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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Trump is a retard with no plan or attention span, lol

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Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
Wanna hear a joke?

Republican healthcare

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Serious question, what are the signs of early onset dementia?

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

He keeps insisting that Barack Obama broadcast attack on mosul I'm pretty sure that never, ever. Anyone c/d?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

this is my sex face

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Arrhythmia posted:

this is my sex face

lmao just saw @realdonaldtrump in the bottom right podium, this is the world that we live in

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lil Peeler posted:

He keeps insisting that Barack Obama broadcast attack on mosul I'm pretty sure that never, ever. Anyone c/d?

I mean there were definitely stories that said troops were preparing for an offensive on mosul for like a month beforehand but he didn't leak specific military operations or anything

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
when is Trumps next rally where he says what he is going to do, in the future, which will never come


Trump is literally the "Free Beer Tomorrow" sign that you see at bars.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Chinatown posted:

when is Trumps next rally where he says what he is going to do, in the future, which will never come


Trump is literally the "Free Beer Tomorrow" sign that you see at bars.

Those signs are slim and square and President Trump is fat and round lol

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Good news everyone!

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/852214044085899265

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Lil Peeler posted:

Those signs are slim and square and President Trump is fat and round lol

and they broadcast an inherent sense of humor, while Trump hasn't really been shown to have any sense of humor whatsoever.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Kumo posted:

Serious question, what are the signs of early onset dementia?

1. Subtle short-term memory changes
2. Difficulty finding the right words
3. Changes in mood
4. Apathy
5. Difficulty completing normal tasks
6. Confusion
7. Difficulty following storylines
8. A failing sense of direction
9. Being repetitive
10. Struggling to adapt to change

I'd say that Trump fits 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, and 10.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Kumo posted:

Serious question, what are the signs of early onset dementia?

Is it still considered early onset when your president is about to turn 71 in his first year in office?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Is it still considered early onset when your president is about to turn 71 in his first year in office?

I suppose not. I don't know much about diagnosing mental diseases, merely suffering from them and telling strange people on the internet about it.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Is it still considered early onset when your president is about to turn 71 in his first year in office?

Lol remember when Hillary and berney were both too old and now our president is both old and suffering from dementia? 😂🤣

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/852247102147223552

Lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Scary! posted:

"I guess it's time for my nap."

*sleepy time Ben Carson hits the big red button that says emergency stop in the elevator and rolls out a sleeping bag on the floor*

I laughed at this in class and had to hide it with a fake coughing fit

Anyway, here's a jpg of the most terrifying porno ever made:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Me too me too lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

I laughed at this in class and had to hide it with a fake coughing fit

Anyway, here's a jpg of the most terrifying porno ever made:



They could have gotten a better actress, that looks nothing like ivanka

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

he should civilly liberate some balls into his mouth IMHO

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Blue Train posted:

They could have gotten a better actress, that looks nothing like ivanka

lol my first guess was megyn kelly

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
just 1461 days to go

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiMy7dpbZMs

Live lols

E: aww man, they just finished .... my lols, my lols

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

my new dog posted:

just 1461 days to go

gonna need more lol storage

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Attitude Indicator posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiMy7dpbZMs

Live lols

E: aww man, they just finished .... my lols, my lols

yes. yees. hope trump has another nato bill for 300 zillion prepared and jens has to explain again that no thats not how nato funding works

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Has someone broken out the doomsday clock yet? We need a good indicator of our imminent demise right now. lol

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


But make it so its also a LOL-o-meter so the closer to doomsday we are the more lols we have

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Hihohe posted:

Has someone broken out the doomsday clock yet? We need a good indicator of our imminent demise right now. lol

Yeah it's about five past midnight and we're all already dead

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Dial-a-Dog posted:

Yeah it's about five past midnight and we're all already dead

Well according to my chart I am rofl.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Hihohe posted:

Has someone broken out the doomsday clock yet? We need a good indicator of our imminent demise right now. lol

the lol clock says it's next Friday already

Qvark
May 4, 2010
Soiled Meat

turn off the TV posted:

Holy poo poo Spicey what the gently caress


https://www.facebook.com/PressSec/


I think that he's gone into hibernation at this time of year.

Welp, this was a bit too good to be true.
http://gizmodo.com/that-viral-sean-spicer-apology-about-fellow-germans-is-1794246771

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

my new dog posted:

just 1461 days to go

:unsmigghh:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
lol just lol if you think you have four digits worth of days left on this rock

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Chinatown posted:

gonna need more lol storage



Raiders of the Lost Lols. If you open your eyes you die of laughter.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Scary! posted:

"I guess it's time for my nap."

*sleepy time Ben Carson hits the big red button that says emergency stop in the elevator and rolls out a sleeping bag on the floor*

lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


The proof that this article provides is a statement made via Twitter by the technology editor of the UK edition of Business Insider. The Twitter post's evidence that the page was a hoax account is that the Facebook page is now deleted.

Said Facebook page was created around the inauguration and had been making daily, non parody updates and posts regularly since then.

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

lol, he's is trying healthcare reform again.

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