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thanks man i thought that was pretty good. i was pretty happy with the joke though the structure could have been better maybe. thanks for having my back. the next time you want to get a joke/post over real big I got your back. Just put a, hrmm, @ in there and that will be the signal to me to let me know that i should back up the post.
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:have u heard of the mandela effect yeah and its hilarious b/c it's like "who's dumb enough to not even remember correctly" and that makes me laugh but seriously though, someone post the abu vid when u find it 
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it turns out that the alt-right were the true cuckservatives all along
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i have no idea what the mandela effect is but I do know it was birthed in and is primarily housed in reddit so I just instinctively know it's dumb bullshit for crazies
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Epic High Five posted:and it's never actually confirmed that he learned to be less of a dick the 2017 version fixes this he's no longer a dick at the end (he's still aristocracy thou) and they make gaston into an attempted murderer
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Nonsense posted:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FROM SEAN SPICER when you lose alex jones and bill mitchell stays the course
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Robert Plant posted:Back when I could smoke weed I didn't really drink and I also smoked cigarettes and I was crazy skinny, like too skinny yah your mistake was that you stopped smoking. never drink unless you are also smoking
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FabioClone posted:the mandela effect doesn't actually exist. there's just a bunch of people who think it does. thats the mandela effect in action
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Squizzle posted:if you think about it hes the title character 🤔 He's the entire title.
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a helpful bear posted:its me in the food court. *in REM voice* that's me in the food court that's me at the strip mall gaining chicken nuggies
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zegermans posted:I've noticed that lifters are either the most progressive inclusive awesome people in the world or the worse loving dudebros in the universe. There's no in between. dudebros are swoletariat with false class consciousness 
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Imagine being a foreign dignitary going to the US to meet with the president, expecting to stay at the world famous White House and or maybe Camp David, show your kids a piece of history, and you have to go to Trump's tacky Florida estate instead.
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Epic High Five posted:also I'm literally cooking up a dozen egg omelet right now so lol guess who I side with halfway through eating that omelet, you don't dry heave from fullness?
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Epic High Five posted:I liked the interpretation of Beauty and the Beast where it was described as a allegory of a French Revolution where the aristocracy won. Gaston is the brave leader of the plebs who is willing to sacrifice it all and the Beast is the aloof mega wealthy figure who lives shut in up a castle and treats all as furniture it's more a victorian love story belle and her dad are mocked because he is an inventor (capitalist literally trying to sell a machine that puts woodcutters out of work), and the match between her and the beast redeems the aristocracy through romantic love so they can team up to oppress the working class
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Ruzihm posted:dudebros are swoletariat with false class consciousness rear end consciousness
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PIVOT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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How many campaign promises has he flipped on this week alone, 6?
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:halfway through eating that omelet, you don't dry heave from fullness? lol no in fact i eat it with 2 big peanut butter sandwiches leg days do....terrible things to your appetite
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Hodgepodge posted:it's more a victorian love story ya this is deffo my fav interpretation
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i guess by now everyone has determined they can manipulate trump via flattery and humiliation
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I miss being 11 and eating a box 20 piece McNuggets with little shame, those were the days.
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one of the characters in this story is Captain Hook https://twitter.com/PINACnews/status/852259278970916864 tacodaemon fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Apr 12, 2017 |
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:thats the mandela effect in action Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika
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more from that wsj piece quote:Mr. Trump said recent reports of infighting among his senior staff—particularly chief strategist Steve Bannon and son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner—were “overblown.” But he referred to Mr. Bannon as “a guy who works for me” and noted that he, Mr. Trump, was his own “strategist.” 2nd hit in a row from trump on bannon (after the nypost yesterday)
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tacodaemon posted:i had a professor in college who argued pretty persuasively that "hamlet" is internally contradictory about hamlet's implied general age range yeah he's stated to be thirty but every other indicator of his age including the basic premise of the plot (folks going along with his uncle taking over in place of him, the actual heir) makes it pretty clear he's supposed to be a teenager
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Gringostar posted:gaston heart was going to explode by his mid 30's anyway with how much red meat and cholesterol he consumed on a daily basis it's like being a mighty bull in the field, fuckin all the mighty heifer ladies you can either die broken and invalid from old age or you can take a good old fashioned anal electrocution in your prime, surrounded by a brood of your children
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mannerup posted:more from that wsj piece added trump, "if anyone around here is death, its me, right?"
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also the united thing is some awful poo poo but honestly it's not the president's place to comment on stuff like that. but trump can't resist any distraction and must have an opinion on everything
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quote:Thomas Smith’s family is outraged, saying their relative is unable to physically speak, so he had to resort to pushing buttons on the telephone to communicate with the dispatcher.
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Epic High Five posted:ya this is deffo my fav interpretation basically it's a romantic version of the "great betrayal" of the workers in the 1832 Reform Act e: wires crossed but i think the corn laws had a similar dynamic as well or something Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Apr 12, 2017 |
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GobiasIndustries posted:How many campaign promises has he flipped on this week alone, 6? TRUMP: just say I did it LENS: but you didn't do- TRUMP: Doesn't matter. Say it. LENS: thanks to president Trump, NATO allies are starting to pay their fair share. TRUMP: I fuckin' love NATO, now tell them how NATO fights terrorism (more) now, Lens! No longer obsolete, let's go to war, boys!
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there's two squirrels in the tree outside my window that have been taking turns humping each other for like 5 minutes
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logikv9 posted:Gaston was a leech who consumed everybody's food to feed his body image disorder But he hunted all the game?
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