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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnv3ATYc16A&feature=youtu.be&t=159 http://m.imgur.com/p836t77?r Bobby Digital has a new favorite as of 05:37 on Apr 13, 2017 |
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These two are not schadenfreude. They are gifs of assholes. Funny. But assholes.
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Apr 13, 2017 07:21
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Perhaps of interest to the thread: Drew Toothpaste, creator of Married to the Sea and noted gimmick poster M R CRACKER, is/was KOMPRESSOR. He said on Twitter a while back that he has several other aliases he recorded music under that no one's discovered yet.
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Apr 13, 2017 07:22
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poop dood posted:Perhaps of interest to the thread: Drew Toothpaste, creator of Married to the Sea and noted gimmick poster M R CRACKER, is/was KOMPRESSOR. He said on Twitter a while back that he has several other aliases he recorded music under that no one's discovered yet. Well heck
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Apr 13, 2017 07:25
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I approve of this KOMPRESSOR posting. I also approve of the fact that Cosmopolitan thought it was a good idea to post a clickbait story about how to lose 44 pounds without exercising, thanks to healthy, all-natural CANCER. https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/851846061618413570
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Apr 13, 2017 07:48
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To be fair if you read the whole story, basically she put on a bunch of weight during/after treatment due to stress eating, and then made a lifestyle and diet change to lose the weight again. But that was not clear from the headlines.
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Apr 13, 2017 07:51
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Weightloss via cancer is only slightly more unrealistic than celebrity weightloss tips*. I.e. be a multimillionaire who only works a couple months a year, have your own personal assistant to manage all aspects of your life, your own cleaning staff, your own chef, your own personal trainer and access to the best drugs and plastic surgery in the world. * or weightloss through amputation of a limb.
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Apr 13, 2017 07:56
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wheatpuppy posted:To be fair if you read the whole story, basically she put on a bunch of weight during/after treatment due to stress eating, and then made a lifestyle and diet change to lose the weight again. But that was not clear from the headlines. The headline is the problem. A very promising story got edited and watered down into FAB BEACH BOD PLAN NO EXERCISE (and then a bunch of inspiring stuff about cancer)
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Apr 13, 2017 07:57
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Burning_Monk posted:gently caress I'm jaded, but at least he used his turn signal. Don't you mean the "I'm changing lanes now, get the gently caress out of my way" signal?
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Apr 13, 2017 08:37
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Gorilla Salad posted:Weightloss via cancer is only slightly more unrealistic than celebrity weightloss tips*. It wasn't weight loss via cancer. She gained weight after her cancer treatment and then lost a bunch of weight via portion control. I've seen this posted everywhere the past few days and not one person has actually read the article. The story features a woman with cancer but cancer isn't subject of the story.
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Apr 13, 2017 08:59
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Stex T posted:The headline is the problem. A very promising story got edited and watered down into FAB BEACH BOD PLAN NO EXERCISE (and then a bunch of inspiring stuff about cancer)
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Apr 13, 2017 09:18
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http://i.imgur.com/4TPwKnV.mp4
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Apr 13, 2017 09:38
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gently caress. Doxxed yet again.
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Apr 13, 2017 09:53
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You had cancer? That sucks
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Apr 13, 2017 10:20
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Genocide Tendency posted:These two are not schadenfreude. Please get out and don't come back. You're a loving idiot and don't deserve the internet. We have a mod come in at least every 10 pages and shut down derails about what is and isn't schadenfreude, and at this point you're nothing more than a poo poo troll. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 13, 2017 10:43
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Zipperelli. posted:Please get out and don't come back. You're a loving idiot and don't deserve the internet. We have a mod come in at least every 10 pages and shut down derails about what is and isn't schadenfreude, and at this point you're nothing more than a poo poo troll. The real schadenfreude is watching this guy go frothing-mouth angry over an internet forums post.
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Apr 13, 2017 10:47
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Burger King puts out an ad that triggers voice searches in Android devices: https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/852244002753712128 What happens is that the phrase "ok google, what is a whopper burger?" will make the Android device do a google search for that phrase and read aloud the first response, which in this case is Wikipedia. Clever, but real loving annoying. But then the Wikipedia article got changed once they caught on that it was used in advertising: https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/852433489261735937 
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Apr 13, 2017 11:02
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BK’s agents were editing the article as early as April 4, a week before the ad aired. That statement that the Nchwhaterhisname wants inserted? Fermachado123 put it on the page on the fourth. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 11:17 on Apr 13, 2017 |
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Apr 13, 2017 11:08
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Seems Google themselves put the kaboosh on the whole thing anyway: https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/12/15277278/google-home-burger-king-whopper-ad-campaign
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Apr 13, 2017 11:13
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So what would happen if someone edited the wiki to say, "Okay Google, what is a whopper burger"? Would it just go around in circles forever?
