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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
FPlus did an episode about Indian online doctors and homeopathy:

Penis Problems and Water

I wish they'd do this thread; I want to hear them say "super bowl to you."

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

you just made this the best thing i've seen on SA since the Star Wars / 911 thread

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
many milky sandbag Superbowls to Hot Dad for doing extremely funny things

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/55835220.cms

quote:

Question: I am a 27-year-old male suffering from a strange problem. Whenever I visit a public place and see some female dressed skimpily, exposing any of her body parts, even showing her bra strap unintentionally I end up shivering and ejaculating. In fact, at times I masturbate on the go. I know it's weird but I am totally helpless. Please guide me on how to get rid of this habit.

Answer by Dr Ashima Pruthi: I am afraid, this habit of yours is not only strange but highly unacceptable socially!

Does this doctor actually offer advice or just scold people for being weird?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Does this doctor actually offer advice or just scold people for being weird?
[/quote]

He or she is the hero they need, not the one they deserve.

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy
How do we make "super bowl to you" a thing because I unironically want to greet people this way without them looking at me funny.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Anony Mouse posted:

How do we make "super bowl to you" a thing because I unironically want to greet people this way without them looking at me funny.

Just keep doing it and acting like it's normal and eventually people will start feeling insecure and copying you.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Does this doctor actually offer advice or just scold people for being weird?
[/quote]
You can click the link and see there is more, but most of the times their advice is really weak and offers no help other than highlighting weird people for clickbait (and I am thankful for that). They even say useless stuff like "get therapy," which for India is hilarious. There's a reason people are writing anonymously to fake doctors in a fake newspaper for lovely advice.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

They even say useless stuff like "get therapy," which for India is hilarious. There's a reason people are writing anonymously to fake doctors in a fake newspaper for lovely advice.

Imagine writing to a newspaper for advice in 2017

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013



I present to you, the Gay Indian special

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i'm so big my mom died

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

unpacked robinhood posted:

i'm so big my mom died

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/54750492.cms

quote:

Question: I am a 28-year-male. I am still a virgin and my girlfriend lives in USA. Since last 2 years I've become very obsessed sexually, so much so that whenever I see attractive women I get aroused. I have even started fantasizing about my cousin sisters and other women of my family, but in reality I actually feel very guilty of this and never want to do such things with my family members in mind. Whenever I am aroused, the first person coming to my mind is either my cousin sister or my aunt. Please help me out of this embarrassing situation.
Unnnngghhhhh, aunty-ji.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/I-am-18-and-hijacked-by-sexual-fantasies/articleshow/54523619.cms

quote:

Question: I am 18-years-old and studying in class XII. Every day I try to study hard but some sexual fantasies come into my mind and I end up wasting 1-2 hours daily. My board exams are approaching fast and I am worried about my future. What should I do? - By Anonymous

Answer by Dr Atul Aswani: Hello 18!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/Should-I-let-her-marry-someone-else/articleshow/47601177.cms

quote:

Question: I am a 22-year-old man, have just completed my engineering and now, am awaiting my joining letter from a respectable IT company. I have been in a relationship with a girl since past 4 years.
The funny thing to me is he just finished university and is convinced a respectable company is going to hire him with an engineering degree when India has an extreme glut of people (with work experience) with the exact same degree.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

The funny thing to me is he just finished university and is convinced a respectable company is going to hire him with an engineering degree when India has an extreme glut of people (with work experience) with the exact same degree.

The company is a call center :ms:

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Lol

"I'm so big my mom died in childbirth"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Haier posted:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/54750492.cms

Unnnngghhhhh, aunty-ji.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/I-am-18-and-hijacked-by-sexual-fantasies/articleshow/54523619.cms


http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/ask-the-expert/Should-I-let-her-marry-someone-else/articleshow/47601177.cms

The funny thing to me is he just finished university and is convinced a respectable company is going to hire him with an engineering degree when India has an extreme glut of people (with work experience) with the exact same degree.

On that last bit, it's not uncommon for companies to prefer inexperienced engineers so that they have someone who thinks they owe the company everything for giving them a chance. These guys seem to be prime bait for that

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


hot dad best dad

sex boob

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
im a bullet train bhabi

Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

Wow, this is amazing...Goldmine this thread so this can live on forever!

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
This thread also brightened up my life by making me aware of Hot Dad's wrestling themes.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I love that one guy brags that he's 7 cm and another one is claiming to be 50 inches. 50 inches is about how tall Peter Dinklage is, for reference.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Friginator posted:

I love that one guy brags that he's 7 cm and another one is claiming to be 50 inches. 50 inches is about how tall Peter Dinklage is, for reference.

please don't hate on my Peter Dinklage Dong

but do pls whatsapp me 3849569348 pls pls if u gots much milk in funny rear end bags pls

RaceFat
Jul 12, 2004
love y'all, big time! can't say thanks enough for all the kind words, and i definitely couldn't have done it without all the A+ comment work done by this thread. really, really great stuff. i spent many hours scrolling and laughing and sharing w/ pals and repeating. so again, thanks for that!

i now dream exclusively about plumpy holes and milky balls and musky navels.

powerful sex moves posted:

This thread also brightened up my life by making me aware of Hot Dad's wrestling themes.

so glad you dig 'em! they're about to get re-released, by the way, with a little extra polish. plus on cassette!

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Laughed so hard I had to pause the video and wipe tears away, goddamn.

RaceFat posted:

love y'all, big time! can't say thanks enough for all the kind words, and i definitely couldn't have done it without all the A+ comment work done by this thread. really, really great stuff. i spent many hours scrolling and laughing and sharing w/ pals and repeating. so again, thanks for that!

i now dream exclusively about plumpy holes and milky balls and musky navels.


so glad you dig 'em! they're about to get re-released, by the way, with a little extra polish. plus on cassette!

super bowl to you lesbo

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
quote is not edit


fuc

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

One phrase, and one phrase only, is the proper reaction to this wonderful song:

kick boxing

:tipshat:

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Friginator posted:

I love that one guy brags that he's 7 cm and another one is claiming to be 50 inches. 50 inches is about how tall Peter Dinklage is, for reference.

Well, Tyrions mum did die in childbirth...

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide
Super bowl to you all

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I can't stop laughing about the God drat video :popeye:

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

my ROD wakes :yum:

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
I also am too be watching video multiple times in evrry days

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hot Dad did the needful

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
dad hot, so what means sex?

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Anony Mouse posted:

How do we make "super bowl to you" a thing because I unironically want to greet people this way without them looking at me funny.

I greet everyone at work with this now.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Friginator posted:

I love that one guy brags that he's 7 cm and another one is claiming to be 50 inches. 50 inches is about how tall Peter Dinklage is, for reference.

He meant 50 inches of girth.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Waiting my son grow up to understand this

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

I just got to this and it's god drat incredible

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
my fave part is milf matters.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

Mother of god

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