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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Have Blue posted:

Heard the word "trumpenprole" used unironically today and can't decide if its amazing or awful lol
It's amazing because nothing Trump actually does will stop them from creaming themselves like he's the second coming.

Like, "Please sir can I have another boot in the face?"

Amazing!

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lacey posted:

It's amazing because nothing Trump actually does will stop them from creaming themselves like he's the second coming.

Like, "Please sir can I have another boot in the face?"

Amazing!

the syrian bombing got that one infowars guy to stop sucking him off, until he realized he was losing twitter followers, lol

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Efexeye posted:

He's not saying bigly

He's marble mouthing 'big league'

No poo poo. It's literally written there. But thanks for the clarification. Very bigly of you.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/851612976532639745

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

How many of them get protection? I assume him Ivanka his wife that's three teams, maybe kushner or the two sons? hosed up if so

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Blue Train posted:

How many of them get protection? I assume him Ivanka his wife that's three teams, maybe kushner or the two sons? hosed up if so

All of them. The sons get SS protection when they go on international trips to run Trump's business that he totally seriously gave up control of.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Blue Train posted:

How many of them get protection? I assume him Ivanka his wife that's three teams, maybe kushner or the two sons? hosed up if so
Spouses and all children.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

nooneofconsequence posted:

All of them. The sons get SS protection when they go on international trips to run Trump's business that he totally seriously gave up control of.

jfc

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Spouses and all children.

So what about the children's spouses

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Have Blue posted:

Heard the word "trumpenprole" used unironically today and can't decide if its amazing or awful lol

it both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v1yZ-7DR5w

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Lol whoops

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

Lmbo

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Some good Spicer lols here:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...iew-pwa&pwa=off

I'm really enjoying how openly the Washington Post hates Trump and his entire administration.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
Trump foreign policy:

Destabilize yourself and face to regime change

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

UHHHHHH ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HEH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Cost of Betsy DeVos's security detail: $1 million per month

Federal marshals are protecting Education Secretary Betsy DeVos at a cost to her agency of $1 million per month, according to the U.S. Marshals Service.

http://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/nation/article/Cost-of-Betsy-DeVos-s-security-detail-1-million-11059063.php

Drop in the bucket right? adds up quick though.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Isn't her brother the CEO of blackwater? Seems like they could give her some security

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I really, really hope someone buys sean spicer's internet history.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Blue Train posted:

Isn't her brother the CEO of blackwater? Seems like they could give her some security

he's busy fighting off a DOJ investigation & being a channel for Putin, sooooo....

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

Arrhythmia posted:

I really, really hope someone buys sean spicer's internet history.

Twitter
Real future ice cream
Dippin dots
How to submit a complaint
Dippin dots headquarters
Sean Spicer Easter Bunny
Definition of alternative

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Isn't he a furry or into anime or smth

Lt.
Nov 25, 2015

Simple. Efficient. Glorious.

Blue Train posted:

Isn't he a furry or into anime or smth

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/302491904707272704

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

what is life

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

no way

Lt.
Nov 25, 2015

Simple. Efficient. Glorious.

Cubone posted:

what is life

pain

and lols

and yeah I'm pretty sure that's him in the anime robit suit

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Yiss

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
this is my favorite sean spicer joke

https://twitter.com/undefined/status/838079215463378944

idk it just makes me happy

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
I just heard that Trump has shares in the manufacturer who made the Tomahawk missiles, whose stock price rose after his attack.

If that's true, then lol

Lt.
Nov 25, 2015

Simple. Efficient. Glorious.
Tomahawks are discontinued actually the Navy stopped buying them a while ago. Maybe Trump can work on getting Trump(tm) steaks into MREs or broker deals to build bases on his real estate he''ll think of somehting he's a smarpfffffffffhahahahahaha

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Cubone posted:

this is my favorite sean spicer joke

https://twitter.com/undefined/status/838079215463378944

idk it just makes me happy

Read that as rusty venture and it's even better.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Efexeye posted:

He's not saying bigly

He's marble mouthing 'big league'

Yes we all know. But he pronounces it bigly.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Lt. posted:

Tomahawks are discontinued actually the Navy stopped buying them a while ago. Maybe Trump can work on getting Trump(tm) steaks into MREs or broker deals to build bases on his real estate he''ll think of somehting he's a smarpfffffffffhahahahahaha

Ah, found it. He has stocks in the defence contractor Raytheon, whose stock price spiked around the time of the attack. Interesting

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May 27, 2004



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Fanatic posted:

Ah, found it. He has stocks in the defence contractor Raytheon, whose stock price spiked around the time of the attack. Interesting

The whole industry spiked. He's gonna make wars, I guess?

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

*thick glasses pop up off my nose and my eyebrows begin to waggle* ohhhh shitttt *runs with papers down to the newsroom*

hes a majority shareholder in Nazis LLC!!! it explains everything!!!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Broken Machine posted:

For some reason, I always go back to when he declared his candidacy



and he's actually president now, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWo3Bk4Z9Vw

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

Lacey posted:

It's amazing because nothing Trump actually does will stop them from creaming themselves like he's the second coming.

Like, "Please sir can I have another boot in the face?"

Amazing!

"My face is being stomped on but brown people are worse than me! Go Trump! Maga!"

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
I invest solely in "defence" companies. Every life taken directly contributes my portfolio. Another body another Benjamin. When the bombs fall the megadeaths will be eclipsed by my megabux

Capitalism owns :black101:

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
America hasn't needed defending since 1812

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012


Japanese rearmament talks lookin good

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/TVsAndyDaly/sta...4443%23lastpost

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