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FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
The last time there was a mass shooting in that town it killed a lot more people and a woman participated in it.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

FuriousxGeorge posted:

The last time there was a mass shooting in that town it killed a lot more people and a woman participated in it.

yeah well she was a wahabi and jon and friends don't talk about wahabis. they just blame the victims or guns/games.

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/742084188367519744

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/554850303166513152?lang=en

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/554845524319166466

https://twitter.com/aamer_rahman/status/554447793998135296

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Dapper_Swindler posted:

a school shooting happend. so eeyore has to talk about it.

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/851519480584863744

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/851518499843440641

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/851527595447525376

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/851525156547776513

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/851528910303092737

https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/851549433544282113

and a bunch of others. he is right to an extent but he acts like its some magic bullet that will solve it all, but like the clown he is, he offers no real solutions apart from newspeak bullshit.

MORE WOMEN SHOOTERS

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Weltlich posted:

MORE WOMEN SHOOTERS

yeah pretty much. there have been a bunch of women shooters. but most female mass murders prefer poison and poo poo.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Weltlich posted:

MORE WOMEN SHOOTERS

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/851576420719525888

How does someone have this as a thought process?

Have they ever traveled through O'Hare? Actually traveled? That place is a loving nightmare.. In fact I'm convinced Trump won the middle class business man vote by saying how much airports loving sucked in this country.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
So they overbook a flight, smash a guys face into a metal armrest and drag him off, purely because they wanted to put their staff onboard instead, and its his fault?

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I found a colleague of mine is a card-carrying demsoc and in his own words "hates america".

Yet seems content to pull down a six figure salary at an american company.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

OWLS! posted:

I found a colleague of mine is a card-carrying demsoc and in his own words "hates america".

Yet seems content to pull down a six figure salary at an american company.

so?

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Byolante posted:

So they overbook a flight, smash a guys face into a metal armrest and drag him off, purely because they wanted to put their staff onboard instead, and its his fault?
it gets worse. it may not have been overbooked at all to begin with if you consider paying customers only
http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-united-video-20170410-story.html

quote:

[But Munoz, whose version of the episode appears to come from the playbook of how to dig oneself into an ever deeper hole, also undermined the argument that the flight was overbooked. He related that “after the flight was fully boarded,” gate agents “were approached by crewmembers that were told they needed to board the flight.” The implication is that the crewmembers heading to Louisville were late in arriving, that every passenger held a paid ticket and had been properly boarded, and only that only belatedly did United decide to pull passengers off the plane to make room.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsGawGjQIpY

There. Someone finally figured out how to impersonate Trump properly. Seriously just use the clips from the debates, and him acting like an rear end in a top hat to reporters. It's not that hard.

Seriously. Dude's a comedic goldmine that would put Nixon, Clinton, and Bush II to shame. Have fun with him.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

OWLS! posted:

I found a colleague of mine is a card-carrying demsoc and in his own words "hates america".

Yet seems content to pull down a six figure salary at an american company.

That's me

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsGawGjQIpY

There. Someone finally figured out how to impersonate Trump properly. Seriously just use the clips from the debates, and him acting like an rear end in a top hat to reporters. It's not that hard.

Seriously. Dude's a comedic goldmine that would put Nixon, Clinton, and Bush II to shame. Have fun with him.

:laffo: even his facial expressions are spot-on

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

OWLS! posted:

I found a colleague of mine is a card-carrying demsoc and in his own words "hates america".

Yet seems content to pull down a six figure salary at an american company.

tbqh, i'd rather have the people earning six figures "hating" america than loving it

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
6 figgies it guy

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

i was iffy based on pictures alone but this dude's Trump is on point

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

zeal posted:

i was iffy based on pictures alone but this dude's Trump is on point

Seriously Trump is a (GOOD) SNL parody of a politician come to life.

The press conference he gave making fun of CNN, Buzzfeed? That's exactly the type of thing I saw happen with a Janet Reno skit back when Ferrell played her.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Nothing SNL has ever been good.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

an actual dog posted:

Nothing SNL has ever been good.

john belushi you loving idiot

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsGawGjQIpY

There. Someone finally figured out how to impersonate Trump properly. Seriously just use the clips from the debates, and him acting like an rear end in a top hat to reporters. It's not that hard.

Seriously. Dude's a comedic goldmine that would put Nixon, Clinton, and Bush II to shame. Have fun with him.
the "socially conscious first, funny second" phase of comedy needs to die before "having fun with trump" can actually happen

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

get that OUT of my face posted:

the "socially conscious first, funny second" phase of comedy needs to die before "having fun with trump" can actually happen

I gotta find the cumtown clip, but it kinda nailed how the whole "trump is good for comedy" thing is hosed.

"but seriously folks, we hear at the Laugh Factory have to march on DC and do something!".

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

FuzzySkinner posted:

I gotta find the cumtown clip, but it kinda nailed how the whole "trump is good for comedy" thing is hosed.

