and will break their legs. cows are smart and will avoid grids. hindus were right.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Cold on a Cob posted:

easier to show you than tell you



in theory, animals see a hole and avoid them, but you can easily drive over them with a vehicle

i say in theory because you shouldn't use them to keep in some animals, such as horses, as they'll try to jump it

worse, they'll just fall in and then you have to lift a gigantic frightened animal in pain

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

ArmZ posted:

horses are dumb as poo poo and will break their legs. cows are smart and will avoid grids. hindus were right.

Ruddha posted:


I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than poo poo and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to. Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as ones who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality, it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness

Ruddha posted:


Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.

Ruddha posted:


I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying.

Ruddha posted:


Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died.

Ruddha posted:


That's understandable, but in the scheme of things it's a fairly low chance. With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid poo poo. Saw water and passed away.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ArmZ posted:

horses are dumb as poo poo and will break their legs. cows are smart and will avoid grids. hindus were right.

poor freckles

e:f;b,badly :argh:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

cinci zoo sniper posted:

worse, they'll just fall in and then you have to lift a gigantic frightened animal in pain
dont sign your posts

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




FMguru posted:

dont sign your posts
:argh:

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



lmfao

i love those horse stories

wtb more

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

cinci zoo sniper posted:

worse, they'll just fall in and then you have to lift a gigantic frightened animal in pain

FMguru posted:

dont sign your posts on behalf of all americans

ftfy

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

heel satan

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
gently caress

https://i.imgur.com/e6V0H2Z.gifv

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

:stare:

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

holy poo poo

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

echinopsis posted:

a while ago i posted a music vid and it was full of awesome looking 80s logos and it was done super well and someone was surprised i hadnt seen it coz it wasnt new but i cant remember what it was

the video was the lyrics to the song displayed as loving sweet logos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcv0LkOEqWY

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



ooohhh just figured it out

he dropped a cigarette down a gas pipe, huh?

or a sewage pipe that may as well have been a gas pipe

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

ArmZ posted:

drat that is a good twitter

lol

now you may find this foundation is too thick for your tastes...


https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/848815971846541313

otoh this is surprisingly nice if you click for the big version

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/847507402635268096

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

He's real 😄

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