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FactsAreUseless posted:You have to save up all your political capital, and real capital, for the final boss n then never use it anyway
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Ballot access restrictions are pretty much the only reason for someone outside the party machine to run as a democrat at this point.
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FactsAreUseless posted:You have to save up all your political capital, and real capital, for the final boss Can't beat the final boss when you've been avoiding all enemies and are stuck at level 1
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Normal person: I guess it makes sense for the party to support their candidate in this extremely high-profile race. Zegermen: [literally foaming at the mouth and swallowing his own tongue]
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FactsAreUseless posted:You have to save up all your political capital, and real capital, for the final boss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgU4Oum8SLg
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State-level operative: Sir, you've been seeing massive Democratic donations since Trump's election, perhaps you could send us some money since the whole country is watching this-- Tom Perez: Not a chance, BERNIECRAT!!!! *removes mask to reveal that he is Zegermen, then begins swallowing own tongue*
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Probably posted on a previous page but still, lmao https://twitter.com/nomikikonst/status/852003915604393984 https://twitter.com/nomikikonst/status/852004680012111872 https://twitter.com/nomikikonst/status/852005282813288449
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Joementum posted:Because it's the first special election after a DNC chair election in which all candidates promised to support state parties aggressively. It's about showing the base that you meant it and showing the flag in some of these high-profile elections. Even a pittance would avoid the stories about the DNC abandoning the race. An investment that would have paid off in the long run. but how would the lanyards get their consulting fees????
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Thoguh posted:Ballot access restrictions are pretty much the only reason for someone outside the party machine to run as a democrat at this point. yeah ok buddy
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Barry Convex posted:Probably posted on a previous page but still, lmao lol that the only thing the Dems did proactively in this race was make sure nobody else could take credit for it being close and make sure nobody would blame them for not helping.
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Apr 12, 2017 14:59
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Raskolnikov38 posted:but how would the lanyards get their consulting fees???? you guys realize the consultants get paid when the dnc spends on races right? they're vendors
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Apr 12, 2017 15:00
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Lanyards can't melt steel beams.
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Turdfuzz posted:repubs op pls nerf update 2019.1.3: constitutionally prohibited the democratic party
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https://twitter.com/num1_fan/status/851788074019377154 Lol owned berniecrats
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Concerned Citizen posted:you guys realize the consultants get paid when the dnc spends on races right? they're vendors lanyard: my advice is to not spend money on trying to win. now that'll be 20 grand
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Raskolnikov38 posted:update 2019.1.3: constitutionally prohibited the democratic party
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lanyard: my advice is to not spend money on trying to win. now that'll be 20 grand yeah that's not consulting works
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Concerned Citizen posted:yeah that's not consulting works oh right lanyard: and the motto should be "America is great because America is good". that'll be one billion dollars please
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Concerned Citizen posted:yeah that's not consulting works It is when the consultants are being mind controlled by sentient keychains from the Dark Dimension! Find out more on TheTinfoilDoesNothing.com
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Apr 12, 2017 15:08
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Concerned Citizen posted:yeah that's not consulting works You're right, the money comes first. DNC: How much for you to look at this Consultant: $20,000 DNC: :signs check: Consultant: Try not to win
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Apr 12, 2017 15:09
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Condiv posted:https://twitter.com/num1_fan/status/851788074019377154 lol the bernie wing is never satisfied, always with the purity tests
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to quote noted sage Dogbert, Consult is actually a portmanteau of con and insult.
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zegermans posted:to quote noted sage Dogbert, Consult is actually a portmanteau of con and insult. lol that's actually p funny on its own, too bad it's likely buried after eight paragraphs of weak poo poo tho
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theflyingexecutive posted:lol that's actually p funny on its own, too bad it's likely buried after eight paragraphs of weak poo poo tho believe it or not, libertarian blogger Scott Adams also manages a semi-popular comic strip in his free time
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Apr 12, 2017 15:17
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good dems looking at bad dems like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY jk no such thing as good dems
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pretty weak troll game even for zegerposting imo dems hosed this one up bigly and this further underscores they didnt learn poo poo from 2016
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Candidate: So, can we expect help from the national party running as a Democrat? Perez: *tugs collar centristishly* Uh...hey! Did you see Chillary slay in her new Katy Perry pumps?? Yass kween!!
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loquacius posted:believe it or not, libertarian blogger Scott Adams also manages a semi-popular comic strip in his free time Yes and that comic strip has 2-300 words per panel
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ex post facho posted:Candidate: So, can we expect help from the national party running as a Democrat? It was important the dems keep taking megadonor money so hillary could afford those pumps. She can't run in 2020 if she's barefoot!
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Those dastardly Republicans snuck into Perez's office late at night and removed Kansas from his list of 50 states
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Apr 12, 2017 15:37
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Terror Sweat posted:Those dastardly Republicans snuck into Perez's office late at night and removed Kansas from his list of 50 states KANSAS?? Aww, we sent the moneys to ARKANSAS... 
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Concerned Citizen posted:the 50 state strategy is still dumb Yes, tossing winnable seats to republicans is the smart, pragmatic, and adult thing to do.
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Condiv posted:Yes, tossing winnable seats to republicans is the smart, pragmatic, and adult thing to do. "winnable"
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Concerned Citizen posted:"winnable" Nothing's winnable with that attitude, mister! 
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Concerned Citizen posted:"winnable" 6% off from winning with 0 DNC support is very winnable
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Concerned Citizen posted:"winnable" oh c'mon dude, you cannot possibly tell me this race was unwinnable For the record I think you get poo poo on a little too much ITT but I also think you revel in it and actively invite it sometimes and this is one of those times
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