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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

IamnotJoe posted:

I think we should start a kickstarter to get this guy a hooker.

I wouldn't do that to a hooker.

RoboRodent has a new favorite as of 07:38 on Apr 12, 2017

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Regressive are always worse because reality has a liberal bias.

*blames that n-word Obama for lack of water because fake climate change means no more snow for meltwater in spring/summer*

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Somebody has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Apr 12, 2017

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Wow, what kinda science is this dude reading.

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫
He's not thinking far enough ahead. Abortion should be legal up until about 25 years of age.

At 2 years old you don't even know if the kid is going to turn out alright or not. At 25 you can then compared their grades, police record and over all life choices to make an informed decision.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yeah just have a couple running in parallel and pick the most promising one once the eldest hits 25.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Fathis Munk posted:

Yeah just have a couple running in parallel and pick the most promising one once the eldest hits 25.

Family Thunderdome. 4 enter, one leaves.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Fathis Munk posted:

I'll never get over the people saying that the Nazis are socialists and thus on the left of the political spectrum.

I wonder if these people also believe North Korea is a democratic republic ?

Hitler outright said that he chose to use 'socialist' and the red on the flag to piss of Marxists, and "workers party" to muddy the water with all the other workers party groups that existed at the time.

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


What's the Heinlein story about this? Liberal deathcamp America allows you to abort until around age 12 / competence in algebra level math, so better smuggle those tweens away from their killhappy mothers to Canada fast.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Sent to me by my SO, who swears that this person is not joking.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nevvy Z posted:

Sent to me by my SO, who swears that this person is not joking.



:stare:

Is that person Haredi, or something?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
You can see their kneeees, those trollops :monocle:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Chop Sunni posted:

What's the Heinlein story about this? Liberal deathcamp America allows you to abort until around age 12 / competence in algebra level math, so better smuggle those tweens away from their killhappy mothers to Canada fast.
That was PKD, not Heinlein. Story was called The Pre-Persons.

Dude's twin sister died when they were babies and he spent his whole life kinda messed up big time over it.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Nevvy Z posted:

Sent to me by my SO, who swears that this person is not joking.



I get where she's coming from. It is strange that they don't seem to be wearing anything under the coats, and a there is a lot of "sexy" advertising featuring women in outwear where it's implied there is nothing under it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Catberry posted:

He's not thinking far enough ahead. Abortion should be legal up until about 25 years of age.

At 2 years old you don't even know if the kid is going to turn out alright or not. At 25 you can then compared their grades, police record and over all life choices to make an informed decision.

Don't the cops already do that?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
And to be fair, there are a lot of depictions of children that are overly sexualized. Complaining and kids in raincoats is a bit of an overreaction, but considering how normalized people can be to portraying pre teens in more adult clothing, it's not completely unfounded.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:stare:

Is that person Haredi, or something?

Mormon.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Woulda guessed radfem myself

though I am curious what the gently caress is up with their lack of pants situation in weather like that

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
They're wearing shorts

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/851812122682167296

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

And on a news article about Malala Yousafzai receiving honorary Canadian citizenship:



Here's a comprehensive list of past recipients:

Raoul Wallenberg
Nelson Mandela
The Dalai Lama
Aung San Suu Kyi
Karim Aga Khan IV

I don't think that guy knows anything about what this gesture actually means.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Scratch Monkey posted:

They're wearing shorts

My mom wouldn't let me wear shorts unless they came down to an inch above the knee, and it was part of the dress code. Those shorts didn't EXIST at the time, not that I could find in a store. So I'm going to assume this person is like my mother and thinks every inch of a girl's body is sexual and needs to be covered.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Tarantula posted:

Hitler outright said that he chose to use 'socialist' and the red on the flag to piss of Marxists, and "workers party" to muddy the water with all the other workers party groups that existed at the time.
They settled on "German Workers Party" before Hitler even joined (boy, did the army suck at picking spies).

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Nevvy Z posted:

Sent to me by my SO, who swears that this person is not joking.



The people who read complaints at reminisce magazine must be some real troopers.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


It's also possible that right wing dickheads take the "Socialist" part of Nazi literally so that they can also literally interpret the duplicitous rhetoric spewed forth by their idols.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/existentialmoan/status/852239879169863684

(@sweden's current curator also seems kind of dumb but I suspect it's mostly to troll people who get real mad about vegans)

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/existentialmoan/status/852239879169863684

(@sweden's current curator also seems kind of dumb but I suspect it's mostly to troll people who get real mad about vegans)

Off topic, but according a vegan I know, semen is apparently vegan friendly. The more you know, I guess. :shrug:

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Well, it comes from a human, presumably a consenting one when they're doing it and veganism is kinda sorta completely and utterly about opposition of exploitation of other animals for human benefit.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
GUNZ!!!!!



