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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Don't doxx sean spicer

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i like to pour a whole sunkist orange soda into a bag of chili cheese fritos and let them soak overnight

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Joementum posted:

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
                        /


(you've got to pronounce it correctly, too)

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Dork457 posted:

I heard Trump's doing some stupid poo poo today.

So, another day ending in Y then

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I actually can't think of what cartoon character sessions sounds like, his voice is too Lindsay Graham feminine to be foghorn leghorn

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fullhouse posted:

nah Daria is good and Belle is a small town girl that goes to university and comes back hating everyone still there for being an unlearned peasant

tayne, basically

I dropped out of high school to get a job because my dad died.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm basically the power child for the white working class except I wised up.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/DafnaLinzer/status/852245803200647171

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela/status/852264788910419968

lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




This is from an anti-trickle down economics site I'm sure

Those filthy capitalists feel they're entitled to my labor and use militarized police and legal corruption to force it out of me!!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
remember this guys

What follows is my 100-day action plan to Make America Great Again. It is a contract between myself and the American voter — and begins with restoring honesty, accountability and change to Washington

Therefore, on the first day of my term of office, my administration will immediately pursue the following six measures to clean up the corruption and special interest collusion in Washington, DC:

* FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress; Nope

* SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health);

* THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated;

* FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service;

* FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government;

* SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.

On the same day, I will begin taking the following 7 actions to protect American workers:

* FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205 Nope

* SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership

* THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator Nope

* FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately

* FIFTH, I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars' worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.

* SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward

* SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure

Additionally, on the first day, I will take the following five actions to restore security and the constitutional rule of law:

* FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama [/b]Nope[/b]

* SECOND, begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States

* THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities

* FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won't take them back

* FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting. Nope

Next, I will work with Congress to introduce the following broader legislative measures and fight for their passage within the first 100 days of my Administration:

1. Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act. An economic plan designed to grow the economy 4% per year and create at least 25 million new jobs through massive tax reduction and simplification, in combination with trade reform, regulatory relief, and lifting the restrictions on American energy. The largest tax reductions are for the middle class. A middle-class family with 2 children will get a 35% tax cut. The current number of brackets will be reduced from 7 to 3, and tax forms will likewise be greatly simplified. The business rate will be lowered from 35 to 15 percent, and the trillions of dollars of American corporate money overseas can now be brought back at a 10 percent rate.

2. End The Offshoring Act. Establishes tariffs to discourage companies from laying off their workers in order to relocate in other countries and ship their products back to the U.S. tax-free.

3. American Energy & Infrastructure Act. Leverages public-private partnerships, and private investments through tax incentives, to spur $1 trillion in infrastructure investment over 10 years. It is revenue neutral.

4. School Choice And Education Opportunity Act. Redirects education dollars to give parents the right to send their kid to the public, private, charter, magnet, religious or home school of their choice. Ends common core, brings education supervision to local communities. It expands vocational and technical education, and make 2 and 4-year college more affordable.

5. Repeal and Replace Obamacare Act. Fully repeals Obamacare and replaces it with Health Savings Accounts, the ability to purchase health insurance across state lines, and lets states manage Medicaid funds. Reforms will also include cutting the red tape at the FDA: there are over 4,000 drugs awaiting approval, and we especially want to speed the approval of life-saving medications. [/b]Nope[/b]

6. Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act. Allows Americans to deduct childcare and elder care from their taxes, incentivizes employers to provide on-side childcare services, and creates tax-free Dependent Care Savings Accounts for both young and elderly dependents, with matching contributions for low-income families.

7. End Illegal Immigration Act Fully-funds the construction of a wall on our southern border with the full understanding that the country Mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such wall; establishes a 2-year mandatory minimum federal prison sentence for illegally re-entering the U.S. after a previous deportation, and a 5-year mandatory minimum for illegally re-entering for those with felony convictions, multiple misdemeanor convictions or two or more prior deportations; also reforms visa rules to enhance penalties for overstaying and to ensure open jobs are offered to American workers first.

8. Restoring Community Safety Act. Reduces surging crime, drugs and violence by creating a Task Force On Violent Crime and increasing funding for programs that train and assist local police; increases resources for federal law enforcement agencies and federal prosecutors to dismantle criminal gangs and put violent offenders behind bars.

9. Restoring National Security Act. Rebuilds our military by eliminating the defense sequester and expanding military investment; provides Veterans with the ability to receive public VA treatment or attend the private doctor of their choice; protects our vital infrastructure from cyber-attack; establishes new screening procedures for immigration to ensure those who are admitted to our country support our people and our values

10. Clean up Corruption in Washington Act. Enacts new ethics reforms to Drain the Swamp and reduce the corrupting influence of special interests on our politics.

On November 8th, Americans will be voting for this 100-day plan to restore prosperity to our economy, security to our communities, and honesty to our government.

This is my pledge to you.

And if we follow these steps, we will once more have a government of, by and for the people.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


GENERAL Jens Stoltenberg is stuck in the White House

GENERAL Jeff Sessions has challenged him to a duel

GENERAL Jeff Sessions and GENERAL Jens Stoltenberg engage in a fight to the death inside the OVAL OFFICE

the survivor is promoted to FIELD MARSHAL

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


This is Max Deoperationalize-room

Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."

