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Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
I was going to post something but then i got high and now I'm in byob. :hellyeah:

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Fanky Malloons

Is your social worker inside that horse?
Hello yobfriends, today I helped embalm an autopsy case, and it was super gross and smelled weird but I had a real good time anyway and just wanted to share that I think my job is p rad!!

Fuck My Ass

FluffieDuckie posted:

hi guys. i'm back in town.

i didn't tell you i was leaving bc i didn't want you to be all "mom's out of town lets throw a kegger" but i'm back now

did i miss anything in the last 8 pages?

also if i owe you something like a pm response or something sorry i'm catching up slowly

we threw a massive kegger while you were gone
no need to be mad. kids will be kids.




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Fuck My Ass
also fluffie all the money you left us for pizza we spent on weed




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Macnult

Ride The Gravitron posted:

I was going to post something but then i got high and now I'm in byob. :hellyeah:

you did it!

Randaconda

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
smoking a bowl and drinking Old English


#justfloridathings

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
#redneckriviera

Randaconda

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Barking Gecko posted:

#redneckriviera

Nah, I'm pretty far from the beach, about sixty miles.

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vanisher

just soaking a bowl and chllin these leftovers
#justdadthings



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Robot Made of Meat

el dorito posted:

I did not know the meaning of my name and I apologize if I misled anyone to thinking that I knew spanish.

I took an introduction to spanish course online and the only thing I remember is how to order a beer: "una cerveza por favor".

Spanish lesson #2: "Dos cervezas, por favor!"


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Robot Made of Meat

Fanky Malloons posted:

Hello yobfriends, today I helped embalm an autopsy case, and it was super gross and smelled weird but I had a real good time anyway and just wanted to share that I think my job is p rad!!

I would think embalming an autopsy case would be . . .challenging?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

sb hermit





Dangerous Minority posted:

Hello there Dorito, I hope you enjoy your stay :cheers:

Thank you! Looking forward to it.

Putty posted:

The road to El Dorito, paved with golden mountain dew



there's a drink here called inka cola, it looks a lot like golden mountain dew!

tastes better though

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hi yob, today i petted my dog a lot and did some drawing. i'm going back to pdx for my birthday. i am very happy about that.

okay that's about it, but i am gonna start planning my inevitable move to the pnw bye.


sb hermit





Robot Made of Meat posted:

Spanish lesson #2: "Dos cervezas, por favor!"

I'm going to have to pull that one out at the next taco night, should be a hit

Arrhythmia

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Spanish lesson #2: "Dos cervezas, por favor!"

i can count to six in spanish, but i need to remember that i can't count to seven and that the word for six isn't the word for five again.

Manifisto


el dorito posted:

Thank you! Looking forward to it.



there's a drink here called inka cola, it looks a lot like golden mountain dew!

tastes better though

wow, are you in peru? if so, cool! have a pisco sour for me!


ty nesamdoom!

sb hermit





Manifisto posted:

wow, are you in peru? if so, cool! have a pisco sour for me!

nah, southern california. Lots of specialty supermarkets and peruvian restaurants though!

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

My friends, I have a meeting with a lady tonight. I hesitate to call it a date because I don't even know if I want to start dating again yet but it's food and maybe a drink or two.

I'd say wish me luck but you don't need luck when you've got a dog as cute as mine

E: this dog:

I Was The Fury fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Apr 13, 2017

Robot Made of Meat

Good luck on the tete-a-tete, IWTF!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Historical Wizards


Holy smokes, young David Attenborough :eyepop:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV74Ihd2ctY&t=138s


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

alnilam

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Good luck on the tete-a-tete, IWTF!

:agreed:


yowza

Robert Plant

I've said hello here once before but that was some time ago so I thought I ought to say hello again I hope this is okay

FluffieDuckie

Robert Plant posted:

I've said hello here once before but that was some time ago so I thought I ought to say hello again I hope this is okay

it's more than ok. did you tell us about your pets and your felonies back then?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Robert Plant

I did mention my cats

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Robert Plant posted:

I did mention my cats

But did you post pictures? Because that's a requirement

Unless you don't want to, then we're cool with just a quick mention.

vanisher

Just posting to also say cat pics are def a requirement but only if you want to

Manifisto


el dorito posted:

nah, southern california. Lots of specialty supermarkets and peruvian restaurants though!

ah, cool. have a pisco sour anyway! they're delicious.

I Was The Fury posted:

My friends, I have a meeting with a lady tonight.

nice, enjoy your rendezvous!

Robert Plant posted:

I've said hello here once before but that was some time ago so I thought I ought to say hello again I hope this is okay

hello again mr. plant, I'm a big fan of your music, def leppard is such an amazing band!!1!


ty nesamdoom!

Randaconda

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i've been trying to get a picture of the five-lined skink that lives around my steps, but he's a quick little fucker.

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Robot Made of Meat

Skink is a good word for that one thread about words . .


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

MarksMan
Hai guys there is a kitty in a hammock on the top of the forum I'm worried he might fall. What kind of forum do u guys think u r running here?> And all the buttons r crooked I think u guys r crooked too.

Fanky Malloons

Is your social worker inside that horse?

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I would think embalming an autopsy case would be . . .challenging?

In some ways, yes, because it's much messier and takes longer, but also all the blood vessels are super easy to access via the giant, empty body cavity, so there's pros and cons.

Robot Made of Meat

Sounds leaky.

And really icky, but I'm glad there are people like you who do such things, Fanky!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Historical Wizards


Manifisto posted:

The Honeydrippers is such an amazing band!!1!

Historical Wizards fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Apr 13, 2017

Manifisto


MarksMan posted:

Hai guys there is a kitty in a hammock on the top of the forum I'm worried he might fall. What kind of forum do u guys think u r running here?> And all the buttons r crooked I think u guys r crooked too.

the kitten of damocles alludes to the imminent and ever-present prospect of chill and friendship in the yob

the spinny images represent . . . hmm well h*ck I forget their significance I just like to watch them go

we're not real complicated here, but we're glad you'vs stopped by!

Arrhythmia
do you think anyone has every watched the pictures spin around, all the way around, until they were where they started

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I have and it is liberating

Robot Made of Meat

The spinny images represent the benificence of Zen Death Robot, as it was a gift to us on 4/20.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
new posters of byob, don't forget your friendship shackles!

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

I've never even looked in BYOB before :smith:
now u have :unsmith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisbp11Aw_A

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

vanisher posted:

Just posting to also say cat pics are def a requirement but only if your cat wants to

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