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Apr 13, 2017 11:48
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poop dood posted:Perhaps of interest to the thread: Drew Toothpaste, creator of Married to the Sea and noted gimmick poster M R CRACKER, is/was KOMPRESSOR. He said on Twitter a while back that he has several other aliases he recorded music under that no one's discovered yet. Oh really. So the "Drew" of Song Fight fame was the same person and many fights were apparently between the person's various alter egos? Neat, we all win.
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Apr 13, 2017 12:51
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Data Graham posted:Oh really. So the "Drew" of Song Fight fame was the same person and many fights were apparently between the person's various alter egos? Neat, we all win. Mind actually slightly blown if this is the case.
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Apr 13, 2017 13:26
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Gorilla Salad posted:So what would happen if someone edited the wiki to say, "Okay Google, what is a whopper burger"? Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmINGWsyWX0
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Apr 13, 2017 13:38
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This is a work of beauty. Sorts reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM&t=4s Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 15:56 on Apr 13, 2017 |
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Apr 13, 2017 15:41
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Data Graham posted:Oh really. So the "Drew" of Song Fight fame was the same person and many fights were apparently between the person's various alter egos? Neat, we all win. Yeah, he didn't say so himself but I think that's what this implies.
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Apr 13, 2017 16:48
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quote:tech snafus I'm rather fond of this old beauty, myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqgEm8XWXu8
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Apr 13, 2017 17:01
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poop dood posted:Yeah, he didn't say so himself but I think that's what this implies. What's the backstory here? I don't understand what you guys are talking about.
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Apr 13, 2017 17:32
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On that note I can't believe this was already 4 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwXS3Q1EmGI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh_VSaNaIvY
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Apr 13, 2017 17:55
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Dr. Dao's lawyer held a press conference earlier. His lawyer is some guy named Tom Demetrio who Google tells me apparently has gotten over a billion dollars in settlements including some from little unknown corporations like "The NFL" and "The NHL"
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poop dood posted:Perhaps of interest to the thread: Drew Toothpaste, creator of Married to the Sea and noted gimmick poster M R CRACKER, is/was KOMPRESSOR. He said on Twitter a while back that he has several other aliases he recorded music under that no one's discovered yet. I just assumed everyone knew Drew was KOMPRESSOR. I found his stuff on one of Drew's sites years ago. It wasn't hidden or disguised or anything. BRUSH YOUR TEETH and his cover of GIRL FROM IPANEMA are modern classics.
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Saint Freak posted:Dr. Dao's lawyer held a press conference earlier. His lawyer is some guy named Tom Demetrio who Google tells me apparently has gotten over a billion dollars in settlements including some from little unknown corporations like "The NFL" and "The NHL" Haha United is hosed.
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Apr 13, 2017 19:55
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Bobby Digital posted:Why not just buy in bulk at Caustco? I appreciated this.
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Picnic Princess posted:Haha United is hosed. LOL a scorpion stung a United Passenger on a flight. https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/852583786042843136
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Apr 13, 2017 20:04
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Apr 13, 2017 20:05
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Railing Kill posted:I just assumed everyone knew Drew was KOMPRESSOR. I found his stuff on one of Drew's sites years ago. It wasn't hidden or disguised or anything. BRUSH YOUR TEETH and his cover of GIRL FROM IPANEMA are modern classics. Is this the same KOMPRESSOR that does the excellent vitamins are good song? I've never really heard any other songs.
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ekuNNN posted:
"Wooop wooop woooop wooop wooop!"
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Data Graham posted:Oh really. So the "Drew" of Song Fight fame was the same person and many fights were apparently between the person's various alter egos? Neat, we all win. syscall girl posted:Mind actually slightly blown if this is the case. Not trying to be cooler-than-thou but I'm kind of amazed that anyone could have been familiar with early-2000s Song Fight and yet not know this. drew more recently collaborated with dendy crew on the Hell Orbs albums. A HUNGRY MOUTH has a new favorite as of 21:22 on Apr 13, 2017 |
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