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Tiny Deer posted:How much does an orphan ghost go for these days? Oh my bad it's for free, though no longer offered because, surprise, a white person offering demon Black haitian children for work draws ire. Too bad, you could have owned your own 'sassy orphaned, littered with scars Haitian satyr child.'
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value-brand cereal posted:Oh my bad it's for free, though no longer offered because, surprise, a white person offering demon Black haitian children for work draws ire. Too bad, you could have owned your own 'sassy orphaned, littered with scars Haitian satyr child.' What the gently caress is any of this and why are you so knowledgeable about tumblr's slave spirit salesman crowd?
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99 brands of beer on the wall... https://mobile.twitter.com/timemktg/status/851960178173980672 https://mobile.twitter.com/BRDBeyondRepair/status/851715369354055680 https://mobile.twitter.com/ChooseGlass/status/851794526863851520 https://mobile.twitter.com/senselondon/status/847511178192568320 Tsingtao is pretty bad beer if you havent had the pleasure
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im confused--how those are woke brands?
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leffe owns
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Hillary Clinton models Millennial-pink heels for Katy Perry's shoe line Hillary Clinton is getting a kick out of a certain pair of pink heels from Katy Perry's shoe line. The singer posted a picture of Clinton wearing a pair of cute-yet-sensible pumps from her Katy Perry Collections line. And the former presidential candidate wasn't just wearing any pair of shoes. "@HillaryClinton is wearing #TheHillary (OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH)," Perry wrote in the caption, pointing out that the heels bear Clinton's name. https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/04/11/hillary-clinton-models-heels-katy-perry-shoe-line/100336594/
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I had a discussion with a coworker yesterday, and I tried to explain why nobody at our company gives a poo poo and everyone hates their life and themselves, and he just didn't get why all these "slackers" don't "just work harder". So then I told him, "I'm a brand. That's what I was told to be, a human brand, an entrepreneur, a hungry shark always searching, searching for the best deal because The World Doesn't Owe You. As an entrepreneur, I seek to maximize personal ROI, that is, I work on things that are going to make me money. Working harder here doesn't get me promoted, paid more, or even paid attention to, so why would I do it? Working harder by itself is a negative ROI activity." He frowned and went back to his burrito. Now he understands Millennials.
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call to action posted:I had a discussion with a coworker yesterday, and I tried to explain why nobody at our company gives a poo poo and everyone hates their life and themselves, and he just didn't get why all these "slackers" don't "just work harder". Lol what a lovely millennial thing to say to somebody
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Apr 12, 2017 14:11
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You probably could just have played this https://youtu.be/HEwSfbE9IXc
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Buca di Bepis posted:Lol what a lovely millennial thing to say to somebody Lol how is that lovely in any way, old bro needs to learn why younger people are so quid pro quo in the workplace (because we've been taught we are owed nothing, and thus the corollary stands true, i owe you nothing) I guess I took my old boss' Einstein bumper sticker too literally. If doing things the same way and expecting a different result is insanity, then I'm not going to keep putting myself out there for nothing at work. Cause a smart man said that'd be insane
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"The reason I didn't clean up the milk jug I spilled in the dairy section, POPS, is because I'm my own marketer and it doesn't fit my brand"
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ChesterJT posted:Well sure but she's white and straight. Get WOKE navy! she's in the navy, she isn't straight
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Apr 12, 2017 20:02
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cool, words mean absolutely nothing now
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im a data pagan and a cyber vegan
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Buca di Bepis posted:"The reason I didn't clean up the milk jug I spilled in the dairy section, POPS, is because I'm my own marketer and it doesn't fit my brand" Unless your mom made you do this as a kid, no one has done this. Even at restaurants people usually don't clean up their own spill.
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MizPiz posted:Unless your mom made you do this as a kid, no one has done this. Even at restaurants people usually don't clean up their own spill. what
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uco5Ed-5y2U&t=183s
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Terror Sweat posted:You probably could just have played this still trying to figure out what schwepervesance is
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Hemingway To Go! posted:cool, words mean absolutely nothing now it's such a weirdly narrow focus for feminism too, like the only thing feminism has ever been concerned with for the last 200 years is making abortion mandatory. the language was clearly chosen to dog whistle other culture warriors, but it's sad that they couldn't even get more creative with it.
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call to action posted:I had a discussion with a coworker yesterday, and I tried to explain why nobody at our company gives a poo poo and everyone hates their life and themselves, and he just didn't get why all these "slackers" don't "just work harder". *looks into someone's eyes very deeply and with utmost sincerity* I'm a brand.
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Help plan the company Christmas party? maybe you didn't know, but i'm part of the quid pro quo generation
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call to action posted:I had a discussion with a coworker yesterday, and I tried to explain why nobody at our company gives a poo poo and everyone hates their life and themselves, and he just didn't get why all these "slackers" don't "just work harder". How the gently caress did you think this made you look good
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Apr 13, 2017 04:52
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He's not being serious. He's presenting a ridiculous millennial stereotype to troll you. I refuse to believe otherwise.
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Apr 13, 2017 10:56
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millenials are all the guy from nightcrawler actually
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idk why everyone is mocking the post so hard gently caress anyone who thinks i'm going to work hard exclusively for the good of my puritan soul or w/e.
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Apr 13, 2017 14:29
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because you can say that without literally telling someone you're a brand looking to maximize your return on investment or whatever
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I'm a feminist and am strongly pro-choice... in energy sources
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I didn't literally say those words, you idiots. It was more of a "why the gently caress should I put more into a system that's explicitly told me that it will only invest in me when it's profitable to them" to a person that is the literal embodiment of Puritan Work Ethic. I'd rather be mocked for that viewpoint that be A Real Hard Worker (for no extra pay), so let 'er rip
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Apr 13, 2017 15:34
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Marvel got woke as gently caress this week
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PED use isn't woke and that guy is on steroids for sure duder.
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If Nightcrawler poofs into the grand stands to catch a homerun is that an out?
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Blue Train posted:Everyone should watch this, or at least the two middle episodes The whole thing should watched (and everything else Adam Curtis). Part 4 is is important just to see how the Democrats/Labour Party discarded everything they stood for to regain power.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Marvel got woke as gently caress this week Lol that they printed a comic with hidden messages about how Muslims should never be ruled by filthy Kuffir.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Marvel got woke as gently caress this week Lol
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lmao goddamnquote:However, in an interview with local Jakarta newspaper Jawa Pos published today and translated by Coconuts, Ardian stated that he had tried to explain his side to Marvel. “But Marvel is owned by Disney. When Jews are offended, there is no mercy.”
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i like bro team pill, he is one of the few sorta alt right types(idk if he even is) that i like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZly6bW3UMk his best video.
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