"but seriously folks, we hear at the Laugh Factory have to march on DC and do something!".
i know which episode you're talking about and agree with nick on that. comedy has phases and this will also pass, but it definitely hasn't gotten better in the past five months

speaking of having a non-functioning sense of humor:

get that OUT of my face has issued a correction as of 04:57 on Apr 13, 2017

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

OWLS! posted:

I found a colleague of mine is a card-carrying demsoc and in his own words "hates america".

Yet seems content to pull down a six figure salary at an american company.

Based on the posts in BFC and CSPAM that describes maybe 40% of goons.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Vox Nihili posted:

Based on the posts in BFC and CSPAM that describes maybe 40% of goons.

lol whom, I think a lot more are barely getting by. I mean when you see people on a certain bent of posting you know that they probably spend 30k a year on a maid but they have very serious opinions on how to get the votes of the american people and goddamn it America is just toot racist for anything good and they wish death upon the masses.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Grognan posted:

lol whom, I think a lot more are barely getting by.
baloogan makes a lot of money and hates everything and everyone including america, but he's not a dem socialist

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Vox Nihili posted:

Based on the posts in BFC and CSPAM that describes maybe 40% of goons.

Just the loud ones who have easy jobs that allow them to post at work all the time. What other kind of person would still be supporting Hillary besides someone that jerks off on the internet six hours a workday but thinks they deserve their station in life

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

get that OUT of my face posted:

speaking of having a non-functioning sense of humor:


I dunno, I laughed.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://qz.com/943931/murder-in-virtual-reality-video-games-should-be-illegal/

lol what the gently caress?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Virtual murderers should get the death penalty followed by a 20-second respawn.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN


I don't know anyone who wants to shell out like $400 for a vr headset though lol. What the hell is this nutjob even trying to accomplish?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

ROFL Octopus posted:

I don't know anyone who wants to shell out like $400 for a vr headset though lol. What the hell is this nutjob even trying to accomplish?

Click-based ad revenue.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

ROFL Octopus posted:

I don't know anyone who wants to shell out like $400 for a vr headset though lol. What the hell is this nutjob even trying to accomplish?

who knows. liberals and some leftists have been barrowing heavy from the moral panic dickheads from the right of late.

also vr is fun. my college libaray has a steamworks where you can mess with a digital printers and vr and other tech stuff. its cool. if i had a ton of money id get one.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/852722484583575552

Why is it still "blame the voters"?

No one looks back at the election of Nixon and goes "drat. loving Voters. You should have voted for Hubert Humphrey and/or George McGovern*! Thanks a-loving-lot assholes!" Because that in itself is incredibly stupid.

Hillary did this to herself. She ran a poo poo campaign and her own party squashed any sort of enthuasism that any legit lefty would have brought to the ticket. What a hosed in the head doomsday cult these assholes are in.

If there was legit the old "gently caress it. Molotov cocktail" option that Michael Moore described? How the gently caress do you blame some poor rear end midwesterner with not casting a vote for someone like Hillary at this point. (whether not voting, voting for trump, or voting third party). The old "neoliberalism can't fail, it can only be failed" quote needs to be drudged up again.


*FTR? McGovern was an okay candidate for POTUS in terms of policies..

Mr. Belding
May 19, 2006
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<- IS LAME-O PHOBE ->
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McGovern was killer and had the misfortune of running against a popular incumbent with a red hot economy. That election ruined the Democratic Party because they learned the wrong lesson.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

I was under the impression they learned the lesson they wanted to learn.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Mr. Belding posted:

McGovern was killer and had the misfortune of running against a popular incumbent with a red hot economy. That election ruined the Democratic Party because they learned the wrong lesson.

Same thing happened in the UK at the same time, Michael Foot & Labour was poised to make big gains from Thatcher in '83 but then the Falklands happened and saved the Iron Lady

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/852675925992800256

This person loving owns.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005


reading this thread worth it just for

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I know source and all (gently caress Fox News), but take a lookie here

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/14/huffington-post-blogger-suggests-taking-away-white-mens-right-to-vote.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.za/shelley-garland/could-it-be-time-to-deny-white-men-the-franchise_a_22036640/

A post so terrible and a person so fake? they took it down.

quote:

"It is time to wrestle control of the world back from white males, and the first step will be a temporary restriction of the franchise to them," according to Garland.

"If white men no longer had the vote, the progressive cause would be strengthened," she explained. "It would not be necessary to deny white men indefinitely–the denial of the vote to white men for 20 years (just less than a generation) would go some way to seeing a decline in the influence of reactionary and neo-liberal ideology in the world."

Garland blames white men for electing Donald Trump and voting for the United Kingdom to leave the European Union.

"The influence of reckless white males were one of the primary reasons that led to the Great Recession which began in 2008," she added. "This would also strike a blow against toxic white masculinity, one that is long needed."

This reminds me of the one time a legit feminist dunked on woke feminism.

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/792524452676243456

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/792529912259162112

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/792529912259162112

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
What a dumbass quote from Moore there.

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