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Onmi posted:Superior Spiderman is awful, Dan Slott is an awful writer, that set of panels is perfect. 
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Jerusalem posted:Also because he's poor as poo poo and kinda pathetic (which I love) - here he is taking lil' Franklin Richards out for a hot dog to help make him feel better after his Uncle Johnny died: Now post the one where he tells the other heroes about Doc Ock swapping with him and modifying his web fluid formula 
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Mikl posted:Now post the one where he tells the other heroes about Doc Ock swapping with him and modifying his web fluid formula  That one kind of bugs me because after he reveals that he's stuck his own pants to his butt the Avengers should have been all,"Welp, that's the real Spider-Man alright!" instead of insisting on a battery of tests to prove his identity. I mean hell, it only took the Green Goblin getting hit with one joke to figure it out!
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Jerusalem posted:Also because he's poor as poo poo and kinda pathetic (which I love) - here he is taking lil' Franklin Richards out for a hot dog to help make him feel better after his Uncle Johnny died: So into these hot dogs he doesn't even notice Gwen came back to life back there. I loved him explaining Superior Spider-Man and (I think) Spider-Man 2099 replying "yeah that seems about dumb enough to be true." I stopped reading comics super heavy right after the first Civil War so I didn't get all the Slott hate I would see around. Like, all I knew him from was his She-Hulk stuff and the Spider-Man/Human Torch mini. Then I got Marvel Unlimited and started catching up on things... Jerusalem posted:
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Apr 13, 2017 16:00
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Jerusalem posted:
spider-woman did say that it was absolutely him after that iirc
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Apr 13, 2017 16:04
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Jerusalem posted:
Thank you. Man, I love goofy luckless Peter Parker
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Apr 13, 2017 16:07
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Jerusalem posted:
Well he didn't crap himself yet.
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Apr 13, 2017 19:01
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Can't he just patent his web formula and sell the rights to 3M or DuPont or whoever for a fortune? Maybe if action wasn't his reward he might be able to afford a car. Or even a cab.
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Payndz posted:Can't he just patent his web formula and sell the rights to 3M or DuPont or whoever for a fortune? Maybe if action wasn't his reward he might be able to afford a car. Or even a cab. The canonical argument is "nobody wanted to buy a fast-setting adhesive that cleanly and safely dissolves in an hour." Which is, of course, laughable but yep.
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He's well out of his grace period. Completely anticipated himself by leaving piles of the stuff all over the place where anyone could pick it up. /patentexaminer
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Onmi posted:Superior Spiderman is awful, Dan Slott is an awful writer, that set of panels is perfect. The art does most of the work there. goatface posted:He's well out of his grace period. Completely anticipated himself by leaving piles of the stuff all over the place where anyone could pick it up. It dissolves into nothing so no one can "pick it up" (even though there was a retarded Bendis storyline where a scientist did just that)
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Payndz posted:Can't he just patent his web formula and sell the rights to 3M or DuPont or whoever for a fortune? Maybe if action wasn't his reward he might be able to afford a car. Or even a cab. He owns a company and is a million(billion?)-aire now.
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Doesn't matter, counts as being made publicly available. Probably the most common mistake by the private inventor in the first-to-file system.
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Spidey has had a ton of excuses, starting at "nobody would want it", which fell apart under scores of people pointing out how many industries would find clean-dissolving adhesives to be incredibly useful, and eventually mutating into "Spider-Man isn't a legal person, so he'd have to reveal his identity to get paid", which has also been thoroughly mocked to the point where Slott just made him get loving rich off his inventions already. There's a great panel of Spider-Man using his normal excuses on (I think) an X-Men class, only for them to start piping up about shell companies and stuff and Spidey having to change the subject really fast, but I can't remember where it happened any more so I can't show you. CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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Apr 13, 2017 23:09
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If it was Spider-Man and the X-Men I can't recommend people read that enough. God what a good series.
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Push El Burrito posted:If it was Spider-Man and the X-Men I can't recommend people read that enough. God what a good series. Totally was, I can't find the page(s) just now but I absolutely remember that being where it happened.
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Are you guys sure, because I thought so too but I've been paging through all six issues and I cannot find it.
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I did find this. Which basically sums up the series nicely actually.
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Apr 14, 2017 00:00
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It was actually an issue of Avengers Academy.
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Lurdiak posted:It was actually an issue of Avengers Academy. ...well, uh, guess my memory is poo poo.
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It was actually an issue of Amazing Spider-Man featuring Avengers Academy.
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It was an issue of Spiderman, the villain they fought was the one who manipulates emotions. To get out of the awkward situation, Spidey takes them on patrol. Also, Pete felt awkward because he WAS a teacher, and yet he was only considered to teach a class because, as the premiere teen hero who so utterly hosed up his image to be considered a menace, he's the perfect person to impart a life lesson of what NOT to do.
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RandallODim posted:...well, uh, guess my memory is poo poo. It gave me an excuse to reread Spidey & the X-men which is never a bad thing.
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X-O posted:It was actually an issue of Amazing Spider-Man featuring Avengers Academy. 
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CapnAndy posted:God thank you. Amazing Spider-Man 661.  "Look, it was the 60s. I wasn't exactly sober 90% of the time, especially as I was a chemistry student."
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CapnAndy posted:God thank you. Amazing Spider-Man 661. Goddamn do I love Spider-Man
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Apr 14, 2017 02:33
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If only all genre fiction had the balls to be that honest
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goatface posted:Doesn't matter, counts as being made publicly available. Probably the most common mistake by the private inventor in the first-to-file system. Most inventors use their inventions for crime fighting and leave them haphazardly around New York?
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mind the walrus posted:If only all genre fiction had the balls to be that honest Ironic self-examination of something from 50 years prior isn't exactly what I'd call honesty.
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 Oh no the Sentry could just put Ronan down
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Come on, you literally just ripped through its head like it was paper mache.
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Just in those two panels the size difference of the Sentry is quite astonishing.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Hand...backwards... Also I love how Spidey can just tear it apart but it's stronger than him somehow.
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X-O posted:Just in those two panels the size difference of the Sentry is quite astonishing.
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so rocket already stole some garbage and now he has crawled through a hole and is gonna chew on some wiring. i feel like nsm really gets at the core of his character.
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In the newspaperverse he's going to sit there all week going "but WHICH wires to chew on?!" while Spidey gets pulped.
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X-O posted:Just in those two panels the size difference of the Sentry is quite astonishing. As part of the Sentry's defenses, it shrunk in an attempt to crush Rocket, obviously
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It's head literally looks like a trash can in panel 2 so Rocket was just like "I got this"
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How you know this is newspaper Spiderman: 1. Somebody other than Spiderman came up with the plan to stop the villian. 2. Somebody other than Spiderman actually is physically defeating the villian. 3. Spiderman is whining about it.
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I'm laughing so much at the fact that off-panel The Sentry just calmly put Ronan down and negated Spidey's entire strategy
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