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Honey dinner is going to be a bit I keep getting out cyber outbid on these sausages and they won't immolate themselves in this electric griddle for you to consume. Also for the last time take the loving dog's cellphone away.
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UHD posted:bernie is old enough to have played ad&d where gold = xp and all the artwork in the monster manual is hosed up and weird hosed up weird artwork was the best. I miss it in these new RPGs.
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Not a Step posted:Your wirelessly connected always online smartgun can spend bitcoins to create a smart contract with your opponent's body armor through the internet of things. If you tag the transaction with a high enough fee the armor will create a NAP with the smart bullet and will step aside rather than impede the bullet's passage. You can also put your smart bullets on the public market, giving them a chance to sign contracts to kill nearby bystanders wanted by other bidders. isn't this ocelot's evil plan from mgs4
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paranoid randroid posted:i thought the wireless thing was kind of stupid until i realized that we already got wireless enabled fridges and fuckin vibrators, so of course the future will have guns that connect to the internet. Democrats want "smart guns" to be the law. So.... (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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[extremely powercrazy voice] hmm how can i work pissy whining into this discussion about cybernetic guns and sausages
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lmao if u don't think smart guns will exist and will also be very, very dumb
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Shear Modulus posted:isn't this ocelot's evil plan from mgs4 also most republicans
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cop, wielding smart gun: hands on your head! console cowboy: lmao *cop's gun explodes*
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Serf posted:cop, wielding smart gun: hands on your head! why even bother with that when u know kung fu 
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Serf posted:cop, wielding smart gun: hands on your head! *gun's built-in law enforcement sensor directs explosion away from cop and toward a passing child*
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i like that Shadowrun has two private police companies Lone Star, for when you need them to be fat doughnut jockies who might rough you up a little but also accept bribes Knights Errant, for when you need then to be STOP RESISTING ARREST STOP RESISTING ARREST! *unloads magazine into car*
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Al! posted:also most republicans ocelot is a republican and neocon big boss is anarchist solid snake is a democrat who has been hosed by authority over and over but keeps coming back
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Cyber Republicans passing the 8234th resolution calling for the repeal of Obamacare
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Venuz Patrol posted:*gun's built-in law enforcement sensor directs explosion away from cop and toward a passing child* CHILD DETECTED CHILD NOT BROWN ENOUGH ALTERNATIVE CHILD DETECTED SEARCHING SEARCHING JAYWALKING TICKET FOUND EXECUTING PROTOCOL: NOANGEL
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Shear Modulus posted:ocelot is a republican and neocon Is Solidus a libertarian?
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Al! posted:why even bother with that cause this is a much better scene 
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Serf posted:CHILD DETECTED can we have smart bullets that automatically search someone's facebook and send pictures to local journalists of them frowning or holding their hands in a threatening manner and they're passing through a child's brain that's less cyberpunk and more like the Culture though.
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Al! posted:can we have smart bullets that automatically search someone's facebook and send pictures to local journalists of them frowning or holding their hands in a threatening manner and they're passing through a child's brain p sure it could fit into either world tbh and this one. especially this one
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Fluoride Jones posted:Is Solidus a libertarian? He's a sovereign citizen.
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Serf posted:lmao if u don't think smart guns will exist and will also be very, very dumb gun nuts flipped their poo poo and sent death threats to gun store owners who carried the first iteration of smart guns with the safety locks
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i don't think you guys seriously appreciate the all-encompassing paranoia of the current day gun enthusiast
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the only smart gun that gun nuts would actually buy would connect to your security system that streams to your phone, letting you press a button and blast away any intruders even when you're gone it would be incredibly easy to hack, of course
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paranoid randroid posted:i thought the wireless thing was kind of stupid until i realized that we already got wireless enabled fridges and fuckin vibrators, so of course the future will have guns that connect to the internet. there'll be an app on my gvn that shows how many bullets i spent and itll locate all my shells and bullets for me so hide (hide, hide, its you i come for)
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the only smart gun that gun owners would actually support is one that prints out the state's castle doctrine law justifying them putting 10 rounds in the 7 year old black child bleeding out near their car at the gas station
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SIRI SHOOT SIRI SHOOT SIRI...... SHOOT SIRI PLEASE
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The Muppets On PCP posted:gun nuts flipped their poo poo and sent death threats to gun store owners who carried the first iteration of smart guns with the safety locks rare situation of gun nuts not following along with every bit of the gun industry's bullshit but also very typical of them to focus their ire on retailers and not the gun manufacturers cartel that's pushing the IoT guns
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the reason the gun industry wants to do smart guns is entirely to crack down on reselling they don't get a cut of
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Al! posted:SIRI SHOOT
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[extremely ted talk guy]: over the past 6 months, working with investors consumers and gun manufacturers, we at KilliDex discovered a way to gameify gun safety, starting.......... now! (starts firing pistol randomly into audience)
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The Muppets On PCP posted:the only smart gun that gun owners would actually support is one that prints out the state's castle doctrine law justifying them putting 10 rounds in the 7 year old black child bleeding out near their car at the gas station I'm a little unclear as to the specifics here: is the gun owner shooting the 7-year old black child because, they were bleeding out near their car, or for some other reason?
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The Muppets On PCP posted:i don't think you guys seriously appreciate the all-encompassing paranoia of the current day gun enthusiast journalists report on gun ownership as averages, like "1 guns for every person in america", to cover up the fact that most guns are owned by a tiny group of insane lunatics that buy and hoard literally hundreds of guns each
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you know how we've been telling bad dems to stop being so timid and perfectly calculated and to start supporting actual leftist policies? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/12/french-presidential-election-surge-far-left-candidate-melenchon quote:Helped by his caustic rhetoric, strong performances in televised debates and a slick campaign that includes addressing rallies by hologram and Fiscal Combat – a “hit-the-rich” video game – his personal approval rating has leapt 22 points in a month to 68 points, making him France’s most popular politician. quote:Mélenchon’s policies include reducing France’s working week from 35 to 32 hours, lowering the retirement age to 60, raising the minimum wage and social security benefits, and taxing earnings of more than €33,000 a month at 100%. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/27/jean-luc-melenchon-french-presidential-election-hard-left-candidate too bad about his bad opinions on nuclear power and russia, though
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I'm a little unclear as to the specifics here: is the gun owner shooting the 7-year old black child because, they were bleeding out near their car, or for some other reason? the black child is now bleeding out because they were perforated by the gun owner the reason is because they were black in the presence of the gun owner
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SKULL.GIF posted:you know how we've been telling bad dems to stop being so timid and perfectly calculated and to start supporting actual leftist policies? It's also an instructive example where the left-wing candidate in the big center-left Socialist party, Benoit Hamon, blew the lovely centrist candidate out of the water in their primary by a 17-point margin in the runoff and then the entirety of the Socialist party establishment has spent the last few months loving over Hamon as much as possible, their constituents' clear preference for him be damned. His runoff opponent even endorsed the lovely Michael Bloomberg-esque "centrist" candidate instead of Hamon, his party's nominee, lol.
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Shear Modulus posted:Making fun of Wu's appearance (rather than her dumb ideas about politics, gross-rear end keyboard, or "feminist" game that's male-gazey as hell and also looks like rear end) is not very productive. No post on the Something Awful politics forum is productive.
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