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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
This is the reason they've never acknowledged the porn parody.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Zzulu posted:

Jay is great because he is a tiny guy so you know you can manhandle him in bed and like hold him up in your arms like a koala holding its young while you gently caress him and stuff like that. It's great

That sounds gross to me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I dont know what that position is called in English but its great, you can have their legs resting on your shoulders too

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Twinketto

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Apr 13, 2017

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
i'm Jay if he was the size of the big Canadian

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
am I the only Mike here?

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Goa Tse-tung posted:

am I the only Mike here?

what shade of purple are your hands?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Goa Tse-tung posted:

am I the only Mike here?

I'm Mike but replace booze with weed.

And my hands are fine, but my feet often hurt.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Goa Tse-tung posted:

am I the only Mike here?

I'm sure there are plenty of alcoholics here.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'm Jay before he started taking care of himself.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Zack Snyder compares Justice League Movie to Seven Samurai

Zack Snyder posted:

“It’s an intense, awesome, and gigantic undertaking because Bruce [Wayne] is having to go out and sort of ‘Seven Samurai’ the Justice League together, which is fun… It’s slightly monumental, and at the same time they’re starting to grapple with this coming threat.”

i'm not sure which mike reaction face to post in reaction to this

maybe, uh

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am basically a taller and more Jewish Jay. This look is very easy to maintain.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

What the hell does squeezing gats mean?

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Grevling posted:

What the hell does squeezing gats mean?

shooting pistols

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Goa Tse-tung posted:

shooting pistols

Thanks

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Smdh at people not use the correct term "Cinematic Terrorist Zac Snyder"

Can't wait for him to ruin Kurosawa forever for me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Grevling posted:

What the hell does squeezing gats mean?

lol

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
I hope "Cinematic Terrorist Zac Snyder" is trolled with that Turkish Airlines video from now until the end of time.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I'm sort of a Lynn krabkowski but without the ponytail or karate or six pack abs or charisma

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


By the way Rifftrax live is doing Samurai Cop tonight.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Grevling posted:

What the hell does squeezing gats mean?

Goa Tse-tung posted:

shooting pistols

Uh-oh, I think I've been squeezing the wrong gats this whole time. How embarrassing.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Trunko posted:

I'm sort of a Lynn krabkowski but without the ponytail or karate or six pack abs or charisma

I liked it when The Grabowki's set the baby on fire.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

"Superman in Man of Steel is going to really The Seventh Seal it up in that he's going to get a bunch of people killed to save a handful of yokels. I'm looking forward to my Oscar speech."

Is Snyder doing a Music Man style long-con with Sony? Is he going to sneak away from their studios carrying a giant sack with a dollar sign on it?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Whorelord posted:

i am literally jay

no, i'm Jay, wth

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Trunko posted:

*Google calender alarm goes off on Android cellphone* whoops I almost forgot tonight is the monthly IHOP feast with my board game geek pals! Better iron my jorts

Switch ihop to Dennys and jorts to trackpants and that's basically my life.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I'm the stripper cop who had the really cute face but she was a sphere like Ronnie from Whomp.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I'm Gil. Gil Christ.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Trunko posted:

I'm sort of a Lynn krabkowski but without the ponytail or karate or six pack abs or charisma

If Lym Kabazizek had no charisma does it roll over to like 9999999 charisma or something

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I nominate Blazing Saddles for the next Re:View.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

JB50 posted:

Jay confirmed for NOT gay on account of his reaction to Mike sucking off the giant worm.

have u never witnessed jealousy?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

rofl

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Wicker Man posted:

I nominate Blazing Saddles for the next Re:View.

Duly noted. Thanks for your feedback!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I still want to see a videodrome Re:View

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

parallelodad posted:

By the way Rifftrax live is doing Samurai Cop tonight.

Yep, I'm going. Should be fun to see on the big screen.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I can't get babysitting. :smith:

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

parallelodad posted:

I can't get babysitting. :smith:

I think there's another showing next week.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Is wisconsin one of those "food desert" places that apparetly exist in the US where no one has any access/exposure to fruit and vegetables because how did no one know what a kumquat was?

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HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Milwaukee's a fairly big city, so it's not a food desert thing and more of a fat nerds not eating produce thing.

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