So a couple things:
1. Guns are comparable to health insurance, fire extinguishers and air bags? Things that have ACTUALLY been proven to save lives?
2. $500 warranty on electronics? :lol: Circuit City has been closed for a long time buddy.
3. On that same note, guns are comparable to an "electronics warranty" as well?
4. "I here this way too often" Learn grammar you immutable gently caress. If you can't use proper grammar, how the gently caress do you expect anyone to take your poo poo opinions seriously, regarding something that can take a life?
5. "99% of CWL holders are more qualified to own a gun than some people are to be parents" Wait, what? :laffo:

Go back to fantasizing about killing ni- THUGS :byodame: and jerking off to Guns and Ammo magazine.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Midnight Voyager posted:

My mom wouldn't let me wear shorts unless they came down to an inch above the knee, and it was part of the dress code. Those shorts didn't EXIST at the time, not that I could find in a store. So I'm going to assume this person is like my mother and thinks every inch of a girl's body is sexual and needs to be covered.

in the 1950s girls who were younger than 5 were put in extremely short puffy dresses, which give a similar look to the raincoat







I had a lot of hand-me-down toys and books and stuff from my mom's childhood, and the little girls in very old Golden Books illustrations were often dressed in this way, is how I know this

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Fathis Munk posted:

These guys are not the brightest. One last post before the finale of crazy.


HE ISN'T EVEN GIVING UP ON SEX!
No, he did: https://caamib.wordpress.com/2015/10/19/the-party-is-over/

quote:

. . . . I’ve stopped going on dates in about December 2013, going on what could possibly be considered one more in spring 2014. Heck, there was even a post about me saying I’m giving up women or something (which didn’t exactly happen the way I imagined at the time) during that time.
. . . .

What happened later, after spring 2014? Well, basically, during the summer and autumn of 2014 I had what I now call The Awakening. Now that I finally had some free time some free time to stop and observe the world more I realized some very unpleasant truths about modern Western women. [unpleasant truths removed]

Yes, The Awakening is why I, for example, why I made such a sudden U-turn with somebody like JesslynNicole, regardless of whether she was genuine or not. In the past I’d actually want to meet these cunts. Now I knew the truth – that they were attention seeking rape worshiping scum. Hell, one of them even bore a rapist’s child.
. . . .

See, after hanging out with my former friend-with-benefits during that time something just dawned on me.

I remembered how me and this girl met. I met her in 2013, the year when I made an ill-fated and senseless push into over 50 dates, trying to find a girlfriend due to not knowing what I know now.

I didn’t treat her any differently than I treated any of the other trash I met there yet in her case I had no problem sleeping with her on our third “date” (which was more of our third meeting, since the “date” consisted of meeting up and going to what was then my place). And it might have happened even sooner.

This was because this women was, which I didn’t know at the time but knew by then, a schizophrenic.

This was why she, ironically, was basically unable to contract the usual feminist disease of being disgusted by decent men. She still had all the other symptoms of the decline – was stupid, a huge slut and completely divorced from reality, yet all those other girls usually had all these symptoms and found me unattractive. She didn’t.

Meeting her again after an year and a half made me remember her more starkly and consider all of this in a new light.

I was a loser for even going on dates.

He's still blaming everyone else for his massive brain problems, and he WAS having sex, and he's still an incredible misogynist, and he says in the comments that he's unemployed so I'm guessing he's still living with or supported by his parents who he thinks are trying to kill him (I feel REALLY sorry for his parents, by the way), but he's not dating anymore, hooray!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Man, people really are losing their poo poo over Malala.







Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Picnic Princess posted:

Man, people really are losing their poo poo over Malala.








Really wish someone would have pasted the "old man yells at cloud" jpg into that first one.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Picnic Princess posted:

Man, people really are losing their poo poo over Malala.

Maybe this white genocide thing I've been hearing so much about wouldn't be so bad after all. something something greater good.

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

Zipperelli. posted:

GUNZ!!!!!




5. "99% of CWL holders are more qualified to own a gun than some people are to be parents" Wait, what?

He's right though, most CCW holders are more qualified to own a gun than to he parents.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/existentialmoan/status/852239879169863684

(@sweden's current curator also seems kind of dumb but I suspect it's mostly to troll people who get real mad about vegans)

Update:
https://twitter.com/sweden/status/852326343475945472

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

That dude is aggressively Finnish

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/852261105892241413

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

:lol:

Sooooo the Union was supposed to just sit back and let the inbred rednecks from the Confederacy just shell Fort Sumter to poo poo and let it happen? Get hosed.

Edit: How would Lincoln be "personally responsible" for deaths that occurred in a war started by the Confederacy?

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Zipperelli. posted:

:lol:

Sooooo the Union was supposed to just sit back and let the inbred rednecks from the Confederacy just shell Fort Sumter to poo poo and let it happen? Get hosed.

Edit: How would Lincoln be "personally responsible" for deaths that occurred in a war started by the Confederacy?

friend i'd like to talk to you about states' rights

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