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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

tacodaemon posted:

tromp and stoltenberg should be double teaming the press corps any minutes now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiMy7dpbZMs

that's NATO secretary stoltenberg. y'know, the org trump wants to pull out of.

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Serf posted:

wake up: shook

drive to work: shook

shitpost: shook

take a poop: shook

go to sleep: shook

why you babysitting only two or three squirts?
I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of piss, then you dive in it
Pool full of piss, then you dive in it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

But I don't like white wine :(

Wrong

You do but have some hang up

You can't not like white wine

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


pathetic little tramp posted:

I used to do 14k every day until my cat's kidney's entered the last stage, now that he's put down I should get back to it but I'm too depressed to even walk. And my genetics basically say "stay at 14% body fat or you will get diabetes".

sorry about your cat, hope they're in kitty heaven.

but get off your butt and exercise you're probably missing the endorphins

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Iron Crowned posted:

But I don't like white wine :(

i dunno how to help you. :smith:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Gringostar posted:

you can outrun cops though which is close enough

for now

Khym
Jun 11, 2002

fake news

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

that's NATO secretary stoltenberg. y'know, the org trump wants to pull out of.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

as an internet poster who has run in the past, i

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/852247102147223552

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Anyone can run!!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Serf posted:

you can't outrun death

please scream this in peter thiels face

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

bernie would have run

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Philthy posted:

no this is lance armstrong seven time tdf winner he knows what to put in the body to win

lol yeah steroids and blood transfusions can help out a lot

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Solarin posted:

as a runner I find run chat to be the worst derail this thread has seen

eh, better than McDs.

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/851921466824290306

But not as good as Pepsi

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
What even happens after the piss tape drops? Does trump just disappear? Do they ignore it and half of the US pretends it's not really him even though it definitely is? Immediate nuclear retaliation?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
obama wiretapped me too

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



quote:

To visualize the NATO-Russia missile defense stand-off, experts at the Center of Strategic and International Studies (CSIS) put together an interactive map showing what each side has in its arsenal — from missile defense to land-based and naval-based strike capabilities.

https://missilethreat.csis.org/russia-nato-a2ad-environment/

Serf
May 5, 2011


euphronius posted:

Anyone can run!!

well i mean not literally anyone

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sup

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

no one sucks like gaston
no one fucks like gaston
thanks to craigslist now nobody cucks like gaston
[the husband will just sit there ma~asturbating]
no other guy
gaston

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

euphronius posted:

Anyone can run!!

Soon, we all will, when the wars begin.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Good Citizen posted:

What even happens after the piss tape drops? Does trump just disappear? Do they ignore it and half of the US pretends it's not really him even though it definitely is? Immediate nuclear retaliation?

nothing happens, why would anything happen

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Serf posted:

well i mean not literally anyone

Oscar pistorus runs

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
pay what you owe NATO

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Remember that House episode where the patient is a competitive bike rider and he has some condition that was hidden because the main treatment was frequent blood transfusions? That was pretty clever.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


i'm running away from all these bad posts

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Serf posted:

well i mean not literally anyone

especially not that 8 year old girl and navy seal that Trump killed

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
trump is all about the small children

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

tromp and stoltenberg should be double teaming the press corps any minutes now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiMy7dpbZMs

trump is speaking now :siren:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Admiral Ray posted:

i dunno how to help you. :smith:

It's ok, it's just almost always too sweet, I just like wine dry and full of tannins.

Serf
May 5, 2011


euphronius posted:

Oscar pistorus runs

he also murders women

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

a man whose face is entirely gin blossoms and has a visibly prolapsed liver....turns out he doesn't drink

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

being under investigation is very "punk" now and Roger didnt want to be left out

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Good thing the north sea will be well protected. Sucks for the UK tho.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
N..negative... calories?... you mean I can delete this pizza off my fat rear end just by chugging boxes of white wine every day?

I learn so much from SA.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

that's NATO secretary stoltenberg. y'know, the org trump wants to pull out of.

So Ivanka?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/tackettdc/status/852251343955820545

In the past two hours, he's reversed on JYNA, the Export-Import Bank, and NATO.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tenderjerk posted:

POUR SOME RANCH ON THAT TESLA INSTEAD OF RUNNING FOR ED BALLS ANIMES GO GO POWER RANGERS KELLYANNE UGLY, NATE SHOOK, MCDONALDS GOOD(?) BILL MITCHELL DRESSED LIKE A FURRY OR W/E, so what

you missed Pittsburgh

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SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

tenderjerk posted:

a man whose face is entirely gin blossoms and has a visibly prolapsed liver....turns out he doesn't drink

hey jealousy

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