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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Honestly we should just have a dedicated Arsenal.txt thread

# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:00

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# ? May 14, 2024 06:14

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

quote:

Watching that rocket of a goal, the first goal I had ever seen live, was the start.

I had originally planned on supporting United with most of my friends, but that one goal convinced me otherwise. I elected to be a gooner, and I've been one ever since.

Arsenal FC didn't just become my football club, it made me fall in love with the beautiful game. I went from being a casual observer of English football to watching league games in all the top five leagues in Europe along with Portugal, Mexican, and American league games

# ? Mar 21, 2017 07:00

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Shrapnig posted:

There are six Dune books, who knew.

more if you include the ones his son wrote (you shouldn't)

# ? Mar 21, 2017 18:40

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

people are so loving presious. look 80 years ago the germans tried to take over europe and killed 6 milion jews. we went over and loving stopped them doing it. who says we can't take the piss out of them now? should of loving cremated the lot of them in 1945. a bit of piss taking is letting them of light in my opinioin.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 10:48

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Wrong thread.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 13:19

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/registability/status/844628637676699651

# ? Mar 23, 2017 16:06

ronniegardocki: Apr 14, 2012; by Lowtax

TheBigAristotle posted:

https://twitter.com/registability/status/844628637676699651

holy poo poo, wrong thread

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:10

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

TheBigAristotle posted:

https://twitter.com/registability/status/844628637676699651

jesus christ

# ? Mar 23, 2017 22:05

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

why do you people insist on quoting some twitter edgelord who clearly is just trying to rile people

# ? Mar 23, 2017 22:16

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

because he's funny

# ? Mar 23, 2017 22:21

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

St Evan Echoes posted:

because he's funny

Then why does he keep getting posted in this thread?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:18

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Shrapnig posted:

Then why does he keep getting posted in this thread?

Because he's bad

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:23

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

wicka posted:

Because he's bad

That's a mirror

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:19

Lightbulb Grease: Aug 9, 2006; Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.; Soiled Meat

MLS.mp4

# ? Mar 26, 2017 18:30

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Here's the twitter version of the above post. Watch if you want to feel sick.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/845959585743691776

# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:29

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Kaka looks defeated

# ? Mar 27, 2017 01:39

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Honestly thought he had retired five years ago.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 08:17

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Xabi posted:

Honestly thought he had retired five years ago.

Well his knees retired about five years ago but the rest of him hasn't figured that out yet.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 09:21

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Crazy Ted posted:

Well his knees retired about five years ago but the rest of him hasn't figured that out yet.

Jesus gives him power over this wreck of a body.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 10:29

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Jason Sextro posted:

Kaka looks defeated

Of course he does, he's playing in the MLS

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:22

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

https://twitter.com/theanfieldtruth/status/848305577273024512

# ? Apr 2, 2017 16:44

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:20

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

He's got the horn

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:28

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

http://www.footballwhispers.com/blog/why-tottenham-must-sign-naby-keita-if-they-can?utm_source=coys-news&utm_medium=affiliates

# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:05

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

quote:

This is a winning thread after we won. It should be merrier, like 30 pages or something. We won.
My wife and kids are sleeping and I dont have anyone to celebrate with.
So I come here in RAWK to be with other Liverpool fans who share the same sentiment as mine, love the club.
And I want to mention his name again - Mignolet!!! Mignolet!!! We are not going to win this game without his saves.
Never. Yeaaayy!!! Yeeeeaayy!!

P/s: Just sharing. While I was still single few years ago, when Liverpool won it always
ignite my inner feeling / hormone to please myself later after the game (I mean, masturbation)...
My wife is sleeping right now so aa... Bye, Im off to the toilet for a while. Its hormone time.
And gently caress you Stoke.

Mignolet!!! Mignolet!!! We are not going to win this game without his saves.
Never. Yeaaayy!!! Yeeeeaayy!!

# ? Apr 8, 2017 20:20

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Last line alone makes it wrong thread imo

# ? Apr 8, 2017 22:45

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

GG rename me ignite my inner feeling / hormone to please myself later after the game (I mean, masturbation)...

# ? Apr 9, 2017 00:34

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUS3paRE9Xg

# ? Apr 11, 2017 21:44

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

ephex posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUS3paRE9Xg

look forward to seeing his film of a Red Star-Partizan derby next

# ? Apr 11, 2017 21:54

birds: Jun 28, 2008

ephex posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUS3paRE9Xg

the green street hooligans remake looks good

# ? Apr 11, 2017 22:38

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

# ? Apr 12, 2017 11:19

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Jose posted:

That is legit one of the worst graphs I've ever seen.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 11:26

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Jose posted:

what the gently caress

# ? Apr 12, 2017 11:38

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Jose posted:

lol

# ? Apr 12, 2017 11:55

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bogan Krkic posted:

what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/11tegen11/status/851541934820741120

# ? Apr 12, 2017 12:08

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Mods rename me Very Deep Completions

# ? Apr 12, 2017 13:15

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

lmao

who could have predicted that more points means a higher chance of finishing in the top 4 without statistics

thank god for soccerlytics

# ? Apr 12, 2017 13:41

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/11tegen11/status/851541934820741120

GG rename pissflaps to passmaps

# ? Apr 12, 2017 13:46

birds: Jun 28, 2008

Jose posted:

really got me thinking

# ? Apr 12, 2017 13:49

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# ? May 14, 2024 06:14

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

I can't decide what's the worst thing about that graph. Personally like the little touch of just skipping 80 (as it is impossible) so the x axis is not linear all the way

# ? Apr 12, 2017 14:07

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