Hodgepodge posted:

he was also a beast because he was a dick who wouldn't let someone in from the cold

then again he was like 10 when that happened i think?

still a huge dick though, and that's straight up his basic characterization- cursed to be a beast until he learns to be less of a dick

He was an adult when he got cursed - The movie made it clearer that they all stopped ageing when they were cursed but even in the original if you think about it chip was just a boy and his teapot mum wasn't really in a condition to gently caress and make babbie teacups.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Epic High Five posted:

Those filthy capitalists feel they're entitled to my labor and use militarized police and legal corruption to force it out of me!!!!

Story checks out. What should we do now, chief?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Handed Missus posted:

GENERAL Jens Stoltenberg is stuck in the White House

have the elevator repairmen been called? :ohdear:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Nonsense posted:

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FROM SEAN SPICER

what'd he do now???

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Trump's Whitehouse is already sort of a skeleton crew, if he starts throwing people under the bus I wonder if he'll even be able to keep critical positions filled? Or what bottom-of-the-barrel D-listers they'll have to dredge up to nominate?

I think it's imaginable that without people like Bannon and Priebus to provide some direction, contact and organization, Trump just stops doing much of anything. I guess the people in his cabinet have shown enough autonomy that awful immigration, law enforcement, environment, education and military policy will continue on their own without him and Congress could in theory get their poo poo together enough to start sending nightmare bills to sign, but Trump himself might mostly give up.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I did a thing posted:

Story checks out. What should we do now, chief?

Buy guns and learn to use them, and encourage other progressives and minority groups to do the same

Voter suppression is going to be thrown into crazy overdrive after KS-04 now that Gorsuch is confirmed, and realistically there's only one way to fight it when the people imposing it ignore the rule of law

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Dork457 posted:

I heard Trump's doing some stupid poo poo today.

Dont piss on PIVOT DAYYYYY

unless it's at tonight's private PIVOT DAYYYYYY CELEBRATION

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/RealDanHensley/status/852255470618374144
https://twitter.com/RealDanHensley/status/852028085931081728
https://twitter.com/RealDanHensley/status/852019395354177538

:nallears:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Steve Bannon replaced as Chief Strategist by.... Disco Inferno???

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009


:lol: that they think they've earned what they have.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
I feel like we all moved on wayyyyy to fast from the fact that the day started with Dr Benjamin Carson getting trapped in an elevator.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

who laughs at children for believing in santa?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Dolash posted:

Trump's Whitehouse is already sort of a skeleton crew, if he starts throwing people under the bus I wonder if he'll even be able to keep critical positions filled? Or what bottom-of-the-barrel D-listers they'll have to dredge up to nominate?

I think it's imaginable that without people like Bannon and Priebus to provide some direction, contact and organization, Trump just stops doing much of anything. I guess the people in his cabinet have shown enough autonomy that awful immigration, law enforcement, environment, education and military policy will continue on their own without him and Congress could in theory get their poo poo together enough to start sending nightmare bills to sign, but Trump himself might mostly give up.

One weekend, he just never comes back from Mar-a-lago. Few in the White House notice, other than Ivanka who seems remarkably more relaxed and less jumpy than before.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/852261105892241413

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Dolash posted:

Trump's Whitehouse is already sort of a skeleton crew, if he starts throwing people under the bus I wonder if he'll even be able to keep critical positions filled? Or what bottom-of-the-barrel D-listers they'll have to dredge up to nominate?

I think it's imaginable that without people like Bannon and Priebus to provide some direction, contact and organization, Trump just stops doing much of anything. I guess the people in his cabinet have shown enough autonomy that awful immigration, law enforcement, environment, education and military policy will continue on their own without him and Congress could in theory get their poo poo together enough to start sending nightmare bills to sign, but Trump himself might mostly give up.

trump's already given up, the AHCA took the fight out of him completely

he just mopes around all day now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Majorian posted:

:lol: that they think they've earned what they have.

i'm assuming they've accidentally tripped into making a conservative meme expressing their love for the labor theory of value

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Goffer posted:

He was an adult when he got cursed - The movie made it clearer that they all stopped ageing when they were cursed but even in the original if you think about it chip was just a boy and his teapot mum wasn't really in a condition to gently caress and make babbie teacups.

His dad became a saucy saucer who wanted to stay an immortal piece of dinnerware forever

Which is why he's long gone by the time Belle gets there

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/casspa/status/852265172043522048

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

That DICK! posted:

who laughs at children for believing in santa?

other children

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

remember this guys


And if we follow these steps, we will once more have a government of, by and for the people.

The US trade abuses thing, any ethics related thing, and all the legislative points, you can add them all to the Nope list.l

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Hmmm, what a piece of poo poo lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Tainen posted:

I feel like we all moved on wayyyyy to fast from the fact that the day started with Dr Benjamin Carson getting trapped in an elevator.

7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me up
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

That DICK! posted:

who laughs at children for believing in santa?

me

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



:capitalism:

e:f;b

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

oh wait i had a tab open to a page FISA article and holy poo poo this line

quote:

“This confirms all of my suspicions about unjustified, politically motivated government surveillance,” Page said in an interview Tuesday. “I have nothing to hide.” He compared surveillance of him to the eavesdropping that the FBI and Justice Department conducted against civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hey, remember this guy?

https://twitter.com/NPMRP/status/852268948158640128

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


invoking hitler stopped being effective a long time ago

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