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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
, also, why not

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


trump literally just told the military "do whatever you want" and they dropped the biggest bomb they could find without it technically being a WMD
i love american democracy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

if it's drawn imperfectly they'll go to this guy tho



isnt this the guy who keeps moving a plastic skull around so it will always be in the shot

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/852585185828904960

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Dapper_Swindler posted:

Holy poo poo he is a useful idiot collaborator now.

Either he is completely batshit, or we're closer to conflict than previously thought.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Nichael posted:

I like President Ray Wise and President JK Simmons better tbh

bring back general carville aka perpetual military actor

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

Has the alt right figured out that we've shifted from MAGA nationalism to "jettison the incels, it's neocon war time! Call the bankers!" yet? Or are they defending it because this is exactly what dreaded liberals told them would happen

you and I both know they don't give a gently caress as long as they can stick it to libtards. there's no policy or ideology, there's just spite and unfunny memes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

is there a jane's weed manual

Ritual de lo habitual

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Al! posted:

isnt this the guy who keeps moving a plastic skull around so it will always be in the shot

Yes, yes it is!

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



can someone bring me up to speed on the carter page thing

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Al! posted:

isnt this the guy who keeps moving a plastic skull around so it will always be in the shot

yup, he's bad for America, and bad for the Brotherhood of Nod

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

isnt this the guy who keeps moving a plastic skull around so it will always be in the shot

he also has a short film where he does like beat poetry and then does kung fu and its hard to tell which is worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPBe09g3ALw

do not watch this

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Wall aint happening. The savvy deplorables are already handwaving it away very badly

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Majorian posted:

All C&C characters are inferior to Tim Curry:


A magical actor.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




http://gothamist.com/2017/04/13/dna_testing_genetics.php

quote:

A State panel of scientists is considering a controversial DNA testing policy that would allow police to investigate the relatives of New Yorkers whose DNA closely matches DNA recovered from a crime scene.

According to the familial searching guidelines being considered, police would be able to pull close DNA matches in certain criminal investigations, generating a list of people with prior convictions, including low-level broken windows offenses like trespassing. Police would then have leeway to investigate close relatives of those near matches (son, father, etc.), in hopes of turning up the exact match—a viable suspect in the case.

In other words, the New York Civil Liberties Union has testified, "criminal suspicion will attach to innocent persons merely because of their biological relation to a person whose DNA is in the state's databank."

"You are creating a 'suspect class' of citizens," David Loftist, attorney in charge of post conviction and forensic litigation at the Legal Aid Society, told Gothamist. "If you have a family member that has been convicted of fare beating, his DNA is in the database. Now all of his family members would be subject to searching in perpetuity."

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

alnilam posted:

bigger, actually

not sure if youre serious but no, MOAB has a yield of like 11 tons of TNT, fat man and little boy yielded 22000 and 15000 tons of TNT

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


like wow just gaslight the entire world and reignite the arms race, why not, who cares
i don't need health care or clean water or structurally sound highways anyway, i just want all of my money to go towards blowing up random patches of dirt and walls built in the middle of the desert and police in the bathrooms to check how genuine my cock is
why else would I do an honest day's work?

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/852615243759046656
My story. Mine. My story.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Shear Modulus posted:

can someone bring me up to speed on the carter page thing

It turns out Jimmy Carter hosed one of his pages, who has just recently revealed her identity.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Nichael posted:

I like President Ray Wise and President JK Simmons better tbh

Oh poo poo, I forgot about both of them. I still like Curry the best, but they're contenders.

In the meantime, apparently the bloom is off the rose w/r/t Wikileaks:

quote:

CIA’s Pompeo: WikiLeaks is a ‘hostile intelligence service’ that would have supported the Nazis

“As long as they make a splash” with the publication of purloined documents, Pompeo said, “they care nothing about the lives they put at risk or the damage they cause to national security.”

“WikiLeaks walks like a hostile intelligence service and talks like a hostile intelligence service,” Pompeo said. “It’s time to call out WikiLeaks for what it is: a non-state hostile intelligence service often abetted by state actors like Russia.”

“I’m quite confident that if Assange had been around in the 30s and the 40s and the 50s, he would have found himself on the wrong side of history,” Pompeo said. “We know this because Assange and his ilk make common cause with dictators today.”

I am laughing so, so loving hard right now. gently caress Assange.

edit: Son of a bitch, beaten by four pages!:argh: Well still the quotes are in the piece.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

how much money does it cost to drop a 256 gigabyte bomb on a pashtun cave and why is that better than any old drone missile

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

i get my patribiotics from activia

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS





When I married your father, I took his name, I took his DNA, everything!!!

first thing I thought of.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



please come through for once crazy neocon lady :pray:

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Fullhouse posted:

how much money does it cost to drop a 256 gigabyte bomb on a pashtun cave and why is that better than any old drone missile

that's exactly how much porn I have please don't doxx me

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

"WE MUST SECURE OUR ENTIRE BORDER!"

*aide whispers in ear*

"WE MUST SECURE .7% OF OUR BORDER!"

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Majorian posted:

All C&C characters are inferior to Tim Curry:


THIS GUY DIDN'T EARN HIS AAM
:qq:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Fullhouse posted:

how much money does it cost to drop a 256 gigabyte bomb on a pashtun cave and why is that better than any old drone missile

350 million or something and lol cough up the money bitch

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The infrastructure bill is going to be the biggest clusterfuck yet btw. Everything about it is antithetical to the Conservative mindset so it will have to be insanely obviously corrupt and inefficient to get any support at all

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol is the fake hotel server story really back?

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


mormonpartyboat posted:

he also has a short film where he does like beat poetry and then does kung fu and its hard to tell which is worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPBe09g3ALw

do not watch this

forbidden mpeg #1488

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Epic High Five posted:

The infrastructure bill is going to be the biggest clusterfuck yet btw. Everything about it is antithetical to the Conservative mindset so it will have to be insanely obviously corrupt and inefficient to get any support at all

it's going to be 100% tax breaks and will sail through unless the freedom caucus stymies it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

can someone bring me up to speed on the carter page thing

hes the stupidest idiot in the god drat world

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
binary but instead of 0's and 1's its 6's and 9's

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



I'm Ready to Go to Canada

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Shear Modulus posted:

really a fate worse than death for them

all the talibans are playing lol now

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

How does a bomb cost 300 million..i mean its a bunch of explosives in a steel case with a playstation chip somewhere in the nose

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

isnt this the guy who keeps moving a plastic skull around so it will always be in the shot

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/637820321526095872

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i definitely didn't collude with the russians *coyly giggles* ~!

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