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That... I don't... Why did you Photoshop Jared into the background?
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 No mention of the dead body he's carrying.
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Apr 11, 2017 04:01
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Someone photoshop spiderman running off carrying an Egyptian mummy over his head.
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Apr 11, 2017 04:20
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Beat the Sentry to death with the corpse of its master! 
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Oh my dear god, he's going to smack the sentry with Ronan's cold dead body 
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Mikl posted:Oh my dear god, he's going to smack the sentry with Ronan's cold dead body HE'S JUST SLEEPING i mean jesus christ they spent three weeks explaining that
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Apr 11, 2017 05:36
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Unkempt posted:HE'S JUST SLEEPING No deaders here!
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You're good people.
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EorayMel posted:Someone photoshop spiderman running off carrying an Egyptian mummy over his head. Or a 60s-Batman-esque cartoon bomb.
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He's getting a running start. He's going to use Ronan's stiff body to glide to safety!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
He's going to throw Ronan at the Sentry and make a quip like "Here's the Sentry you wanted so bad"
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He's going to web Ronan to the sentry's face so it thinks Ronan is the only thing and won't shoot, isn't he?
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You know, he could adapt this technique to regular crime-fighting. Like, if there's a bank robber or something with a gun, he could find someone the guy wouldn't shoot, like his wife or a child or someone, then just do basically the same thing.
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How the hell does this comic keep doing this? Every time I think I've got it figured out, the writer(s) manage to asspull something even more dumb.
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Unkempt posted:You know, he could adapt this technique to regular crime-fighting. Like, if there's a bank robber or something with a gun, he could find someone the guy wouldn't shoot, like his wife or a child or someone, then just do basically the same thing. I'm preeeety sure human shields count as war crimes...
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Choco1980 posted:I'm preeeety sure human shields count as war crimes... Next up on News-paper Spider-Man: Pete gets drafted into the IDF.
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Kwyndig posted:How the hell does this comic keep doing this? Every time I think I've got it figured out, the writer(s) manage to asspull something even more dumb. That's the power of Stan Lee, true believer! Excelsior!
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Choco1980 posted:I'm preeeety sure human shields count as war crimes... Good thing he's not a human
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Choco1980 posted:I'm preeeety sure human shields count as war crimes... Scampering off with a body falls under the prevue of "whatever a spider can" so it's allowed.
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dupersaurus posted:Good thing he's not a human Wow racist much?
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Endless Mike posted:Wow racist much? Technically, I think that would be speciesist. Because Ronan isn't human.
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ConfusedUs posted:Technically, I think that would be speciesist. Because Ronan isn't human. Wow spacist much?
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Endless Mike posted:Wow spacist much? Every drat day.
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If I've learned anything from Gundam, it's that people from space are huge pieces of poo poo.
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If I've learned anything from Gundam, it's that people who live on Earth are genocidal madmen.
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If I've learned anything from people telling me about Gundam, is that everyone operates under the same logic and intelligence as Newspaper Spider-man.
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If I've learned anything from Gundam, it's not to lose the loving inner crotch piece god loving dammit.
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Kwyndig posted:If I've learned anything from Gundam, it's that people who live on Earth are genocidal madmen. Just what I'd expect to hear from a colonist.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:If I've learned anything from people telling me about Gundam, is that everyone operates under the same logic and intelligence as Newspaper Spider-man. Spidey doesn't go on long rants that seem to have been written by a six year old iafter his first social studies class. Gundam is really bad is my point.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Spidey doesn't go on long rants that seem to have been written by a six year old iafter his first social studies class. Newspaper Char spends 8 months telling his rant about space. The phrase "We deserve to live in..." begins every strip for two months straight.
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One thing you can say for Spider-Man, his soul isn't weighed down by gravity
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If I learned anything from Gundam, it's that giant robots that are racist caricatures of the nations they represent is something that needs a live action movie.
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Choco1980 posted:If I learned anything from Gundam, it's that giant robots that are racist caricatures of the nations they represent is something that needs a live action movie. Wasn't that kind of Pacific Rim?
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Kwyndig posted:Wasn't that kind of Pacific Rim? They wish they were as over the top racist as G Gundam.
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